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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ever fallen asleep then woken up agen and not realised you had fallen asleep till you looked at the clock. ?

I thort I had just blinked but sumhow I've lost almost 2 hours lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You're in a timeslip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it this morning at work, dozed off at the desk without realising. Next thing I know, it's lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I fell asleep a couple of times mid masturbation...yes I did wake up with a flacid cock in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abducted by aliens.

Does you anus feel any different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes listening to folk at work droning on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to turn all the clocks forward if I fell asleepcos id think id been asleep for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to turn all the clocks forward if I fell asleepcos id think id been asleep for hours "

Ahh that's class haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You're in a timeslip "

And nothing... Will ever be the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I fell asleep on the sofa last night, felt like 5 minutes was an hour x

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Very, very often.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Abducted by aliens.

Does you anus feel any different?"

Ha ha

No its not that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I went on an alcohol diet once .. I lost three days

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You're in a timeslip "

Wots a timeslip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes but not often

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I woke up last Tuesday morning and dived out of bed thinking I had slept in , couldn't work out why it was dark outside as I cleaned my teeth , checked my phone and it was 0:30 not 6:30

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I woke up last Tuesday morning and dived out of bed thinking I had slept in , couldn't work out why it was dark outside as I cleaned my teeth , checked my phone and it was 0:30 not 6:30 "

At lest you wos up arley so you cood not be late

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I went on an alcohol diet once .. I lost three days "

That don't sound good.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've fallen asleep for what felt like a few minutes, only to discover it had been much longer

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"My ex used to turn all the clocks forward if I fell asleepcos id think id been asleep for hours "

Related to the clock thing, used to be a clock watching woman at work, who would use any excuse to leave her desk and wander round the Sox stories doing sweet fa. Leaving her co workers to answer her phone and do her job.

So one afternoon every time she left we put the clock back five minutes. Her knocking off time was five but she left not a happy bunny with us at five thirty.

Did she improve? No she bought a watch!! Lazy bitch....

S

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"My ex used to turn all the clocks forward if I fell asleepcos id think id been asleep for hours

Related to the clock thing, used to be a clock watching woman at work, who would use any excuse to leave her desk and wander round the Sox stories doing sweet fa. Leaving her co workers to answer her phone and do her job.

So one afternoon every time she left we put the clock back five minutes. Her knocking off time was five but she left not a happy bunny with us at five thirty.

Did she improve? No she bought a watch!! Lazy bitch....

S"

Lol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Yes I have a few times, Usually on a Sunday or just after work, You rest your eyes and 30 seconds turns into hours.

I have also done that thing were you think you are awake and try and get up but you cant move, Your heart starts pounding, Heavy breathing then all of a sudden you wake usually sweating and shitting yourself,

(Not literally)

Trust me you don't want to experience it

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

I did it years ago in my mum's pub after a few strong drinks blinked while watching a music video and it was on the same point when I opened my eyes bit the pub was empty and 5 hours had gone by

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its called getting old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a grandad nap

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