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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so i a a bit bigger in life, that shows there is more of me to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you"

I only run from the police and towards food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you"

Same here, or if there's a special offer on steak bakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lazy person, I only run when Marc guilts me into exercising.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive done every diet plan in the world it seems and yo yoed from a size 18 to a size 8 now iam a 14 a love me me food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you

Same here, or if there's a special offer on steak bakes "
love steak bakes slaver at the thought.. iwant to go to the drive through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run?" What is this new word, I huff, puff and waddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""run?" What is this new word, I huff, puff and waddle "

i waddle on the way back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say, that if I'm running, something really bad is going down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do exercise but still steadily losing weight though, oh yeah, smug mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a fat person i would run away from life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a fat person i would run away from life"

well done to you at slimmers world xx

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By *orkshire biMan
over a year ago

elland

As a fat person I only run for chocolate or in emergencies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only squat to pick up food I've dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only squat to pick up food I've dropped "

As long as the 3 second rule is observed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only squat to pick up food I've dropped

As long as the 3 second rule is observed? "

5 second rule in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't squat either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this today. Made me look differently on the word 'fat'

My daughter called me fat today. She was upset I made them get out of the pool and she told her brother that mama is fat. I told her to meet me upstairs so we could chat. Me: "what did you say about me?" Her: "I said you were fat, mama, im sorry" Me: "let's talk about it. The truth is, I am not fat. No one IS fat. It's not something you can BE. But I do HAVE fat. We ALL have fat. It protects our muscles and our bones and keeps our bodies going by providing us energy. Do you have fat?" Her: "yes! I have some here on my tummy" Me: "that's right! So do I and so does your brother!" Her brother: "I don't have any fat, I'm the skinniest, I just have muscles" Me: "actually everyone, every single person in the world has fat. But each of us has different amounts." Her brother: " oh right! I have some to protect my big muscles! But you have more than me" Me: "Yes, that's true. Some people have a lot, and others don't have very much. But that doesn't mean that one person is better than the other, do you both understand? Both: "yes, mama" Me: "so can you repeat what I said" Them: "yes! I shouldn't say someone is fat because you can't be just fat, but everyone HAS fat and it's okay to have different fat" Me: "exactly right!" Them: "can we go back to the pool now?" Me: no ????

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

As a fat person I run towards men who can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a fat person I run towards men who can cook "

Hurry up then, my cooking is top notch.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am fat and I don't run.. I'd get knocked out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a walk up Worcestershire Beacon last week.

Discovered a new law of physics........hills get steeper as you get older. Isaac Newton missed that one. Definitely puffing a bit by the time I got to the top.

Happily a cold pint of Stowfords was waiting for me in the Nags Head when I came down (Thanks Heidi....you're a star!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only run so I can eat more pizza

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you"

I'm not a natural runner - but I'll do a little fast walk/hobble to run for the bus or ice cream van - in the sure and certain knowledge that I look like a complete tit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I ran when my toast was on fire yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll break into a light jog if i need a wee. Bladder control isn't great after my two big babies.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There are only 2 things i run for... A bus (if i'm going out on the lash and so not taking my car) or the ice cream man...

There is no other thing i can imagine running for....

Mrs WD40

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

As a fat person, I run with my dogs, I run doing rat race type events, and I run playing sport. It's not a pretty sight, but I'm having fun so dgaf.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There are only 2 things i run for... A bus (if i'm going out on the lash and so not taking my car) or the ice cream man...

There is no other thing i can imagine running for....

Mrs WD40

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I run my tongue along naughty girls panties until they give up withholding my goodies

I also jog regularly with my beagle dog for normal person exercise

(Prefer panty exercise)

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I run for buses when it is less hot.

My job sometimes requires me to run after teenage kids. The sight of my 22 stone actually catching up with them must be pretty scary.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"As a fat person I run towards men who can cook "

I cook

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"as a fat person i only run if greggs is about to close.

what about you"

To prevent understeer I do not use the coach toilet when climbing steep hills.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You only know you're truly fat as a man when women look at your body in the same way as old people look at snow

Both will likely break your hip

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