FabSwingers.com forum: You have 10 minutes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Have a freshen up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Wash my minge.

Hate that word!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Shower?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Shower and speed shave

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

run...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancel lol

10mins isnt enough for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Call it off

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Wonder what to spend the 8 extra minutes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil 3 eggs?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The three S

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Shower and a beard trim for sure

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"The three S

In which order? Surely deserves its own thread?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip naked put on a pinny and answer the door

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Text and postpone!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes

Bloody hell I'm exhausted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The three S

In which order? Surely deserves its own thread?!"

Simultaneously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry - 5 minutes

KFC wet wipe the python - 1 minute

KFC wet wipe my willy - 15 seconds

Cry - 2 minutes

Ejaculate - 5 seconds

Clean up - 1 minute 30 seconds

Swear - 10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower and shave

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"The three S

In which order? Surely deserves its own thread?!"

Well the end two are Shave and Shower

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Panic lol

I couldn't do it. Not in 10 minutes. The most spontaneous I've been was to agree to meet someone on the day (someone I'd met before), knowing I had 3 hours in which to prep and plan while he drove from Cork lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes

Bloody hell I'm exhausted

Me too, hence the champagne

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Relax.

Because I had already showered, shaved and got ready before arranging a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strip naked put on a pinny and answer the door "

Now that would be a welcome ti treasure

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Shower and a beard trim for sure"

Me too anna here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put on my trainers and run after Happy Squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened to me and nearly lacerated myself with the Ladyshave... never again

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, epilate, mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes

That's how I get ready for a meet except I'd spend a minute longer in the shower to give me bits a quick shave. ..oh and i'd do my make up in the car on the way there so spend longer giving my hair a quick blast on the hair drier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a panic on just thinking about it!

I could hardly manage a few hours this weekend

1. Shower

2. Stay in my towel

3. Quick brush of hair

4. Lie on bed trying to look seductive

5. Hope he didn't mean a social with coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming"

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Shower two minutes, dress two minutes, comb hair, one minute. Mascara and lipstick thirty seconds. Glass of champagne four and a half minutes

Well Mr N is lucky if I blast myself with febreze before I leap on him so ten minutes is a luxury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm. "

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Depends on what I've been doing - I'm not a pig farmer, covered in shit - if I've seen just left the gym and showered, I don't need to do much. It's all, as ever, about context.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"I've got a panic on just thinking about it!

I could hardly manage a few hours this weekend

1. Shower

2. Stay in my towel

3. Quick brush of hair

4. Lie on bed trying to look seductive

5. Hope he didn't mean a social with coffee "

Your last quote made me lol !!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm. "

Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?"

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash my minge.

Hate that word!

I will wash her for you - if that helps at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either......"

You should take deep breaths instead and mentally prepare yourself for some dirty sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in fetal position and suck on my thumb whilst I sob myself to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Haha who gets to wear it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single male in my fifties. We don't get meets.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Hmm, and an arm covered in bruises which could be mistaken for 'tracking marks' wouldn't be good either......

You should take deep breaths instead and mentally prepare yourself for some dirty sex

P. M. A. ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower boxers n car thats all lol

\risk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Welcome to my world

They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse

Well sometimes maybe

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Quick freshen up, subtle make up, and throw on a baby doll and some thigh highs jobs done and I have done that before for a spontaneous meet a few years back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Welcome to my world

They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse

Well sometimes maybe

They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.

On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Shower and when he gets there greet him wrapped in the towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Welcome to my world

They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse

Well sometimes maybe

They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.

On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes

This is the kind of thinking the country needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Welcome to my world

They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse

Well sometimes maybe

They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.

On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes

I'm just curious about where you keep the nipple clamps

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

10 minutes? Fucking hell.

If it's a social I'd powder my nose, have a spray, brush my hair, clean my teeth (I still couldn't do it, 30 mins is the most spontaneous I've been)

A sex meet wouldn't happen but if it did all of the above + rinse my fanny and put on some seductive funderwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Haha who gets to wear it?"

It's only ever been me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinch my arm to check I'm not dreaming

For the whole 10 minutes? Now that would be a very sore arm.

Nice utility belt - what's the frilly item on the far left? Emergency knickers?

That's a playboy blindfold. I got it when playboy was cool ok

Welcome to my world

They always ask about the belt but not the arse wearing it. My arse not that I am an arse

Well sometimes maybe

They just want to talk to us for our belts. I feel so used.

On the plus side we could just put our belts on and then chill for the other 9 minutes

This is the kind of thinking the country needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower and shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a drink. I'm always prepared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shower and when he gets there greet him wrapped in the towel

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get in fetal position and suck on my thumb whilst I sob myself to sleep

I will wake you in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Put the kettle on and make a nice pot of tea, arrange the biscuits for aesthetics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Put the kettle on and make a nice pot of tea, arrange the biscuits for aesthetics.

Are the biscuits on your naked body?

(she hopes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Put the kettle on and make a nice pot of tea, arrange the biscuits for aesthetics.

Are the biscuits on your naked body?

(she hopes)"

Crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust off "special meet bag" that's lurking at the back of the wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can play with my ginger nuts n then taste my custard cream x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the bath ready and ask him to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm sex in the bath good fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick Shower - 5 mins

Via j Matching lingerie - 3 mins

Minty Breath fresh - done in shower

Simple Jeans and a T - 3 mins

Lovely Jewellery - 2 mins

CC Lippy - 1 min

Perfume sprayed all over 1 min

Smile and walk to door

Thus running 5 mins behind - a perfectly acceptable thing for a lady to do ....

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Id tell just her I'm going to be late..Lol...she would be probably late too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To prepare for a meet, what would you do?

Be better organised to make sure I had longer than 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably call it off.

Ten minutes to lay on a last minute meet? Totally sloppy and far too many things could go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh shave shower brush teeth and shave between legs and balls and get decide on t shirt lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the neighbours wife she will have to get dressed and come back later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could get in, showered, teeth brushed, clean clothes and still give you the best 2 minutes of your life inside that 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be 30 mins late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boil 3 eggs? "

That is very funny!!

Shower for me too and quick shave tidy

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Pop the kettle on and strip off...still leaves us 7 mins for a quickie

Dax

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Get some soap and a bath ready so she can wash her minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pits and bits wash - body moisturise and quick flick about with the razor - slap of lippy and mascara - pull on a frock and ready

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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that's all it takes for me to get ready. pretty much all grooming is kept on top of already and i don't wear much make up, just have a shower and get dressed and i'm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave him waiting in the car for half hour. This actually has happened a couple of times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower and speed shave

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower and shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend 9 minutes wondering when my life had changed and one minute texting I will be late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs 10 minutes? I'm always ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who needs 10 minutes? I'm always ready.

ever ready -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the light off and just wait in bed, front door is open let yourself in x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nuthing as I'm oftoun out sumwear and to go home wood take over 10 mins lol

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