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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'

How's that?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"'If you live up the road, are fairly attractive, willing to take it doggy style if not and fancy some sex then you may as well drop me a message and I'll get back to you if I can be bothered. Or not.'

How's that? "

Shows promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt seeks cunt.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Cunt seeks cunt. "

not bad. There's alot about too!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tina is the one to ask, I know she has penned many a witty profile on here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"pffft you're crap...next!..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."

We'll write you an essay, give us a couple of weeks. You will need to fill out a questionnaire too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How's that? "

End of thread I'd say

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?"

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."

I had a very successful profile up, a while back, written by forum posters.

I'll have a think about what to write for you.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win. "

And they say cheaters never prosper!

i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it.

I had a very successful profile up, a while back, written by forum posters.

I'll have a think about what to write for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt seeks cunt. "

The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt seeks cunt.

The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cunt seeks cunt.

The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours

If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.

If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Copy and paste mine...you're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.

And they say cheaters never prosper!

i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?"

Just made me thirsty, to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt seeks cunt.

The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours

If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.

If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages.

And you'd be added to a few blocked lists as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."
I think its wrong to ask anyone on here as they not that helpful it seem so its best to write your own because i have the same trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt seeks cunt. "

Arse seeks hole

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cunt seeks cunt.

The next time we aren't meeting I think I'll steal this for ours

If you leave your avatar up you'll still get loads of messages.

If I changed mine to, 'Met Courtney' I'd get more messages.

And you'd be added to a few blocked lists as well

I'm on loads already; they seem to be growing by the day. I can't post on lots of threads.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?"

Let me know when mine's up and I'll keep the mask on so you don't have to look at my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's that? "

I think you need to add a bit about loving bareback. That will get the messages rolling in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Handyman - would you like to borrow my tools?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.

And they say cheaters never prosper!

i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?

Just made me thirsty, to be honest.

That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ok - "Seemingly intelligent, quite witty at times.

Meet only within an 8 mile radius. If you're not in it you're out.

Wanna know anything ask the missus."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.

And they say cheaters never prosper!

i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?

Just made me thirsty, to be honest.

That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ?"

Thinking correctly, I'd say.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Married to Scarlet. If it's good enough for her it's good enough for you."

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

" Maybe I'll give each one a week and see how much clunge i get?

Tell me when my week is on, and I'll come clunge you then. Just to make sure I win.

And they say cheaters never prosper!

i freestyled my profile title, do you like it?

Just made me thirsty, to be honest.

That's why I've just poured another beer. ..on a schoolnight!? What was I thinking? ?"

Sod it, it's nearly the end of term?

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Scary eyed tranny seeks brave individual for me to stare at and put the fear of God into. Must enjoy werthers originals and the full 15 minute rendition of flight of the valkyries played on repeat at an excessively high volume.

Will eat cat food for money.

I have old re-runs of Terry Wogan shows for us to masturbate to while we sniff t blazers and discuss the merits of the 1987 eurovision song contest in soft irish dulcet tones.

Not into water sports or golf. 32bb fake breasts, but I have chicken fillets in the fridge if u want me bigger. Must like scarey eyes. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

How about that???

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"How about that???"

I'm not a tranny! Apart from that, it's fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Married to Scarlet. If it's good enough for her it's good enough for you."

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

""Married to Scarlet. If it's good enough for her it's good enough for you."

shhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy bugger seeks easy lay. Not fussy...any hole will do. If you want pics you can take them yourself. Must be local...can't be arsed travelling and I don't accommodate coz my Mrs doesn't like it"

There you go...that covers all the bases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

""Lazy bugger seeks easy lay. Not fussy...any hole will do. If you want pics you can take them yourself. Must be local...can't be arsed travelling and I don't accommodate coz my Mrs doesn't like it"

There you go...that covers all the bases."

To be fair, it's the kids that would complain the most.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."

Mi will if you want but I'll be including the words 'dribbler', 'seepage problems' and 'limp'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I might add 'prolapse' in for good measure. I think there may be a niche market.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I might add 'prolapse' in for good measure. I think there may be a niche market....."

Will you mention the foetid toe?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."

Fkinidle

Done!

That will be £10 please.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"I might add 'prolapse' in for good measure. I think there may be a niche market.....

Will you mention the foetid toe?"

Hey! That toe is ALL good!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I might add 'prolapse' in for good measure. I think there may be a niche market.....

Will you mention the foetid toe?

Hey! That toe is ALL good! "

OK, I've had a look and it appears to be all normal again. And clean.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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" I don't want advice, can anyone just write my profile for me? I can't be assed with it."

i was gonna do a topic offering to do this, let me make a brew first.

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