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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Sundays. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gozaimasu!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gozaimasu!!"

Cowabunga!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all! "

Hey Errol, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gozaimasu!!

Cowabunga!"

Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!"

Awiiiight, Jeff?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim, evening all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all "

A good evening to you Babs.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?"

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

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By *inkycouplespainCouple
over a year ago

Malaga Spain but sometimes Manchester and

Good evening from sunny Spain (costa del sol)

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh "

Me to... lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie. "

I'm not Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening from sunny Spain (costa del sol)

xx"

Buena noches. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi jim

Hi everyone

It shoer is hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey "

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Grood.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Seeside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im perving looking for my next victim haha ill be looking for a good long while lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim

Hi everyone

It shoer is hot "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening LS.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Seeside. "

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im perving looking for my next victim haha ill be looking for a good long while lol"

Hence your username, good luck and, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Good evening Ignite. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Seeside.

FAF?"

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotcha Jim, evening Fabsters

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"gozaimasu!!"

Alright treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?"

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gozaimasu!!

Alright treacle "

Hey Dan *kisses your head*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wotcha Jim, evening Fabsters "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bear.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?"

Do you want to be ghey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

Do you want to be ghey?"

Nah.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

Do you want to be ghey?

Nah."

Bore

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine. "

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Evening all. I have run out of cold pop so I am considering drinking a beer instead. How wayward of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

Do you want to be ghey?

Nah.

Bore"

He is the first to admit to being borin'.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jimbo & the rest of you rabble, is normal service resumed now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I have run out of cold pop so I am considering drinking a beer instead. How wayward of me."

Hussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Waaay too hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though."

*shakes head*

So prong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

Do you want to be ghey?

Nah.

Bore"

*Nods*

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

N'Abend all, who else can't wait for Monday morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jimbo & the rest of you rabble, is normal service resumed now then? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Service, yes. I don't know about normal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. I have run out of cold pop so I am considering drinking a beer instead. How wayward of me."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ligeia. Consider no more, get a beer.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong. "

I can't handle this tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Waaay too hot. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Retro. I couldn't agree more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening folks. Just a quick visit from me tonight.

I'm rather kippy after a day in the sun with drinksh

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Honey. I'll take a quickie.

I'm not Honey

Who the hell am I poorly chatting up? Am I ghey? What's going on?

Do you want to be ghey?

Nah.

Bore

He is the first to admit to being borin'.

"

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong. "

How can something so prong feel so knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been? Just come inside as been out enjoying the early evening and having a BBQ x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening Jim and friends, I'm all fabbed out today. I now know why I don't normally do it. My eyes need some serious recovery time after some of the erections I've encountered fs. Thank god your cock isn't out tonight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Jim. Why aren't you naked?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jimbo & the rest of you rabble, is normal service resumed now then?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Service, yes. I don't know about normal."

Well I'm abnormal, so all's good here buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? Just come inside as been out enjoying the early evening and having a BBQ x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. It's been a good day, I've done as little as possible. How was the BBC? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and friends, I'm all fabbed out today. I now know why I don't normally do it. My eyes need some serious recovery time after some of the erections I've encountered fs. Thank god your cock isn't out tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pink. I'm going to get it out!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening all. I have run out of cold pop so I am considering drinking a beer instead. How wayward of me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ligeia. Consider no more, get a beer."

Mine's in the fridge, about 2 ft. from ma chair

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim and friends, I'm all fabbed out today. I now know why I don't normally do it. My eyes need some serious recovery time after some of the erections I've encountered fs. Thank god your cock isn't out tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pink. I'm going to get it out!"

Noooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim. Why aren't you naked? "

I am now.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Jim. Why aren't you naked? "

Thanks Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jimbo & the rest of you rabble, is normal service resumed now then?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. Service, yes. I don't know about normal.

Well I'm abnormal, so all's good here buddy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim. Why aren't you naked?

Thanks Honey "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Jim. Why aren't you naked?

Thanks Honey "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong.

How can something so prong feel so knife?"

Fork off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong.

How can something so prong feel so knife?

Fork off."

Cough cough cough cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Sam, I see you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Guess what I did today?

Washing.

Guess what I didn't do today?

Hand washing.

Happy new washing machine day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lib, shake it baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess what I did today?

Washing.

Guess what I didn't do today?

Hand washing.

Happy new washing machine day

"

Happy new washing machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess what I did today?

Washing.

Guess what I didn't do today?

Hand washing.

Happy new washing machine day

"

But have you done the most important test of a new washing machine yet?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My avatar confuses me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey lib, shake it baby "

I shoulda won. My copycat cock pic of his is exemplary too.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong.

How can something so prong feel so knife?

Fork off."

It seems I spork out of line. Don't worry, I'll be going to bed spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? Just come inside as been out enjoying the early evening and having a BBQ x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. It's been a good day, I've done as little as possible. How was the BBC? x"

Good, cooked enough burgers, sausages and kebabs to feed half the street. Was nice to be outside x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?"

Some of the better ones I've known have been non gym based.

Parks and public open spaces, there's a group that meet 3 times a week at our training ground and they've all changed quite dramatically in 12 months.

I've never been a gym guy and these outdoor type pt's seem much more focused on your personal situation.

Maybe try gumtree or similar sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling before bed watching some TV and lurking here. Hubby has already gone to bed as he's up early so I'm trying to let him get to sleep before I head to bed myself.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Guess what I did today?

Washing.

Guess what I didn't do today?

Hand washing.

Happy new washing machine day

But have you done the most important test of a new washing machine yet? "

Tis tucked under the unit. I'm a shortie but I can't fit in the 2 inch gap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? Just come inside as been out enjoying the early evening and having a BBQ x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. It's been a good day, I've done as little as possible. How was the BBC? x

Good, cooked enough burgers, sausages and kebabs to feed half the street. Was nice to be outside x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong.

How can something so prong feel so knife?

Fork off.

It seems I spork out of line. Don't worry, I'll be going to bed spoon. "

It was knife knowing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone! Nice to see you Jim and Estella x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess what I did today?

Washing.

Guess what I didn't do today?

Hand washing.

Happy new washing machine day

But have you done the most important test of a new washing machine yet?

Tis tucked under the unit. I'm a shortie but I can't fit in the 2 inch gap"

Sad times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone! Nice to see you Jim and Estella x"

Hello beautiful you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chilling before bed watching some TV and lurking here. Hubby has already gone to bed as he's up early so I'm trying to let him get to sleep before I head to bed myself. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penny. Let's hope hubby falls asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?

Some of the better ones I've known have been non gym based.

Parks and public open spaces, there's a group that meet 3 times a week at our training ground and they've all changed quite dramatically in 12 months.

I've never been a gym guy and these outdoor type pt's seem much more focused on your personal situation.

Maybe try gumtree or similar sites "

Super, thanks. I kinda thought that but wasn't sure. I'm not known to be well versed in knowledge of all things fit. It's a bit of an unknown scary thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling before bed watching some TV and lurking here. Hubby has already gone to bed as he's up early so I'm trying to let him get to sleep before I head to bed myself.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Penny. Let's hope hubby falls asleep."

Let's... He's got the bloody fan in the bedroom and I'm boiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone! Nice to see you Jim and Estella x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bunny. Nice to see you.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Good evening all

Nice to see the thread back

I'm just lmao at the idiosyncrasies of the fab forums tonight, it's been a riot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?"

I'll give you a workout, hurr hurr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Nice to see the thread back

I'm just lmao at the idiosyncrasies of the fab forums tonight, it's been a riot "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Curvy. It's good to be back.

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"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?

I'll give you a workout, hurr hurr. "

Oh do!!! I need it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all!

Hey Errol, how are you?

Good evening Estella! I'm weary but otherwise fine. Yourself?

I'm melting currently and just sat on a fork. But in the grand scheme of things I am doing absolutely fine.

I sat on a fork once, I'm doing tine now though.

*shakes head*

So prong.

How can something so prong feel so knife?

Fork off.

It seems I spork out of line. Don't worry, I'll be going to bed spoon.

It was knife knowing you. "

Are you trying to condiment each other?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good evening all

Nice to see the thread back

I'm just lmao at the idiosyncrasies of the fab forums tonight, it's been a riot

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Curvy. It's good to be back."

Good to have you back!

my bedtime routine was thrown out of whack by not seeing you waving your willy at me shouting cowabunga.

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over a year ago


"Good evening all

Nice to see the thread back

I'm just lmao at the idiosyncrasies of the fab forums tonight, it's been a riot

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Curvy. It's good to be back.

Good to have you back!

my bedtime routine was thrown out of whack by not seeing you waving your willy at me shouting cowabunga. "

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over a year ago


"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?

I'll give you a workout, hurr hurr.

Oh do!!! I need it."

I still owe you a limerick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello

How the devil are we all?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Howdy ya'll "

Alreet Bill, it's pretty darned hot here

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Alreet Bill, it's pretty darned hot here "
so i heard, plenty warm over here too,

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By *urse234Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Essex

Hey all, I'm currently lying in the bath. Still very awake and cannot shut off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill."
hey jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all, I'm currently lying in the bath. Still very awake and cannot shut off x

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Nurse. Carry on bathing, that might help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a genuine question - what's the best way to go about finding a personal trainer? Is there like a register or something? I'm assuming if you locate one at a gym you have to like, join that gym and do it there, you can't have them see you personally elsewhere?

I'll give you a workout, hurr hurr.

Oh do!!! I need it.

I still owe you a limerick. "

Go on then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all, I'm currently lying in the bath. Still very awake and cannot shut off x

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I'd try telling the truth. Works sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching TV and perving but more perving lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Betty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching TV and perving but more perving lol

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Cowabunga Nice. What you watching?

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By *atrice_EvraMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Just taken my sleeping meds in bed but can't sleep with this heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Betty. "

Sweaty one too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just taken my sleeping meds in bed but can't sleep with this heat! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Patrice. I hope you get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gissakiss Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Betty.

Sweaty one too x"

Hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim"

x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x"

Gissafuck Jim

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much...."

That sounds heavenly actually.

I'd very much like to walk outside in the nod.

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Evening everyone .....on guard in care land .....waiting for that guy too appear the corner of you tv screen waving his hands about ..always sends me off too sleep ....unofficially and off the record of course X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much...."

Try standing still in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

"

Gissamorechat Jim

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

That sounds heavenly actually.

I'd very much like to walk outside in the nod."

And what is stopping you?

Yes it is very liberating..... and if I didn't have a street lamp by my front fence I'd walk naked down my front path to the road

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over a year ago


"Evening everyone .....on guard in care land .....waiting for that guy too appear the corner of you tv screen waving his hands about ..always sends me off too sleep ....unofficially and off the record of course X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Beer.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

Try standing still in the garden."

I will go and stand still for a while in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

That sounds heavenly actually.

I'd very much like to walk outside in the nod."

It does indeed. We should all get together for a midnight nudie walk.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

That sounds heavenly actually.

I'd very much like to walk outside in the nod.

And what is stopping you?

Yes it is very liberating..... and if I didn't have a street lamp by my front fence I'd walk naked down my front path to the road "

My garden is very much overlooked. The house at the back is higher than my garden so it's not even safe to be naked in my living room. I often catch them looking right in my window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You started the "late late thread" at 10pm?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

That sounds heavenly actually.

I'd very much like to walk outside in the nod.

And what is stopping you?

Yes it is very liberating..... and if I didn't have a street lamp by my front fence I'd walk naked down my front path to the road

My garden is very much overlooked. The house at the back is higher than my garden so it's not even safe to be naked in my living room. I often catch them looking right in my window."

Yes that would be quite off putting if I was overlooked too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim"

Steady on.

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over a year ago


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

Try standing still in the garden.

I will go and stand still for a while in a bit"

With some ice cream if you have some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You started the "late late thread" at 10pm?"

It's always been 10pm onwards until late late....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You started the "late late thread" at 10pm?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Quietly. Yes I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim

Steady on."

Igissup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to Milton Keynes tomorrow. Does anyone know if I need any jabs for that?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim

Steady on."

She's very needy isn't she?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

Try standing still in the garden.

I will go and stand still for a while in a bit

With some ice cream if you have some."

No ice cream but I do have some yogurt in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim

Steady on.

Igissup"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been for a naked walk around my garden, it still isn't cooling down much....

Try standing still in the garden.

I will go and stand still for a while in a bit

With some ice cream if you have some.

No ice cream but I do have some yogurt in the fridge"

That'll do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to Milton Keynes tomorrow. Does anyone know if I need any jabs for that?"

Humble brag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim

Steady on.

She's very needy isn't she? "

Hardly.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I'm going to Milton Keynes tomorrow. Does anyone know if I need any jabs for that?"

Remember when driving towards the outskirts to go, "Shields up!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to Milton Keynes tomorrow. Does anyone know if I need any jabs for that?

Humble brag."

If the aircon on the train isn't working it may be humble death

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By *atrice_EvraMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Just taken my sleeping meds in bed but can't sleep with this heat!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Patrice. I hope you get off."

Cheers mate. I'm shattered but feel so stuffy in this heat I can't drop off!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gissakiss Jim

x

Gissafuck Jim

Gissamorechat Jim

Steady on.

She's very needy isn't she?

Hardly."

Aww shurrup Lib!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to Milton Keynes tomorrow. Does anyone know if I need any jabs for that?

Remember when driving towards the outskirts to go, "Shields up!" "

And take a mini concrete cow with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The midnight hour, half left or half over?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The midnight hour, half left or half over?"

Half way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women have orgasms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women have orgasms?"

Just another reason to moan, really.

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over a year ago


"Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan, really. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?"

Beef strokin’ off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin’ off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You started the "late late thread" at 10pm?

It's always been 10pm onwards until late late...."

No wonder I always miss the fun

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over a year ago


"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin’ off."

Eggscellent.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Too hot to sleep. Esp when in a horny mood, damn this hot weather

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Hello all it's past yere bedtime anyway but I'll still say hi xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too hot to sleep. Esp when in a horny mood, damn this hot weather "

Yeah you're hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all it's past yere bedtime anyway but I'll still say hi xx "

Howdy Rowdy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hot to sleep so poured the baby oil on so perving lol

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over a year ago


"Too hot to sleep so poured the baby oil on so perving lol"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Geordie. Merry pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What star sign are you actually, Jim?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"Hello all it's past yere bedtime anyway but I'll still say hi xx

Howdy Rowdy. "

Howdy Jim and Estella hope life is good xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I keep almost nodding off. Then not almost nodding off anymore. Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night darlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello late night crew. How is everybody? It is too hot here as well. The low tonight is 78f which is around 26c. Got the AC bumpin though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What star sign are you actually, Jim? "

Now you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night darlings "

Sleep well SSSassy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening RS.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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