FabSwingers.com forum: 59 reasons why wiping yer cock on yer shirt is not a good idea

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No 12. The door bell rings very shortly afterwards and you've forgotten

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think it is ok as long as you wipe on the cushions as well... I would kill if things didn't match

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What about the curtains?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

depends on whether said fabrics have been washed with softener....;-)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"What about the curtains?"

I just reread, I thought it said curtains..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheesecloth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the curtains?"

naughty but good place hide cum marks i guess lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

most definately Thursday..

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

strewth, i, me , mine, (insert another 541 words here) do you NOT get the concept of this type of thread? Numbered points upto 59, less no. 12 of course.

i give up.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What about the curtains?

naughty but good place hide cum marks i guess lol"

Oh yeah, see if your mum believes they're slug trails, mine didn't.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you being belligerent again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about on her nightie before you pull it back down after you finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fractals ae tricksy fuckers..1.618*

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"fractals ae tricksy fuckers..1.618*"

get binary

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

quick meets are a prob wiping your cock afterwards

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no 47-black shirts a no no

white shirts a go go.

you can get 3 or 4 wipes on a white shirt.

before the crispy factor comes into play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fractals ae tricksy fuckers..1.618*

get binary

haha..I got a hard job, counting above 10 if I`ve got my socks on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If yer shirts hanging out on the washing line !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 36, scoope and lick fingers self cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo yukkkk dont come ner me if you do that , lol xx wipe on my tits , lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... No. 1 Because it's YOUR shirt! Surely someone else's would be better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's instinctive with some men but I urge you to look before you wipe because if you've been playing with a modern lass who has venetian blinds instead of curtains.. well, let's just say that sliced salami springs to mind.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"fractals ae tricksy fuckers..1.618*"

strewth, my balls are that size.

Titleist 3.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"no 47-black shirts a no no

white shirts a go go.

you can get 3 or 4 wipes on a white shirt.

before the crispy factor comes into play.

There's always one who plays by the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got a special sock I use if I have a spontanius wank, and theres no tissue about.....I never wear it...just whipe it up then put it in the wash....always the same one. dunno why.

as 4 shirt's....dnt do it incase you 4get and it dries

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No 57 the staff on Lidl's tills give you funny looks.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"no 47-black shirts a no no

white shirts a go go.

you can get 3 or 4 wipes on a white shirt.

before the crispy factor comes into play.

There's always one who plays by the rules

no42-incase it drips onto the sheepskin rug,when you stand up.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no17-it's so last year.

no hold on that might be no19.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

or 21.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"or 21."

" It coulda been 12 actually"

recognise the lyric?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"or 21.

" It coulda been 12 actually"

recognise the lyric?"

nope,tell.adelle is 21.and album.

no7-the shirt could become pregnant.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"or 21.

" It coulda been 12 actually"

recognise the lyric?

nope,tell.adelle is 21.and album.

no7-the shirt could become pregnant.

shit, that means it'll be twins

Just Because - John Lennon's Rock n Roll

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no15-it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle,than a man with a spunk stained shirt,to enter the kingdom of god.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No 2 yer granny stops mending the elbows and sewing buttons back on

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no33-the people on the bus point and stare.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

no 171 you need a white stick to get around and yer mental arithmetic goes to pot

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no13-incase the sheepskin rug gets jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"most definately Thursday.."

monkey's been monkeying with his global applicators methinks.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no2-your knob could get caught in a button hole.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"no2-your knob could get caught in a button hole."

quite painful too it is

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no44-it could get covered in snot,if you've just blown your nose.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

no 18... cos if I catch you I will bloody murder you!!!!!

Mistress x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no24-it prevents murder.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No 14. Your mum asks why the dog is so interested in your shirt all the time.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"no 47-black shirts a no no

white shirts a go go.

you can get 3 or 4 wipes on a white shirt.

before the crispy factor comes into play.

There's always one who plays by the rules

no31-the women at the laundrette,might tell your mam.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no6-possible rejection.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no4-possible humiliation

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no55-my gran bought me that shirt.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no51-possible std (shirt transmitted disease)

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"no51-possible std (shirt transmitted disease)"

No 13.5 streaks clash with squares

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no40-care instructions say,no spunk stains.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no8-the aroma of spunk,could make you so attractive to females.

the purchase of a big stick,may be necessary.

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By *rifters22Couple
over a year ago

Manchester/malta

this must be the winner of all treads

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no11-your knob could become entangled on a loose thread,or tread,if your a drifter.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no-32 a late spurter,could end up on your collar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 12. The door bell rings very shortly afterwards and you've forgotten "

And...i got blinds not curtains

ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 3. If you are TV/TS no one had yet realised until that point that you had one. Cat out of the proverbial bag

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