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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

If I'd have put my lottery numbers on I'd have had 4 plus the thunderball.

That's a bummer. Typical bummer.

What "typical" stuff has happened to you all?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

milk always runs out when the shop's are closed...

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"milk always runs out when the shop's are closed..."

Doesn't it just.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Starts to rain 30 seconds after you've put the washing on the line

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Stuff always works out for me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You only get interest from your crush when you're in a relationship.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"milk always runs out when the shop's are closed..."

Move in with me, there's a 24/7 just over the road

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You only get interest from your crush when you're in a relationship."

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Batteries run out in certain appliances when the shop is shut!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird shits on your car straight after it's been cleaned!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"milk always runs out when the shop's are closed...

Move in with me, there's a 24/7 just over the road

tempting, very tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A bird shits on your car straight after it's been cleaned!

I don't have this "luxury" as I don't drive. It would piss me off tho, especially when they've been eating berries and they do those big purple and white splats.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Batteries run out in certain appliances when the shop is shut!!!! "

Ahhh, that's why mine is mains powered!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Stuff always works out for me

Show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on. "

Don't you think?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

thanks a lot, now that is going to be stuck in my head forever...

it's like raieiiin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

thanks a lot, now that is going to be stuck in my head forever...

it's like raieiiin"

Yeah I really do think

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

thanks a lot, now that is going to be stuck in my head forever...

it's like raieiiin"

On your wedding day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever checked if your numbers have ever come up?? You know - jackpot??

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

When you go to the shop for a loaf, then realise you've picked up the one that goes out of date that fucking day

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

thanks a lot, now that is going to be stuck in my head forever...

it's like raieiiin

Yeah I really do think

watch out there young man... it's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bird shits on your car straight after it's been cleaned!

A bird shits on your hoover whilst you are cleaning the car inside. I shit you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can feel an Alanis Morrissette song coming on.

Don't you think?

Ha!!

thanks a lot, now that is going to be stuck in my head forever...

it's like raieiiin

Yeah I really do think

watch out there young man... it's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife!!"

I'll stop now!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A bird shits on your car straight after it's been cleaned!

A bird shits on your hoover whilst you are cleaning the car inside. I shit you not!"

Nooooooooooo

Grrr, when one shits on your clean washing while it's drying.

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