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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its audition time! What's your act gonna be?!?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Currently...impersonations!!

Otherwise a bum in the shape of a loveheart or looking like a zebra!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon a few renditions of meets from here would go down well as a comedy act ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently...impersonations!!

Otherwise a bum in the shape of a loveheart or looking like a zebra!!

All three! Multi talented!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon a few renditions of meets from here would go down well as a comedy act ....

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear hair plucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juggling cats!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Erm....

Getting 50 cocks to stand to attention in 2 mins using just me tongue.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

licking my own nipples?

old hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear hair plucking "

Eeewww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Juggling cats!

A pussy performance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm....

Getting 50 cocks to stand to attention in 2 mins using just me tongue. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and his amazing dancing human

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"licking my own nipples?

old hat?"

I don't let me see, ill judge

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tap dance.

But I keep falling in the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle both my ears

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

rolling cigarettes perfectly while blindfolded ..useful in a blackout or stranded lift in a power cut..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can wiggle both my ears

I can wiggle both my ears in slooooowwww motiooooooonnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a packet of chocolate buttons disappear within moments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle both my ears

I can wiggle both my ears in slooooowwww motiooooooonnnn

Video or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a fantastic 'disappearing lady' act.

They send me a message. I reply with a face pic. And abracadabra: they're never seen in my inbox again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nailing jelly to a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle both my ears

I can wiggle both my ears in slooooowwww motiooooooonnnn

But can you do each ear in slow motion independently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to turn a condom into a spaceman style helmet by putting it on my head and blowing it up while it's on there.

Been a while since I did it though. Maybe I should resurrect it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tap dance.

But I keep falling in the sink."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remove a lasses entire outfit without using my hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can wiggle both my ears

Me too! But I can't raise an eyebrow, I have a theory you can only do one or the other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle both my ears

Me too! But I can't raise an eyebrow, I have a theory you can only do one or the other!"

Dunno Hopster, I can raise an eyebrow and if I concentrate really hard I can wiggle my left ear whilst I do!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can wiggle both my ears

I can wiggle both my ears in slooooowwww motiooooooonnnn

But can you do each ear in slow motion independently?

I cannot

*hangs head in shame*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rolling cigarettes perfectly while blindfolded ..useful in a blackout or stranded lift in a power cut..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do a fantastic 'disappearing lady' act.

They send me a message. I reply with a face pic. And abracadabra: they're never seen in my inbox again

Send me one, see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make a packet of chocolate buttons disappear within moments!

Milk or white?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nailing jelly to a wall

My legs go jelly when I'm nailed against a wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch and his amazing dancing human

Winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to be able to turn a condom into a spaceman style helmet by putting it on my head and blowing it up while it's on there.

Been a while since I did it though. Maybe I should resurrect it.

Pics!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can remove a lasses entire outfit without using my hands

Where are you clothes!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a talent so I will just stand there and look pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon a few renditions of meets from here would go down well as a comedy act ....

The "escape from Norte Dame" party get away could make a whole sitcom episode. It's going back a few years but I'm still good friends with three of the other "escapees"

( it was Stourbridge actually).

Other than that I can do balloon modelling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can remove a lasses entire outfit without using my hands

Where are you clothes!?!?"

Depends what talents the lass has as to where my clothes would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle both my ears

I can wiggle both my ears in slooooowwww motiooooooonnnn

But can you do each ear in slow motion independently?

I cannot

*hangs head in shame*"

Awww man, I thought we could duet on stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a talent so I will just stand there and look pretty

Yeah you will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can remove a lasses entire outfit without using my hands

Where are you clothes!?!?

Depends what talents the lass has as to where my clothes would be

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Tap dance.

But I keep falling in the sink.

Fine, I'll do my Taekwondo patterns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tap dance.

But I keep falling in the sink.

Fine, I'll do my Taekwondo patterns"

Much better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"rolling cigarettes perfectly while blindfolded ..useful in a blackout or stranded lift in a power cut..

Rubbing two sticks together to light said roll up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Juggling balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cycle backwards, in the process of practicing backwards wheelie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do three things at once..... Watch porn whilst holding a toy in each hand to pleasure myself

I'm a bloody good line dancer as well.

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