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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Twit**r (for legal purposes we'll call ourselves Tw@ter)

Rules: Respond to other Tw@ters using

@whoever to get their attention in a short sentence.

Leave a message using no more than 25 words (can't be bothered to count characters) about any subject you like.

Go off subject from time to keep it lively and at the end of your message say who you are 'following' (if you're doing that) so we can start following threads.

See if we can reach Fabs Full up Thread Limit (currently 175 posts) when the Tw@ting will be deemed over. I'll give the thread the once over and count up who trended best(got the most followers)

If it all goes pear shaped well thats no biggie!!

I'll start -

@Everyone.

Will you help out novice tw@ters who will post to the thread with a puzzled look? Or enjoy their confusion?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@everyone

I don't understand, whats a Tw@ter and why do we use the@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brain cant compute ur request so ill pass.

have fun tho

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I struggle to understand twitter so I'm well lost with this one! Lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

if only birds tweet on twitter..

what does this make us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i struggle with most of jer`s threads

ur an intelligent woman with alot to say. we get it!

now plz make ur threads a lil tard friendlier

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

@jer (can't remember your whole name!) Looks like a #fail so far, need @fabio online, he gets tw@tter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i struggle with most of jer`s threads

ur an intelligent woman with alot to say. we get it!

now plz make ur threads a lil tard friendlier

@sbay I'm also astute. Why do you think I started a 25 word only friendly thread? I know Im hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"@everyone

I don't understand, whats a Tw@ter and why do we use the@"

@Pet Its aimed 'at' a person hence the shorthand @. If you're not aiming comments at a fellow member don't use it

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_icboy

Needing help withe your Tw@ter, give me a tweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@Eveshamgirl. Youre an impatient lass! I dont tweet either btw. But get the short and sweet concept of posting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Everyone

Who would you like as your imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend. Is that better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Everyone just post anything you like in 25 words or under. Leave the trending to me.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@jecherchtrios

Is the sun shining where you are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@sbabybay. I always do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alicia Cuthbert would have to be my all time imaginary girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@_icboy. Yes its lovely. Going to the shops now.

Im following _icboy & pet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@jecherchetrois. I'm enjoying the confusion but will try my best to assist.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@ Jecherchetrois

Had a wnk smorn'ng - stcky. Had m'mlade smorn'ng - stcky. L'cking stamps now - stcky. B.b.q l8r -stcky agen soon. Sx l8r2 -follow - fnd out efeht's stcky.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

sorry fuck up at the office...

Im following _icboy

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"sorry fuck up at the office...

Im following _icboy "

@_ranny-crumpet

Thanks, my first follower. cool

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@everyone

I need someone to wash my dishes and make me some lunch!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@_icboy

Hi _icboy sychopantic follower here. Love you - don't know you. Kiss Kiss. Have you boiled egg today ? Do you like Hello Kitty? Love ur naval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@everyone

dont encourage her

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

Fancy making me a cuppa Charlie??? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@everyone

Is Gordon F'n Ramsay here? I follow him on tw@tter.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_muma

Only if you learn to use you left hand.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@laine

if yo find him, can you get him to make my lunch please. he'll need to cut it up too

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@everyone

Is Gordon F'n Ramsay here? I follow him on tw@tter. "

@laine

I do hope not.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@Laine, Hellllllllllllllllllllllp

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

I already can.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@pet

you're doing fine. What did you have for lunch? I have had puff-pastry pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@_icboy

I hope he is here, _muma needs fed. You don't wanna see her when she's hungry. Not a pretty sight.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@laine

When I sort out her cuppa, I'll rustle up something nice to eat. I can be rude to.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@_icboy

u r dumpollowed. following myself now.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

would prefer a pint instead lol x

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@_icboy

u r dumpollowed. following myself now. "

@_ranny-crumpet

What did I do now?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@_icboy

would prefer a pint instead lol x

@_muma

I a pint of beer I hope. Althought...!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nothing. I'm fickle.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_ranny-crumpet

You mean you change your mind a lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Everyone - on the way to airport, can't wait to get my bangers out on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@iconic

Following you with binoculars.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

naw, vodka... lol

@iconic

FROFF Feebs xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@iconic

Given current media coverage to political carnages do NOT I repeat do NOT tell airline officials that you wish to get your 'bangers out on the beach'

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@Everyone - on the way to airport, can't wait to get my bangers out on the beach "

@iconic1

Why wait for the beach? I have reset the Hubble telescope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Granny, welcome to you, great you're back and ill heed your warning - I never do sunbathe topless, not cos I'm shy, but I don't want to have too large white patches on my stomach, been a long time since my bangers have pointed at the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@everyone - hellooooooooooo

@_muma - hows your thumb today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@iconic - i thought you were taking some of Dr Snogs sausages with you on holiday for a brief moment lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@cuten

hand is fookin agony and I have a pile of dishes that won't self-clean

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_muma

Let just make it Absinthe. Go all the way.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"@_muma

Let just make it Absinthe. Go all the way.

@_icboy

that'll wash the painkillers down nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@Iconic - Too many words warning. Punishment. I'm allowed to raid your wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Everyone.

Describe your environment where you are posting from in the style of an estate agent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Wee Jimmeh Krankie.

Sorry youre so incapacitated. Its fandabidoze that you're posting is still rock and roll!

Im following Jimmeh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh"

@ Jecherchetrois

tks! gd 2 b bck n sm wys nt n udrs. Ur lkn gd 4 a ft ls. x

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am Tw@tting you from my compact and beau office in the heart of Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh

@ Jecherchetrois

tks! gd 2 b bck n sm wys nt n udrs. Ur lkn gd 4 a ft ls. x"

@granny - yep thats me fit

glad you think I look good it means the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh

@ Jecherchetrois

tks! gd 2 b bck n sm wys nt n udrs. Ur lkn gd 4 a ft ls. x"

Could someone please decipher the above, into English, as I can't make head nor tail of what was just said!!

No wonder English language standards are going down the pan.

Text speak should be outlawed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ _enguy - over 25 word violation - go sit on the naughty step.

@ Granny - we've been outlawed! Never thought it would be over mocking text speak!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ _icboy.

I'm tw@ting well in my office with the bijou red leather VAT inspector seduction sofa...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@everyone.

6 bd dtchd, 3 en suite, gch t/o, dg t/o, lge bck gdn and frt gdn. Huge Dble grdg/play rm and heaps of ORP. 2 dble living rooms. spacious hallway with cloakroom. Space age kitchen. Fkng gigantic dining room. deep cllr currntly used as sex dungeon. ERRP 100% of AP within 3 mnths. F/F and F/H. Indoor pool n gym.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh

@ Jecherchetrois

tks! gd 2 b bck n sm wys nt n udrs. Ur lkn gd 4 a ft ls. x

Could someone please decipher the above, into English, as I can't make head nor tail of what was just said!!

No wonder English language standards are going down the pan.

Text speak should be outlawed!"

@GENGUY

Thank you for your comments which were read , digested and filed in the leviathans cupboard.

Why is it you are using a computer instead of carving out your communications on slate ?

It just doesn't do to try and appear uber intellectual by degrading change as illiteracy.

Shit ... I'll get told off now for being over 25 .... snort!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"@everyone.

@granny Im still counting your txt speak as one word. Characters are banned hahahaha the irony!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@granny

wb u nttr. psd 2 c u! heh

@ Jecherchetrois

tks! gd 2 b bck n sm wys nt n udrs. Ur lkn gd 4 a ft ls. x

Could someone please decipher the above, into English, as I can't make head nor tail of what was just said!!

No wonder English language standards are going down the pan.

Text speak should be outlawed!

@GENGUY

Thank you for your comments which were read , digested and filed in the leviathans cupboard.

Why is it you are using a computer instead of carving out your communications on slate ?

It just doesn't do to try and appear uber intellectual by degrading change as illiteracy.

Shit ... I'll get told off now for being over 25 .... snort!"

@_ranny-crumpet

consider your self followed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"@everyone.

@granny Im still counting your txt speak as one word. Characters are banned hahahaha the irony!"

wht u mn chrctrs r bnnd !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

shw meh dat rool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shw meh dat rool!"

@ granny the top lol! under the I cant be arsed to count characters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@everyone

Your a bunch of freaking loons, I'm currently getting some very odd looks from work collegues as I'm howling with laughter

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

gasping wi thirst here Charlie-boy!!!!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_muma

Sorry, I will need to sort you out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Bouncy

Loons! Mine used to be two toned purple and brown circa 1972.

@ Everyone

Describe your loons and any other fashion victim garments from your youth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"shw meh dat rool!

@ granny the top lol! under the I cant be arsed to count characters."

u fl! dat say cnt b bvd 2 cnt! nt day r bnnd! Loooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@cherchy

odd flourescent socks is all I will admit to!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ granny - your theme toon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge7LK2SMYtU

chortle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ everyone

My new ducks arrived! If you had an allotment what would you keep on it? Or grow?

Following Fmumas flourescent socks - cant miss em!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@jecherchetrois

What a loons? I have a pair pink creepers, which I love. Not a disaster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@_icboy.

Seventies very tight fitting flared jeans, one colour to the knee ending in a v shape and a different colour below knee.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@jecherche, my loons were two tone pink

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@jecherchetrois

In the seventies I was seen sporting, Skinny Jeans and Converse baseball boots. Now everyone wears them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@did ya know that pet drinks all me gin and snoggy likes sausage@

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@cherchy - when loons were all the rage, I was only a babby!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@fumuma , yerrrrrrrrr right

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"@ granny - your theme toon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge7LK2SMYtU

chortle!

Lvd it! ers 1 4 U - nt da ttle but da lyrc.......fnarrrrrrrr xxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@_muma, a babby what?, I take it babby is some wierd Scots term for a delinquent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_muma, a babby what?, I take it babby is some wierd Scots term for a delinquent

@pet...maybe its a scottish rabbi ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

@ Rugby does mfm....what the hell is this thread about !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

@cherch..along with all the gin. ask soapy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@everyone, _muma is right, hell I feel old

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@rugby does mfm, you talking to yourself now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ Jecherche

OMG theyre telling tales on each other to you. What a hoot!!! Oi settle down you lot hahahah.

Following everybody!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ Rugby does mfm....what the hell is this thread about !"

lol@rugby

aint got a clue so just answering in me usual twaddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ everybody

Sorry Im creased up laughing at those last posts.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

@cherch..along with all the gin. ask soapy

@ cherche, why drag a poor wee innocent man into this?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@everybody anyway, Princess Pussy was pinching everybodies drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

@cherch..along with all the gin. ask soapy

@ cherche, why drag a poor wee innocent man into this?"

lol@pet

cuz he lost his pointy hat and fishing rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@chercy, tnks 4 xplanin @. sum tw@ter ws usng it n chat yes2da.

I'm following Fmuma's fuschia nix

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@cherche, changing the subject, how's the ducks and are you feeding them orange's, self basting from the inside

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"@rugby does mfm, you talking to yourself now?"

@ Pet, I may as well as I havn't got a clue what you are all on about !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@rugby does mfm, you talking to yourself now?

@ Pet, I may as well as I havn't got a clue what you are all on about !

@Rugby, you're getting the hang

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

@cherch..along with all the gin. ask soapy

@ cherche, why drag a poor wee innocent man into this?

lol@pet

cuz he lost his pointy hat and fishing rod

@cherchy

pettyfilloopster drank ALL the blue wkd

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@cherche - Did you know Peaches tells fibs

@cherch...take no notice of the ginswilling pet above me ...

@cherche, I was drinking blue wkd and port at the time ask _muma

@cherch..along with all the gin. ask soapy

@ cherche, why drag a poor wee innocent man into this?

lol@pet

cuz he lost his pointy hat and fishing rod

@cherchy

pettyfilloopster drank ALL the blue wkd"

@cherche, My name is Pet and I am an alcholic hic

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@pet

This is fab not an AA meeting. But go on it's part of the cure.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@pettyfilloops

ya feckin jakey (and a babby is a very young child)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"@cherche, changing the subject, how's the ducks and are you feeding them orange's, self basting from the inside"

@ Pet LOL excellent concept! Do you want to come to dinner? Wait till mid september I will cull you a nice big breasted one xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy.

the service round here is abysmal..... over 4hrs for a cuppa

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pet

This is fab not an AA meeting. But go on it's part of the cure.

@_icboy other motoring organisation are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@pet.

you can get self basterd turkeys too

non gin drinkers are harder to find

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pettyfilloops

ya feckin jakey (and a babby is a very young child)"

@fmuuuuma what's a jakey, does it mean I get extra brownie points?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pet.

you can get self basterd turkeys too

non gin drinkers are harder to find

@ peaches12, takes one to know one

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@cherche, changing the subject, how's the ducks and are you feeding them orange's, self basting from the inside

@ Pet LOL excellent concept! Do you want to come to dinner? Wait till mid september I will cull you a nice big breasted one xxx"

@cherche Can I confit the legs please?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@ everyone

I have rumblings. I ate all the fooking low sugar ,high fruit marmalade this morning.

What do I eat now?

I am following Jesus.

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over a year ago

"@ everyone

I have rumblings. I ate all the fooking low sugar ,high fruit marmalade this morning.

What do I eat now?

I am following Jesus. "

@ Gc ...amen to that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@ everyone

I have rumblings. I ate all the fooking low sugar ,high fruit marmalade this morning.

What do I eat now?

I am following Jesus. "

@GC

Alleluiah and pass the hymnn books

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ peaches.

I hate gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@cherch..

Amen to that , too many as it is

oooo i feel all happy clappy like

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@ peaches.

I hate gin."

@cherche, oh goody more for me, I can now have yours and peaches, cos she said she doesn't drink it

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

A cynic....someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.....

Mistress x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@pettyfillooooflops

a jakey is a gin-swilling old tart.....look in the mirror dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@secret couple

Cynic - the route you take when you fancy a shag in the country!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@peaches

lmao @ self basterd

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@laine, apologies didn't see your reply, nothing for lunch, dreaming of cherche's ducks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pettyfillooooflops

a jakey is a gin-swilling old tart.....look in the mirror dear

@_muma Oi less of the old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@_muma

Iceland do um ....i once bought one marked with the words :maybe damage and leg missing:

Got it home and it was all there and ok...

took it back and complained

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@Pet

Aww theyre ever so cute and fluffy. Wait till they turn big and attractive to the oven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@jerch

amen and praise the orange sauce

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@cherche just keep fattening em up, think of the roast potatoes

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

At cherch... suppose you will use your shag nav for that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@ everyone.

Is it wrong to go and pose sexily with your ducks to have a photo approved on Fab. Do I have to pixilate their faces?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@peaches

is a self basterd turkey one that is born out of wedlock?? pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@cherchy

very wrong!!!! step away from the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@peaches

is a self basterd turkey one that is born out of wedlock?? pmsl"

@_muma

It was a bastard, couldnt get it in the oven..think it had rickets

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@jecherchetrois

Need to save their blushes. But send me a copy.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@everyone

I think that you Ladies are more hungery than horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ everybody...a duck is easier to find round here

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"@ everybody...a duck is easier to find round here

@peaches

That what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sic@a good duck is easier to find than a good fuck

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@_icboy, I love playing hook a duck at the fairground, does that count?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@_icboy

starving hungry and thirsty, fading away to nothingness here. May have to go to the shop for pot noodle and vodka

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@peaches

But when you find one is it not worth it?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@_icboy

starving hungry and thirsty, fading away to nothingness here. May have to go to the shop for pot noodle and vodka

@_muma, step away from the vodka

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@_icboy, the duck or the fuck?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@pet

Yes, as long as you throw it back when you've finished with it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@pettyfaloola

would rather step away from the pot noodle!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pet

Yes, as long as you throw it back when you've finished with it.

@_icboy, I'll be sure to remember that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"@pettyfaloola

would rather step away from the pot noodle!!!"

@_muma - see you do have good taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@peaches

But when you find one is it not worth it?

@sic ...ohhh yerrrr

But they do say if you dont use it , you lose it and im scared of not being able to find it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@peaches are we back to the gin bottle again

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@_muma

Stay away from potnoodles or fill it with Vodka.

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over a year ago

@pet

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

@peaches

I'll come help you search for it if you like.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@peaches - the sun is over the yard arm and I hear the Bombay Saphire calling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@everyone , what the fuck is going on here then ?

i have no idea whos tw@tting who but find myself enjoying my own confusion !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@pettyfoofannnnyyyyy

of course I do....and shoes

@sic

I'd starve to death waiting on you Charlie

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@_muma - of course something we both share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

@shoogle.

You sharp latched on!

Im following you lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@shoogle

gie's a kiss sexy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@jecherce gone quiet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ffs, what's going on y

just got in from work now I'm confused

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@pp just enjoy

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

@breast?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@honda

Whose breast?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

@pp

you are always confused!!!

@honda

mine please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

@_muma who won the voddy or the potty?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

@theoneabove

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over a year ago

Bradford

@ohyeah

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over a year ago

Bradford

@howfarwegottagonowdad

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over a year ago

Bradford

@notlongnowson

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over a year ago

Bradford

@howlongyoubeenamoodybluesfan?

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over a year ago

Bradford

@ace

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over a year ago

Bradford

@queenofhearts

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