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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sell yourself, g'wan!

Tell Is why we should look at you?

Me? Er, look - I've got tanned and oiled knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* tell US ... bloody autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm just me!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm diddy.

And let's be honest.... I'm fucking hilarious

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've got boobs.... 'nuff said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cream in my pants.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a nice bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outta your league so don't bother looking at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me

I'll go all shy

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I go to the gym but can also string together a coherent sentence!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach "

I dunno. If I was to choose I'd go with Princess Peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have the best butt.

*wiggles butt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lovely collection of mugs.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach "

Ooh, a bold claim sir, Princess peach has hilarity down to a fine art!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me

I'll go all shy "

*stares at swing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm squeaky clean

Take that any way you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both have our own teeth and regularly bathe.

We also have a pet unicorn and a money tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome. End of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nimble fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me

I'll go all shy

*stares at swing* "

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

I have veri's and still use my top trumps card

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach "

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Loooooook at meeeeee

My tat is finally finished (cos I was a pussy and had to do it in 2 halves)

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We both have our own teeth and regularly bathe.

We also have a pet unicorn and a money tree "

Is this the missing money tree from the election campaign lol!

I'd really like to ride your unicorn Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me...I am not a fake and fun to be with for the right person.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Ooh, a bold claim sir, Princess peach has hilarity down to a fine art!"

Back me up, back me up

*Harry Hill stylieeeeee*

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

"

Dude does not know who he's messing with clearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a pair of stellar cheek bones and I don't need to pout

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Loooooook at meeeeee

My tat is finally finished (cos I was a pussy and had to do it in 2 halves)

Xx "

Ok I suppose I'll look.

Again

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

This just in...

I'm awesome!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

Dude does not know who he's messing with clearly! "

It's when you meet me in person, realise I dribble a lot and have a wooden leg that the degree of hilarity really comes into its own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

"

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

Dude does not know who he's messing with clearly!

It's when you meet me in person, realise I dribble a lot and have a wooden leg that the degree of hilarity really comes into its own. "

But the things you can do with that wooden leg!

I didn't even know that shit was possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to encourage people if I'm honest so, no, don't look at me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

"

Plus.... I take your cake, and throw it on the floor throwing a proper toddler strop.

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

Dude does not know who he's messing with clearly!

It's when you meet me in person, realise I dribble a lot and have a wooden leg that the degree of hilarity really comes into its own.

But the things you can do with that wooden leg!

I didn't even know that shit was possible! "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch "

On

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We both have our own teeth and regularly bathe.

We also have a pet unicorn and a money tree

Is this the missing money tree from the election campaign lol!

I'd really like to ride your unicorn Peach x"

Nope I grew it my self (the tree that is) but don't tell anyone they will tax me on it

You can ride what ever you want peach xx

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Loooooook at meeeeee

My tat is finally finished (cos I was a pussy and had to do it in 2 halves)

Xx

Ok I suppose I'll look.

Again "

Im actually blushing that you noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Woke up late, grumpy and no cigars for the weekend...its not looking good for the day

Boo x

P.s shit at selling myself

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Don't look at me

I'll go all shy "

I'm looking, can you write poetry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

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Kong

"

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Loooooook at meeeeee

My tat is finally finished (cos I was a pussy and had to do it in 2 halves)

Xx

Ok I suppose I'll look.

Again

Im actually blushing that you noticed "

Of course I noticed, I pay attention to my hotlist

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

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Donkey

Kong

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now "

Ok so that is funny, I think we may have a contender here!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm the best agony aunt ever, I'm so on the wrong site

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Loooooook at meeeeee

My tat is finally finished (cos I was a pussy and had to do it in 2 halves)

Xx

Ok I suppose I'll look.

Again

Im actually blushing that you noticed

Of course I noticed, I pay attention to my hotlist "

Hahs touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell yourself, g'wan!

Tell Is why we should look at you?

Me? Er, look - I've got tanned and oiled knees! "

I thought all your threads were 'look at meeee' ones

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"I'm witty "

Me too, you should read my poem. You're in it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

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Donkey

Kong

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now "

Yeah, well I got Tiffany & Brittany from White Chicks here behind me, and we're waiting for you to bring your 'A game' coz so far there's no contest.

*pulls gangsta pose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm witchy"

That's just the voodoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sell yourself, g'wan!

Tell Is why we should look at you?

Me? Er, look - I've got tanned and oiled knees!

I thought all your threads were 'look at meeee' ones "

Damn right!! Unashamedly so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

Like

Donkey

Kong

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now

Yeah, well I got Tiffany & Brittany from White Chicks here behind me, and we're waiting for you to bring your 'A game' coz so far there's no contest.

*pulls gangsta pose*"

Good because you're going to need all the help you can get when I turn this shit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give great booby hugs and baby oil wanks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

Like

Donkey

Kong

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now

Yeah, well I got Tiffany & Brittany from White Chicks here behind me, and we're waiting for you to bring your 'A game' coz so far there's no contest.

*pulls gangsta pose*

Good because you're going to need all the help you can get when I turn this shit on "

I've seen bigger rabbit droppings that the shit you can bring to the table boiii

*different gangsta pose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 100% me and genuine I always look on the brightside of life, good laugh, have a nice cock and a bubbly personality xxx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

In my shed, working on my Tardis

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got the biggest clock on fab

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't look at me I have nothing to sell

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm blue

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm witchy

That's just the voodoo."

Do I remind you of the babe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm witchy

That's just the voodoo.

Do I remind you of the babe?"

What babe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a breath taking hiney, I mean this things good, you'll want to be friends with it

Plus I'm hilarious, much more so than _rincess peach

Whaaaaaaaaaa? I used the word fucking to instill some ooompf into my hilarity.

I win.

I don't need to add "ooompf" into my hilarity. My hilariousness speaks for itself.

But if you want to throw down I'm right here bitch

On

Like

Donkey

Kong

You may not be able to see me, but I'm gang signing and smack talking very aggressively at you right now

Yeah, well I got Tiffany & Brittany from White Chicks here behind me, and we're waiting for you to bring your 'A game' coz so far there's no contest.

*pulls gangsta pose*

Good because you're going to need all the help you can get when I turn this shit on

I've seen bigger rabbit droppings that the shit you can bring to the table boiii

*different gangsta pose*"

Right bitch. I'm going to kik you a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam."

I'm looking at eve.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam."

She is ! You ain't too shabby either Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On second thoughts, don't look at me.

I'm shy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm witchy

That's just the voodoo.

Do I remind you of the babe?

What babe? "

Babe with the power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distraction would be good. Had enough gardening for one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm witchy

That's just the voodoo.

Do I remind you of the babe?

What babe?

Babe with the power"

What power?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm the best agony aunt ever, I'm so on the wrong site "

Yes you are... top of the league... I'm looking for a 'world's greatest agony aunt' mug to bring with me next month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam.

I'm looking at eve. "

shock horror

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm batman!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm witchy

That's just the voodoo.

Do I remind you of the babe?

What babe?

Babe with the power

What power?"

The power of voodoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do or do not, there is no try. And by do I mean look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam.

She is ! You ain't too shabby either Haha "

Aww.. thanks, I only came in for the sympathy compliments

Adam

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Don't look at me.. look at Eve. she's fit as flip

Adam.

She is ! You ain't too shabby either Haha

Aww.. thanks, I only came in for the sympathy compliments

Adam "

I know I thought I would indulge

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me-im dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm outta my mind so don't bother looking at me. "

Don't be so harsh on yourself there fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at me

I'll go all shy

I'm looking, can you write poetry? "

I can try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc is my selling point.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm outta your league so don't bother looking at me. "

*Huge sigh of relief from the ladies of Fab*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marc is my selling point. "

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wearing a strait jacket, ball gag and a hood, speaks for itself

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I'm outta my mind so don't bother looking at me.

Don't be so harsh on yourself there fella "

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over a year ago


"Look at me-im dancing "

Bugsy.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

I'm not in a selling mood.

Move along.

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

Because we have big oily dildos, we can throw at makeshift dartboards. :D

No need to wince, it's tongue in cheek, not ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm socially awkward and don't like a crowd so not all at once ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm socially awkward and don't like a crowd so not all at once ok "

Im looking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I don't give a fuck if you do or you don't. (Apart from you. Well not look at me, just send me words).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to big myself up so I'll just leave it at that, look at me

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Easy going & everybody's friend.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Because I've added a new pic of my massive boobies today

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Heart shaped bum - end of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at meeee....I'm the hundredth poster yay!

And my ass ain't bad either

Peach x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I'm miles from everyone

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

I'm me.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Look into my eyes not around my eyes......

You will look at me...

You will look at me...

You will look at me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heart shaped bum - end of "

Im looking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look better in your underwear than you do ladies.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm miles from everyone "

Geography bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heart shaped bum - end of "

very nice

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm a multi coloured heffalump - but I'm a funny one

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I have red shoes and long legs

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got a good man ass and a floral cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Jesus said you should 0 also am ridiculously handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at meeeeee....

Cos I'm holding a beautiful puppy in one of my pics..

Also I tell cute lies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need. You're all looking at me anyway

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Well I can be hilariously funny I don't take this site too seriously and I like to think I look good in a suit ....not just my birthday suit that is ....X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need. You're all looking at me anyway "

True

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I'm miles from everyone

Geography bites "

Ever so true

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I have cake

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I have cake "

Cake and poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a nice big booty

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I bought £70 worth of booze, condoms and... wait for it...

Doughnuts.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I bought £70 worth of booze, condoms and... wait for it...

Doughnuts.

"

Check you out!!!!!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I give great compliments so good for an ego haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"No need. You're all looking at me anyway "

Always darling

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wouldn't bother if I was you.

But I'm baking cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD "

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD "

Sounds like a date to me what JD though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?"

Of course, you lick it it's yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

Sounds like a date to me what JD though? "

JD honey of course

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

Of course, you lick it it's yours! "

Fancy sharing?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

I can tie you up so good you'll be squealing with delight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Do they actually come in bunches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heart shaped bum - end of "

Winner

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I sit on duster and polish my floor whilst taking pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought £70 worth of booze, condoms and... wait for it...

Doughnuts.

"

Sorry, Gemini, I've changed my mind; Lickety wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuthin ta see here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

Of course, you lick it it's yours! "

I'm going to start licking more things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

Of course, you lick it it's yours!

I'm going to start licking more things "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

Of course, you lick it it's yours!

I'm going to start licking more things

"

I think I'll start with you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here "

Lick your thighs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I sit on duster and polish my floor whilst taking pictures. "

Lick your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have Krispy Kreme donuts and a bottle of JD

You are so sexy right now.

Can I lick your chocolate dreamcake?

Of course, you lick it it's yours!

I'm going to start licking more things

I think I'll start with you "

Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here "

Other than a tartlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two sets of good assets

Kinky

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet"

A massive one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

"

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite."

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

Pfft"

You know I'm right.

Boobs = rules.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I bought £70 worth of booze, condoms and... wait for it...

Doughnuts.

Sorry, Gemini, I've changed my mind; Lickety wins "

Yay! Although, I suspect you didn't get as far as the Krispy Kreme and JD...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I bought £70 worth of booze, condoms and... wait for it...

Doughnuts.

Sorry, Gemini, I've changed my mind; Lickety wins "

How fickle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a girl from the Australian outback, the bush and I kill snakes, had a pet kangaroo, can source water and ive got boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tomorrow i will be a year older and im betting you wouldnt be able to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me. I'm just a poor bloke trying to get some sex! Oh and I'm alright looking too.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm socially awkward and don't like a crowd so not all at once ok "

You can hide under my blanket with me if you like

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

"

I may resemble that just a lil bit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

I may resemble that just a lil bit "

Have you been taking something?

It's like you are bringing your A game.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive knob licker

I may resemble that just a lil bit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

Pfft

You know I'm right.

Boobs = rules. "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

I may resemble that just a lil bit

Have you been taking something?

It's like you are bringing your A game."

He can't resist me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a girl from the Australian outback, the bush and I kill snakes, had a pet kangaroo, can source water and ive got boobs "

You had me at bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

Pfft

You know I'm right.

Boobs = rules.

Yaaaaas."

You learn so quickly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

I may resemble that just a lil bit

Have you been taking something?

It's like you are bringing your A game.

He can't resist me."

I think he wants you Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

I may resemble that just a lil bit

Have you been taking something?

It's like you are bringing your A game.

He can't resist me.

I think he wants you Hatter "

I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

Pfft

You know I'm right.

Boobs = rules.

Yaaaaas.

You learn so quickly."

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

What.

A.

Hypocrite.

Pfft

You know I'm right.

Boobs = rules.

Yaaaaas.

You learn so quickly.

Nice try"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Nuthin ta see here

Other than a tartlet

A massive one

I may resemble that just a lil bit

Have you been taking something?

It's like you are bringing your A game.

He can't resist me.

I think he wants you Hatter

I do hope so "

Hatter and G3orgie sitting in a tree

Masturbating frantically

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

Look-fab-fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh don't look at me ....there's pics of my saggy boobs and fat arse on show

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sell yourself, g'wan!

Tell Is why we should look at you?

Me? Er, look - I've got tanned and oiled knees! "
ill look ..hello gorgeous, nice to see you xx

why me, cos ive been gone 10 weeks and you may have forgotten me, or not know me at all

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Look at me, because I'm mostly naked n shit

Unusual on here I know

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ohhhhh don't look at me ....there's pics of my saggy boobs and fat arse on show "

I looked

I liked what I saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh don't look at me ....there's pics of my saggy boobs and fat arse on show

I looked

I liked what I saw. "
thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are real.

Need I say more?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

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