FabSwingers.com forum: A Fab Poem

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.

lets keep it light hearted.

A Fab poem, by the forum.

You open the forums to chat for the day,

You check out the threads, what do the they say?

Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,

Some are controversial & some are mundane

Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?

Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.

Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?

Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?

Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long

and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.

Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,

Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I wish someone would write poetry for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

Hello there Pink,

I think you're in luck,

A poem for you,

Fancy a Fuck!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.

lets keep it light hearted.

A Fab poem, by the forum.

You open the forums to chat for the day,

You check out the threads, what do the they say?

Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,

Some are controversial & some are mundane

Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?

Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.

Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?

Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?

Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long

and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.

Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,

Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab."

Impressive work sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm PRETTYTIEDUP

And I should really get up

But my bed is so warm

So think I'll stay here n watch porn.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Wordsworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

you had a limerick

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

'But where's my name?' Is far too common a cry,

From those who occasionally get passed on by,

They fail to see that it happens to all,

Whether endowed, slim, fat, short or tall.

And then you get those who need the attention they crave,

For it all sincerity they'll quite happily waive.

Then there are those who like to play devil's advocate or stir,

Whether joking or not is a line they oft blur.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

you had a limerick"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

Hello there Pink,

I think you're in luck,

A poem for you,

Fancy a Fuck!?

Thanks bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now it's Friday

Swap pics they say

And now with direct pics

The ladies get much more than dicks

The sun is out

So no work lots shout

But what we all seek

Is that elusive meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

Hello there Pink,

I think you're in luck,

A poem for you,

Fancy a Fuck!?

Thanks bro

Spent hours on that, hope you appreciate it.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

Hello there Pink,

I think you're in luck,

A poem for you,

Fancy a Fuck!?

Thanks bro

Spent hours on that, hope you appreciate it. "

Are you expecting me to believe that outrageous lie?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Has a Fab alphabet poem ever been done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that bloody geography!

The words many fabbers find typed most frequently.

If only you were closer....

Faux angst filled sentiments meant to placate the proposer.

Frantic typing on Kiss fuck avoid,

Only to find offers of a pint leave one less than overjoyed.

Do you play bareback on a first meet?

But perhaps no snogging if you are of the swinging elite!

Oh and if you married,

There's a high chance you shall be harried.

But then it does take all sorts,

To fill this fab little court.

And perhaps if we all should find,

That we have the capacity to be kind.

Then my friends let's rise above,

And gather round and share the love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a Fab alphabet poem ever been done?

No. Do one.

You can take that anyway it sounded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday you guys so send out your face

Wing those cock pics all over the place

Who are you meeting and will you be banging

Give us the info and don't leave us hanging

How many lampposts have you left all wet

How many flutters and eye rolls did you get

Will you be nocturnal and hang out with Jim

Or just spend the weekend hunting for quim

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Has a Fab alphabet poem ever been done?

No. Do one.

You can take that anyway it sounded.

MisterBee that didn't sound too great

You really are starting to grate

I don't want that to turn to hate

Because then I'll lose my special mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us newbies it can be hard to crack

The forums are feisty so watch your back

The regulars fill us with a sense of wonder

They type so quickly and make me ponder

How do you refresh and reply so quick?

I reply to the wrong person and look like a dick!

So go easy on us, you were once like me

So wide eyed and new to this, a forum baby.

We'll get there and someday be just like you

Be popular, have better profiles and not so new

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"For us newbies it can be hard to crack

The forums are feisty so watch your back

The regulars fill us with a sense of wonder

They type so quickly and make me ponder

How do you refresh and reply so quick?

I reply to the wrong person and look like a dick!

So go easy on us, you were once like me

So wide eyed and new to this, a forum baby.

We'll get there and someday be just like you

Be popular, have better profiles and not so new

That's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks

Not exactly new here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would work quite well in song form too OP.

I read it with the tune of Ed Sheeran's Galway girl in my head

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" thanks

Not exactly new here xx "

Yeah, I know.

It's not brilliant because I thought you were new, it's because it made me smile a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" thanks

Not exactly new here xx

Yeah, I know.

It's not brilliant because I thought you were new, it's because it made me smile a lot.

Dang...rumbled

Yeah thought I'd put a few downsides for us lot who struggle to keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends on fab is the next on the list

Are they normal, a stunner, a psycho or pissed

You delete so many requests you don't know

If i get another nob pic I'm going to blow!

There's hotlists with people you daren't contact

Rejection is hard and that's a fact

So you leave it until one day you're feeling brave

You've had a drink and now you're about to cave

Then delete everything you've spent ages typing

They won't like me, I'm not their type...the tears your wiping

No, I'll wait until they contact me

The longest wait in history

The moral on fab is just be brave

So go ahead contact that person you crave

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I wish someone would write poetry for me

My wish has come true xxx

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Maybe this poem can be turned into song?

An anthem for those asking

'What'm I doing wrong?'

'Is it my dick pics?

Or my blank profile?

Why does fill this bit in later,

Not get me a smile?'

'Why do my messages

Get an unread delete?

Is it my aftershave,

Or the smell of my feet?'

'I even get skipped

On snog, fuck or avoid...

My heart sinks with each one,

My ego destroyed'

So for all the hopeless cases,

Who post comments and despair,

Take this as your anthem,

You're not alone here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this poem can be turned into song?

An anthem for those asking

'What'm I doing wrong?'

'Is it my dick pics?

Or my blank profile?

Why does fill this bit in later,

Not get me a smile?'

'Why do my messages

Get an unread delete?

Is it my aftershave,

Or the smell of my feet?'

'I even get skipped

On snog, fuck or avoid...

My heart sinks with each one,

My ego destroyed'

So for all the hopeless cases,

Who post comments and despair,

Take this as your anthem,

You're not alone here

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You're such a talented bunch, I'm soooooooo jealous xxx

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Many a time when I'm feeling alone

My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone

I have to admit it's a handy invention

I can log into fab with erotic intention

It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss

Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus

I can see why some people have been here for years

The women of fab give me naughty ideas

Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny

Eating a peach, being covered in honey

I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn

Turns out I like getting naked on cam!

To anyone new here, a little advice

Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice

To the guys who come here to brag and gloat

It doesn't look big next to your sky remote

To the women who think in my pics I should smile

You can see it in person if you stay for a while

And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next

I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iworkout. Genius. Thank you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Iworkout. Genius. Thank you.

Seconded

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Iworkout. Genius. Thank you.

Seconded

Thank you, you're both far too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So here goes my try at a poem for fab

Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab

I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet

I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet

These things come with time, no need to hurry

"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry

You'll find those that meet your sexual desire

If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire

Other than that take your time can't you see?

In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I could have gone overboard and was going to do more than I did, but I thought collectively we could do better if we all added our own verse to this.

lets keep it light hearted.

A Fab poem, by the forum.

You open the forums to chat for the day,

You check out the threads, what do the they say?

Some posts are thoughtful, some sound insane,

Some are controversial & some are mundane

Like, do you feel lonely if you’ve lost your mum?

Or have you ever lost a banana up your bum.

Pissing on lampposts in kiss/fuck/avoid?

Do you use Fab on an iPhone / android?

Flirting and banter in the lounge all day long

and people Fabbing pics whilst tugging their shlong.

Sending winks, pms and hi5s, you hope for a shag,

Is just a typical day when you logged onto Fab."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Many a time when I'm feeling alone

My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone

I have to admit it's a handy invention

I can log into fab with erotic intention

It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss

Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus

I can see why some people have been here for years

The women of fab give me naughty ideas

Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny

Eating a peach, being covered in honey

I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn

Turns out I like getting naked on cam!

To anyone new here, a little advice

Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice

To the guys who come here to brag and gloat

It doesn't look big next to your sky remote

To the women who think in my pics I should smile

You can see it in person if you stay for a while

And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next

I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?

Haha, good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the reasons I think the forum is great. When given the chance to get creative, it is jumped on and people have so much fun with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a valentines poem I put in a card when I was in my teens. It was a joke of course.

Roses are light

Violets are heavy

Lends 20 quid

So I can go for a bevy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here goes my try at a poem for fab

Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab

I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet

I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet

These things come with time, no need to hurry

"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry

You'll find those that meet your sexual desire

If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire

Other than that take your time can't you see?

In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Many a time when I'm feeling alone

My mind starts to wander, and I pick up my phone

I have to admit it's a handy invention

I can log into fab with erotic intention

It's easy to do, no drama, no fuss

Writing posts in the kitchen, fabbing pics on the bus

I can see why some people have been here for years

The women of fab give me naughty ideas

Like riding a unicorn, romping with a bunny

Eating a peach, being covered in honey

I used to be shy, now I don't give a damn

Turns out I like getting naked on cam!

To anyone new here, a little advice

Put thought in your profile, on the forums play nice

To the guys who come here to brag and gloat

It doesn't look big next to your sky remote

To the women who think in my pics I should smile

You can see it in person if you stay for a while

And for those who are wondering what rhyme will come next

I'm done with this poem, who's up for some sex?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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F is for fidelity, that thing most people crave.

A is for arseholes of which there is a wave.

B is for bullshit, we've all hear it from time to time.

S is for swingers and those who like to rhyme.

W is for wanking, you can find it everywhere.

I is for ignorance, if which i am aware.

N is for nothing, of what you are likely to find.

G os for going out of my tiny little mind.

E is for eggs, there here to fertilise.

R is for rampant sex, which is only for the few.

S is for sex, there is none here for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you've plucked up the courage to send him a note

The one on your fab list, he gets your vote

One click and you've sent it but then your heart sinks

Was that the person you bombarded with winks?

He'll think you're a stalker..no don't doubt yourself!

You're FAR to young to be stuck on the shelf

You're bright and sassy and soon he'll see

Just what he's been missing, that person is me!

You check the sent folder, its still showing yella

Is he playing it cool, that cute handsome fella?

Oh god it's turned white, he's definitely read it

Im doubting myself and my ability to edit

Is he a very slow reader or did he think

This girl is a nutter, she's on the drink!

But then there's a ping and my inbox has mail

Im expecting to read 'not my kind of female'

But instead there's a 'Hi' and I'm thrilled to see

He's invited me for a drink - as long as its not tea

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if fabswingers would like to use my rushed and badly spelt poem we can come to some arrangement i'm sure.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Once upon a time there was a girl called Honey

She landed up on fab and found it rather funny.

The forums were uncharted, her fab life was quite slow

When she finally got there much smoke they did blow

"Honey you're gorgeous, a hottie you're fab"

"I'm not sure how you know that from my tits dear lad"

Threads a plenty, good morning good night.

Some of the people in the forums looked alright

Eventually Honey thought I'll try my luck

Replied to a poster with that little word 'Fuck'

Now she has settled in and can be quite dim

Occasionally flirting with that beautiful quim

Other times Honey bites and becomes rather blunt

Saying things as they are, even saying cunt

Making people breakfast and perving at the chests

Throwing lyrics here and there, appreciating breasts.

Anyway I'm out of words

My rhyme is complete

I've been Miss.Honey

And you guys are a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if fabswingers would like to use my rushed and badly spelt poem we can come to some arrangement i'm sure.

Brilliant and thank you.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

The sun on my skin, the singing of birds

Inspires me to get creative with words

It might sound crude but here in my garden

I'm looking through fab with a blossoming hard on

All of the pictures the ladies are showing

My pulse is quickening, my manhood growing

I've seen one I'd like on all fours on the grass

I'd be pulling her hair and smacking her ass

Another could pin me against my shed

Drop to her knees and give me head

I've just seen another her pussy's quite hairy

"Bit the neighbours will see" she's a little bit wary

Don't worry I told her, being watched makes me hard

They love seeing the bush in my back yard

There's another I'd fuck on my garden table

We'd have to go slow, that thing is unstable

Alas I'm here, alone on my lawn

Resigned to the fact that I'll have to watch porn

If anyone's nearby and wants to play

Drop me a message, I'm free all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Snog fuck avoid the poster above

Jesus Christ not you though love

Only that one, her because she is fit

Not the one I should quote his photos look shit

Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?

Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.

Who do you fancy, write it in here

Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear

They didn't name me, I'm not having that

Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if fabswingers would like to use my rushed and badly spelt poem we can come to some arrangement i'm sure.

Brilliant and thank you.

you're welcome. i'm on a creative streak today.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Snog fuck avoid the poster above

Jesus Christ not you though love

Only that one, her because she is fit

Not the one I should quote his photos look shit

Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?

Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.

Who do you fancy, write it in here

Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear

They didn't name me, I'm not having that

Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man who lived at the pole

Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal

With pictures he teases

And c'mere fingers he squeezes

With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we've set a date for our little meet

A social with coffee and cakes to eat

Im worried he'll think I'm too boring or plain

And that he won't want to see me again

He enters the room, looking quite shy

He's gorgeous and handsome and sexy oh my!

Our eyes meet from across the room

They're intense and blue and making me swoon

A stuttering 'hi' comes out of my lips

He's smiling and glances at my boobs and my hips

We talk like old friends for a couple of hours

About fab, our lives and our favourite flowers

Then suddenly he stops and kisses me hard

Butterflies start and i drop my guard

This man that I've wanted from day one on here

Is making me tremble and shake with fear

Oh god i want him right now on the floor

He's making me want things like never before

So this is my dream of meeting on fab

Unrealistic i know but certainly not drab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There's threads as we know, snog fuck avoid

On hot pics you see a rusty hemorrhoid

There's "ladies" with no pics who's real name is Tim

And fellas who clearly spend time in the Gym

There's couple's that won't kiss and others that do

Sometimes it feels like feeding time at the zoo

There's plenty of reasons to do a facepalm

But most of these donuts will do you no harm

Coz sometimes you see people post when they're pissed

Their judgement is jaded, their mind in a twist

All they can think of is tight wet vagina

And burrowing deep like a South Yorkshire miner

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There was a young man who lived at the pole

Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal

With pictures he teases

And c'mere fingers he squeezes

With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck"

That bloody finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's threads as we know, snog fuck avoid

On hot pics you see a rusty hemorrhoid

There's "ladies" with no pics who's real name is Tim

And fellas who clearly spend time in the Gym

There's couple's that won't kiss and others that do

Sometimes it feels like feeding time at the zoo

There's plenty of reasons to do a facepalm

But most of these donuts will do you no harm

Coz sometimes you see people post when they're pissed

Their judgement is jaded, their mind in a twist

All they can think of is tight wet vagina

And burrowing deep like a South Yorkshire miner

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I come on the forums to chat and to flirt

Every day it's do you bareback and what is it when you squirt?

Quite often there's newbies who can't get a meet

You've been here five minutes dude

Calm down, take a seat

Being to slow on kiss fuck avoid

I've just said I'd fuck a guy, now I'm annoyed

Chatting to someone, oh god I'm smitten

Next day what the fuck? This profile is hidden

A message from a man? Oh hang on, wait

I get it now, the dude's fab straight

What's on the chat rooms? Some bondage? Some spanking?

One lonely woman and twenty guys wanking

Professional couple, what the fuck does that mean?

That kicked off the most drama I've seen

Look at me threads, self trumpet blowing

And folks on here without partners knowing

All shapes and sizes, some lookers some mingers

The wonderful world of the place called fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pissed

All they can think of is tight wet vagina

And burrowing deep like a South Yorkshire miner

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man who lived at the pole

Daydreaming of meets with ladies his goal

With pictures he teases

And c'mere fingers he squeezes

With lashings of luck he may even get a fuck

That bloody finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The social is over, I'm feeling quite rough

I never expected to end in the buff

My worry is now he'll think that I'm easy

This thought alone is making me queasy

Im usually one of those prim proper types

But im now in need of some good baby wipes

The walk of shame is about to begin

But all i can think of is his tongue in my quim

Im broken, defeated and really quite sore

I don't think i could have taken much more

Im home now and hoping he's feeling the same

He's has a great night and would do it again

I click on fab and am greeted by

A message from him there for me saying hi

He's wanting to see me next week, same again

To tear off my clothes and inflict some more pain

I type yes of course, next week will be great

This week's gonna drag...i just cannot wait!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'm loving this thread. Some amazing poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all brilliant!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Snog fuck avoid the poster above

Jesus Christ not you though love

Only that one, her because she is fit

Not the one I should quote his photos look shit

Can't get a meet, where am I going wrong?

Change your photos pal, they are all of your slong.

Who do you fancy, write it in here

Everyone scans the thread with glee and fear

They didn't name me, I'm not having that

Been chasing me by pm though, sly little twat

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

The lightest touch, a gentle tease

A playful bite, a little squeeze

A look in her eye, she's on her knees

She licks her lips, eager to please

She takes control, mouth open wide

That wave of pleasure, you cannot hide

Warm and wet, a skillful glide

As in her mouth, you slowly slide

The pulling of hair, exploring hands

You bow to all her sexual demands

A hard smack, at her command

A willing participant in her sordid plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lightest touch, a gentle tease

A playful bite, a little squeeze

A look in her eye, she's on her knees

She licks her lips, eager to please

She takes control, mouth open wide

That wave of pleasure, you cannot hide

Warm and wet, a skillful glide

As in her mouth, you slowly slide

The pulling of hair, exploring hands

You bow to all her sexual demands

A hard smack, at her command

A willing participant in her sordid plans

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The forums have everything under on roof

From Xbox to bareback to the designer foof

Some days it seems quiet like everyone's hiding

You wonder if they're meeting, who's cock are they riding?

You turn on the telly but there's fuck all on

Seriously people, where have you all gone?

Then you notice the time, it's 3 in the morning

That crept up real quick, without any warning

Another night browsing the hours away

You stretch, yawn and then you're too tired to play

The horn it can wait, I'll sort it tomorrow

I don't suppose you've got a marrow I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums have everything under on roof

From Xbox to bareback to the designer foof

Some days it seems quiet like everyone's hiding

You wonder if they're meeting, who's cock are they riding?

You turn on the telly but there's fuck all on

Seriously people, where have you all gone?

Then you notice the time, it's 3 in the morning

That crept up real quick, without any warning

Another night browsing the hours away

You stretch, yawn and then you're too tired to play

The horn it can wait, I'll sort it tomorrow

I don't suppose you've got a marrow I can borrow?

Genius!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

The evening was dull, I headed out to a bar

Wanted to pull that girl from afar

I thought "worth a chance", I bought her a drink

Said "fancy a dance?" "Then back to mine, what you think?"

She said "mate get your coat, I'm not that fussy"

"I want your hand on my throat and your cock in my pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a girl from Prestatyn,

Lovely long hair, with a plait in,

But she played silly games,

Called me all sorts of names,

So I ended up kicking her twat in.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I once met a girl from Prestatyn,

Lovely long hair, with a plait in,

But she played silly games,

Called me all sorts of names,

So I ended up kicking her twat in."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Some fellas they just don't see

I'm not just a vagina... I'm me

They message you, fancy a fuck?

No thanks dude stop trying your luck

I need someone who makes my brain work

Not an ego inflated prize jerk

I like to make a connection and bond

If I wanted no brains, I've my wand

I'm not looking for anything serious

Don't wanna be acting delirious

To me, the most important of things

Is to be friends, pure and simple...

No strings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.

Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.

An ode to the fab crazy bitches

They lurk in the forum

Waiting for their man

To post a reply

The clock it ticks

They get impatient

Refresh the page

Green arrow utilistation

Damn it he posted

And that slag replied

Her days are numbered

I'll troll her

He's mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.

Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.

An ode to the fab crazy bitches

They lurk in the forum

Waiting for their man

To post a reply

The clock it ticks

They get impatient

Refresh the page

Green arrow utilistation

Damn it he posted

And that slag replied

Her days are numbered

I'll troll her

He's mine"

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Roses are red

Vilots are blue,

I cant write a poem

Bollocks

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Fuck me I love poetry but poetry law doesn't insist upon rhyme.

Here's one I knocked up about a group of fabbers that I love to watch.

An ode to the fab crazy bitches

They lurk in the forum

Waiting for their man

To post a reply

The clock it ticks

They get impatient

Refresh the page

Green arrow utilistation

Damn it he posted

And that slag replied

Her days are numbered

I'll troll her

He's mine"

I like it

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I've joined in these threads before

And as usual some Forumites soar.

Their rhyming and meter

Couldn't be sweeter

Then you look at their pics and go Phwoor!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've joined in these threads before

And as usual some Forumites soar.

Their rhyming and meter

Couldn't be sweeter

Then you look at their pics and go Phwoor!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On trawling the forums this morning,

A thought on me suddenly dawning,

You women hate pics,

Of our bollocks and dicks,

Yet your twats look just like hippos yawning...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On trawling the forums this morning,

A thought on me suddenly dawning,

You women hate pics,

Of our bollocks and dicks,

Yet your twats look just like hippos yawning...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Once in a while

And this is quite juvenile

I look at boobs and can't help but smile

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Ok so poems don't need to rhyme but I just thought of this and I like it...

Sit me down

Rip open my shirt

Grab my throat

Look into my eyes as you climb on top

Claw my chest

Fuck me like you own me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]"

I saw that!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]

I saw that!

Has he been flashing again

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]

I saw that!

Has he been flashing again

Typo lol

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]

I saw that!

What do you think, our first ever proper conversation was my inspiration

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 16/06/17 17:12:20]

I saw that!

What do you think, our first ever proper conversation was my inspiration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loved all these today. Thanks so much guys.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loved all these today. Thanks so much guys.

Thank you for starting the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been brilliant. Thank you

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

when you're feeling bored and a have a tingle in your pants

you can come and browse the site and try to get a chance

to fuck some BBW, or fab some of the hot pics

if you want to fab more than page one you need to pay for membership

you can come meet wierdos who are just like you

or start a topic about some important shit and have people come and argue

you can keep it light and talk about nothing much

like big tits, little tits, and do you have a hairy bush?

you can ask for sex techniques to show you care to gain prowess

you can be a newbie and just lurk to save on stress

you can talk about big cock any time you like

but be prepared for at least one little dick man to go on about your fanny not being tight

you can try to message people if they don't have your gender blocked

so men maybe message amongst yourselves and show each other your cock

your supposed to keep it fun, fun such an overused word

but having feelings on here is an idea that is absurd

enjoy the site or leave, the choice is yours

don't forget that going to clubs will open more doors

ask for fabs, ask for sex, ask for friends and more

but never ask for opinions on personal stuff or you'll regret that for sure

i could go on and on but by now you get the gist

and though i probably hate this place if i leave it will be missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here goes my try at a poem for fab

Today I'm not feeling the gift of the gab

I'm still reeling you see, from Wednesday night's meet

I'm Batman he said, and swept me off my feet

These things come with time, no need to hurry

"I've not met in a week", chill out dude don't worry

You'll find those that meet your sexual desire

If you can't hang about try a call girl to hire

Other than that take your time can't you see?

In the words of Sir Shag, my friend patience is key."
That is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've plucked up the courage to send him a note

The one on your fab list, he gets your vote

One click and you've sent it but then your heart sinks

Was that the person you bombarded with winks?

He'll think you're a stalker..no don't doubt yourself!

You're FAR to young to be stuck on the shelf

You're bright and sassy and soon he'll see

Just what he's been missing, that person is me!

You check the sent folder, its still showing yella

Is he playing it cool, that cute handsome fella?

Oh god it's turned white, he's definitely read it

Im doubting myself and my ability to edit

Is he a very slow reader or did he think

This girl is a nutter, she's on the drink!

But then there's a ping and my inbox has mail

Im expecting to read 'not my kind of female'

But instead there's a 'Hi' and I'm thrilled to see

He's invited me for a drink - as long as its not tea

you're rather quite eloquent without a "fuck"or "OMG" lost in your thoughts as you suck in your breath contemplating your next move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like ro say thank

You to all the above

but it would tedious

An adulterated affair

To single out one

In the midst of such flare

But there is such one

I must congrat

Who responded so well

At the drop of a hat

And entered my pad

Though we talked a while

She trembled inside

As we kissed and cuddled

and fiddled and fuddled

I'd like to say thank you

and see you again soon

I'm off to breakfast to look for a spoon

So back to the point

A Brilliant post

Complimentary too read

Encourages all

Who are just smaking or can read

To think for themselves

And not give a fook

As to weather or not

They get it or knot

As four others on here

Who really gives a dick

If you let things go

Then whose to know

We all make mistakes

Some very big

And some very small

Butt in the end

Who give....

If we misspelt

or rhymed or not

Just give it a go

You'll be pleasantly surprised

those who hate will smile

and not know why

as you catch them out

wondering why

they bothered to reed

to your ditties

but there smiling now

while running theyre titters

all confused and not know how

to respond in angst

To your attempt

to right in hystery

where all will see

for eternity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like ro say thank

You to all the above

but it would tedious

An adulterated affair

To single out one

In the midst of such flare

But there is such one

I must congrat

Who responded so well

At the drop of a hat

And entered my pad

Though we talked a while

She trembled inside

As we kissed and cuddled

and fiddled and fuddled

I'd like to say thank you

and see you again soon

I'm off to breakfast to look for a spoon

So back to the point

A Brilliant post

Complimentary too read

Encourages all

Who are just smaking or can read

To think for themselves

And not give a fook

As to weather or not

They get it or knot

As four others on here

Who really gives a dick

If you let things go

Then whose to know

We all make mistakes

Some very big

And some very small

Butt in the end

Who give....

If we misspelt

or rhymed or not

Just give it a go

You'll be pleasantly surprised

those who hate will smile

and not know why

as you catch them out

wondering why

they bothered to reed

to your ditties

but there smiling now

while running theyre titters

all confused and not know how

to respond in angst

To your attempt

to right in hystery

where all will see

for eternity."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do I bother?

Why do I do it?

Open a thread

And scroll slowly down through it

Smile at the bantering

Feeling quite flirty

Loving the girls all talking dirty

There's always something to come back to later

Ladies wetting themselves at the fifty shades generator

Then there's the questions

Is it ok to kiss?

Are you sure my bum

Doesn't look bigger in this?

Am I attractive?

Then I get deafened

By the white Knights?

All rushing to defend

Then there's the updates

The winks and the notes

The challenges, the pics and the votes

The curves and the pervs

The boobs and the bums

The cunts and the faces all covered in cums

Insertions perversions fetish and fun

What is the largest thing you've had up your bum

The weird and the wonderful

The choice never ends

The sense of belonging with all my fab friends

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