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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Will do... She won't be long... Am nearly there

She is having sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausages xx "

Dunno what your laughing at, you got the key under ye.

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

looks out 4 snoggys mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sausages xx

Dunno what your laughing at, you got the key under ye. "

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can i have brown sauce on mine plz

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?"

Keys sausages or tiddlers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can i have brown sauce on mine plz "

Yes and would you like a coco ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

Keys sausages or tiddlers? "

Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

Keys sausages or tiddlers?

Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in"

That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

Keys sausages or tiddlers?

Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in

That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then."

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

Keys sausages or tiddlers?

Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in

That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then."

hope windy aint reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?

Keys sausages or tiddlers?

Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in

That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then.

hope windy aint reading this"

Her name and address is written on the underside of the plank.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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Her name and address is written on the underside of the plank. "

scibbled out i'm afraid, finders keepers it now says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod."

The gnome has gone!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.

The gnome has gone! "

Zurich has a few spare. Multi cunni-lingual too i wouldnt wonder,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.

The gnome has gone! "

Is he a rolling Gnome then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.

The gnome has gone!

Is he a rolling Gnome then ?"

Someone pinched him or did you sell him down the market you naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.

The gnome has gone!

Is he a rolling Gnome then ?

Someone pinched him or did you sell him down the market you naughty boy! "

Shhhhhhh don't tell me Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gnomeo and Juliette! Fantastic film that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like sausage "

Are you a vegetarian? Lynda McCartney does or she id so Paul does vegi bangers that are good you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gnomeo and Juliette! Fantastic film that "

Sherlock gnomes love that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont like sausage "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gnomeo and Juliette! Fantastic film that

Sherlock gnomes love that one"

Gnome Alone was cracking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like sausage

Yes you do "

Dont then so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gnomeo and Juliette! Fantastic film that

Sherlock gnomes love that one

Gnome Alone was cracking "

Theres no place like gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausages xx

Dunno what your laughing at, you got the key under ye. "

lol, cant get the vision out my heed, ty

xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Perhaps he's lost in gnome man's land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing around fishing all the time... He caught a cold...

So they sent him to a Gnome on the National Elf...;-);-);-)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

LMFAO ya bunch of nutters!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it?"
well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy"

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?"

Dont like eggs either

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?

Dont like eggs either "

OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?

Dont like eggs either

OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like? "

Thats better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?

Dont like eggs either

OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?

Thats better "

Would you like a Sausage with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?

Dont like eggs either

OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?

Thats better

Would you like a Sausage with that?"

veggie one ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please note I do not sit by garden ponds fishing all day and people do not keep keys under me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please note I do not sit by garden ponds fishing all day and people do not keep keys under me xx "

Sorry Soapy. xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

anyone know if mrs snoggymum has returned???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone know if mrs snoggymum has returned???"

She's off out to play with Wild Billl I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone know if mrs snoggymum has returned???

She's off out to play with Wild Billl I think. "

no, Bill's having a ho-down in the barn with Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone know if mrs snoggymum has returned???

She's off out to play with Wild Billl I think.

no, Bill's having a ho-down in the barn with Jane "

Is it that Two Bit Ho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy

Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?"
lol an egg too im being spoiled lol

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