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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard

So I've been here a while now and it's come to my attention that I've never officially uploaded a preserved pic of my manhood of steel.

So I'm asking my fellow fabbers would do you think I should do? Should I pull down the red underpants too finally reveal all or shall I keep the mystique going and keep it tucked away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll defer that decision to the ladies.

I can guess what they're gonna say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the teasing ones better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a wee sneaky peek wouldn't go amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think just keep them guessing . They will lust after you moor. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep the pants up fella...

not all women like a cock shot

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it hidden

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"I like the teasing ones better "

I have to admit I do like to be a teasing git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it out and give us a look.

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Please let it be small. Please let it be small. Please let it be small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,yer cock aint hard as steel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it out already, oh wait maybe don't. Oh goodness don't ask these questions of me, I can't make a decision!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it? "

Sorry.....I meant to add set as private (like you haven't got o e already )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease , leave it to one's imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any kryptonite handy? Slip a lil bit in to those pants first eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you like, it's your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,yer cock aint hard as steel"

It might be in a cock cage

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll wait for a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,yer cock aint hard as steel

It might be in a cock cage "

hahahaha,,lol,,do people actually wear shit like that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah do it. Real men flap their cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah do it. Real men flap their cocks out "

eh,,not just men

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Do what you want..... no one really cares x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yeah do it. Real men flap their cocks out

eh,,not just men "

Well, you know. If it's worth flaunting....

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it?

Sorry.....I meant to add set as private (like you haven't got o e already )"

Not even in private, I keep it well hidden you see, it's like the equivalent of Clark Kent wearing his glasses hiding his secret identity, it keeps people wondering I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keep the pants up fella...

not all women like a cock shot"

Pull the pants down fella. ..

Not all women like to play the guessing game

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Has he done it yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,yer cock aint hard as steel

It might be in a cock cage

hahahaha,,lol,,do people actually wear shit like that "
Yes some love the cock cage... I had a slave he would love having his on as it made him cum more he said after having it on and could not cum until it was off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk and some may be disappointed. But dont worry, size queens dont exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it?

Sorry.....I meant to add set as private (like you haven't got o e already )

Not even in private, I keep it well hidden you see, it's like the equivalent of Clark Kent wearing his glasses hiding his secret identity, it keeps people wondering I guess "

its tiny innit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Has he done it yet? "

I'm working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this talk and some may be disappointed. But dont worry, size queens dont exist."

oh trust me they do

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it "

Literally?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it

Literally? "

Maybe

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it "

Are you losing your touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it?

Sorry.....I meant to add set as private (like you haven't got o e already )

Not even in private, I keep it well hidden you see, it's like the equivalent of Clark Kent wearing his glasses hiding his secret identity, it keeps people wondering I guess

its tiny innit "

14 inch on the picture and 6 in real life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,yer cock aint hard as steel

It might be in a cock cage

hahahaha,,lol,,do people actually wear shit like that Yes some love the cock cage... I had a slave he would love having his on as it made him cum more he said after having it on and could not cum until it was off. "

each to their own

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be "

Oh God, now I've really shot myself in the foot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it

Are you losing your touch? "

Never

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I prefer the teasing ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the teasing ones. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be

Oh God, now I've really shot myself in the foot "
fucking hell it must be big if you have cum on yer foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be

Oh God, now I've really shot myself in the foot fucking hell it must be big if you have cum on yer foot "

maybe short legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it out

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it

Are you losing your touch?

Never "

He posted over 30 minutes ago and still no cock, what's taking so long? Is his cock cold and in need of warming up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be

Oh God, now I've really shot myself in the foot fucking hell it must be big if you have cum on yer foot

maybe short legs "
ahhhh Yeah

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Your pics are great, I prefer a cheeky hint. Although one fully erect one can't hurt, can it?

Sorry.....I meant to add set as private (like you haven't got o e already )

Not even in private, I keep it well hidden you see, it's like the equivalent of Clark Kent wearing his glasses hiding his secret identity, it keeps people wondering I guess "

You've heard of the direct photo thing right? Hint hint

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Get your cock out

Get your cock out

Get your cock out for the ladies

(and some Men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keep the pants up fella...

not all women like a cock shot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're worried it won't measure up you can send me a direct pic on a message

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can you do it soon cos Robocop is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP do you have long fingers .. You can tell cock size from fingers and hands .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you do it soon cos Robocop is on"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it in your pants

If a bird wants to see what size it is then send it on request ....can't understand why guys have cocks pics up - you don't see us girls showing you how wide/long our vaginas are! (Most of us girls)

Something's are best left hidden!

Just my opinion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck it if ya got it flaunt it,,i do

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"Get your cock out

Get your cock out

Get your cock out for the ladies

(and some Men)

"

Hmm I like what you done with your profile pic, could I borrow your idea please and would that count?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is it the best British invention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can imagine him now . Stood sweating with a house brick hanging from his cock . A cock pump . Vigorously pulling it . And a tape measure

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do what you want it's your profile.

Some will like some won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should say 'keep an air of mystery ' but...I CAN'T! Get it out!Get it out!Get it out!

Please, I can't stand the suspense any longer

Peach x

Ps just pulling ya chain! Do whatever,I'll still perve your pics

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Keep it in your pants

If a bird wants to see what size it is then send it on request ....can't understand why guys have cocks pics up - you don't see us girls showing you how wide/long our vaginas are! (Most of us girls)

Something's are best left hidden!

Just my opinion x "

And so say a lot of us

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tbh though with a body like yours cock size isn't going to be massively important to some women. But.....I'm still waiting for my inbox to light up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Leave your knickers on - hussy!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Has he done it yet?

I'm working on it

Are you losing your touch?

Never

He posted over 30 minutes ago and still no cock, what's taking so long? Is his cock cold and in need of warming up? "

He is busy saving the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep it in your pants

If a bird wants to see what size it is then send it on request ....can't understand why guys have cocks pics up - you don't see us girls showing you how wide/long our vaginas are! (Most of us girls)

Something's are best left hidden!

Just my opinion x

And so say a lot of us "

hide yer tits n arse then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cock pic on a sex site,,,,noooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no keep it hidden. I like the teasing ones very sexy. But if you want to send me one and put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a private one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I need a Lois Lane exclusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles of steel heart of gold knob of butter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Muscles of steel heart of gold knob of butter "

Like proper butter? Or that ghastly stuff

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Its interesting how a lot of Women say keep it private but at the same time send me a picture of it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Out out out out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its interesting how a lot of Women say keep it private but at the same time send me a picture of it

"
they are all flooies ..floosys .floosyes . (Oh fuck it) . Tarts

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Muscles of steel heart of gold knob of butter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off off off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Not worth looking at folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most women on here are gay and most men on here are gay,,so its up to you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no sign?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still no sign? "

No nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say don't do it .......... as some will say if not big What was that all about and if Big some will hate it too. You cant win op.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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A good cock picture is a work of art,

It takes time to produce a masterclass,

Rome wasn't built in a day!

Let the Man work/wank and take 100 pictures until he gets it right as the critiques will be out in force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a willy picture up earlier and it was commented that it looked like and angry cock .

I will state now my todge is a happy fellow

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard

I've now uploaded a snap exclusively for friends, but I'm still 50-50 in this matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've now uploaded a snap exclusively for friends, but I'm still 50-50 in this matter "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I've now uploaded a snap exclusively for friends, but I'm still 50-50 in this matter "

What a blooming tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes, do it...show us what you've got

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I've now uploaded a snap exclusively for friends, but I'm still 50-50 in this matter "

You better not have copied my picture,

Its a copyrighted image

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nothing wrong with a tasteful torso shot in full glory, just no dismembered members or 'angry' close ups! I prefer one or two on public pics so I dont have to ask, I just dont want it rammed down my throat.......metaphorically speaking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've now uploaded a snap exclusively for friends, but I'm still 50-50 in this matter

What a blooming tease "
He is a 50/50 tease . he is scered maybe .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone "

Even the women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone

Even the women?"

ESPECIALLY the women!! You don't want any last minute shocks in the height of foreplay do you?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone

Even the women?

ESPECIALLY the women!! You don't want any last minute shocks in the height of foreplay do you? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone

Even the women?

ESPECIALLY the women!! You don't want any last minute shocks in the height of foreplay do you? "

exactly,,pah crazy question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a sex site everyone should show their cock,,everyone

Even the women?"

good grief, yes,strange question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*head

Fuck can't type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*head

Fuck can't type."

It helps if you let go of your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*head

Fuck can't type.

It helps if you let go of your cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Reveal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal "

if you show your cock I'll show mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo leave it to the imagination

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine"

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden"

your dick is tiny,,,thats why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no it's not !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!! "

it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is "

Is it what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is

Is it what lol "

oh pla,,,,leeeeese,,,you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is

Is it what lol

oh pla,,,,leeeeese,,,you know "

Don't ask me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

your dick is tiny,,,thats why "

Cheeky sod not it's not,it's way bigger than yours. In fact I wear ankle socks so I can tuck it into one of them otherwise it flaps about all over the place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is

Is it what lol

oh pla,,,,leeeeese,,,you know

Don't ask me "

yea ,,funny weather lately eh

so do ya think the opwill fash his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

your dick is tiny,,,thats why

Cheeky sod not it's not,it's way bigger than yours. In fact I wear ankle socks so I can tuck it into one of them otherwise it flaps about all over the place!"

really jeepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is

Is it what lol

oh pla,,,,leeeeese,,,you know

Don't ask me

yea ,,funny weather lately eh

so do ya think the opwill fash his dick "

He doesn't need too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's not !!!

it is

Is it what lol

oh pla,,,,leeeeese,,,you know

Don't ask me

yea ,,funny weather lately eh

so do ya think the opwill fash his dick

He doesn't need too "

well if you say so,,but he could have a big hairy fanny for all you know

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off. "

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash "

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash "

Don't forget the X men

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

your dick is tiny,,,thats why

Cheeky sod not it's not,it's way bigger than yours. In fact I wear ankle socks so I can tuck it into one of them otherwise it flaps about all over the place!

really jeepers "

Yep,takes half a dozen men to give me a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden"

how do you know you been lookin

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin "

I make it my business to know the competition that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin

I make it my business to know the competition that's all "

pervert ,,omg I feel used,,i feel unclean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night have fun peeps x

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By *eistreMan
over a year ago

London/Norfolk

I think a novel approach might work in the @OPs favour ...... don't have a cock pic. They are so blasé!

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By *heMightyPhwoar OP   Man
over a year ago

Asgard


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's? "

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read! "

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin

I make it my business to know the competition that's all

pervert ,,omg I feel used,,i feel unclean "

That's what I do,I use people then spit them sweetcheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're keeping it to friends only do what the fuck you want. Show a corn on the cob up your arse and take a pic if you want. We're not going to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin

I make it my business to know the competition that's all

pervert ,,omg I feel used,,i feel unclean

That's what I do,I use people then spit them sweetcheeks "

ah ya noticed my sweetcheeks also,,,oi,,,no spit,,lube only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy "

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're keeping it to friends only do what the fuck you want. Show a corn on the cob up your arse and take a pic if you want. We're not going to see it "

a corn on the cob up yer arse,,you have strange friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it looks unique or does any special tricks besides the usual, may as well keep it hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy "

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin

I make it my business to know the competition that's all

pervert ,,omg I feel used,,i feel unclean

That's what I do,I use people then spit them sweetcheeks

ah ya noticed my sweetcheeks also,,,oi,,,no spit,,lube only "

Fussy mare!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy "

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved "

aye,,i bet,,,pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Reveal

if you show your cock I'll show mine

You've already got yours plastered everywhere,I prefer to keep my cock hidden

how do you know you been lookin

I make it my business to know the competition that's all

pervert ,,omg I feel used,,i feel unclean

That's what I do,I use people then spit them sweetcheeks

ah ya noticed my sweetcheeks also,,,oi,,,no spit,,lube only

Fussy mare! "

too fucking right I am,,,but I can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're keeping it to friends only do what the fuck you want. Show a corn on the cob up your arse and take a pic if you want. We're not going to see it

a corn on the cob up yer arse,,you have strange friends "

Maybe one or two would do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved "

I know someone on here who has a really nice cock. He might show you if you ask nicely.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

aye,,i bet,,,pervert! "

Alway's . Can you search by penis size on here yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless it looks unique or does any special tricks besides the usual, may as well keep it hidden. "

Might be zig zag shaped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke "

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

aye,,i bet,,,pervert!

Alway's . Can you search by penis size on here yet? "

sadly no,,cos most men lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days"

ah,,thats sad

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days"

You forgot the that shows you're joking!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

I know someone on here who has a really nice cock. He might show you if you ask nicely."

I alway's ask nicely I'm a very polite woman,my parents would be proud of the fact I can ask nicely to see someone's cock on a sex (swingers) site and I think that just killed it for me...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days"

Ooh tell us what you said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

You forgot the that shows you're joking! "

You know i dont do emojis frisky,emoji free friday anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have totally bigged it up now . It better be over 10 inches or you will be

Oh God, now I've really shot myself in the foot "

With your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless it looks unique or does any special tricks besides the usual, may as well keep it hidden.

Might be zig zag shaped. "

Or be so long that you can fit that massively named Welsh railway station written on it in ink.

.

.

.

.

Rhyl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

Ooh tell us what you said "

Tut tut tut,i gentleman never tells....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No thanks from me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

Ooh tell us what you said

Tut tut tut,i gentleman never tells...."

Well just pretend you're not a gentleman and tell us. Look I won't even use an emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it hidden I love a bit of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

Ooh tell us what you said

Tut tut tut,i gentleman never tells....

Well just pretend you're not a gentleman and tell us. Look I won't even use an emoji "

I called someone a fucking **** and a ***** sooooooo i had an holiday....simples

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

Ooh tell us what you said

Tut tut tut,i gentleman never tells....

Well just pretend you're not a gentleman and tell us. Look I won't even use an emoji

I called someone a fucking **** and a ***** sooooooo i had an holiday....simples"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

oh ive seen more cocks than you could shake a stick at,,tbh,,it really does,nt interest me,,but hey its the forum ya gotta joke

Last time i joked on the forum i went on "holiday" for five motherfuckin days

Ooh tell us what you said

Tut tut tut,i gentleman never tells....

Well just pretend you're not a gentleman and tell us. Look I won't even use an emoji

I called someone a fucking **** and a ***** sooooooo i had an holiday....simples

Oh so you're not a gentleman then"

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here"

I think I may know what that hidden word is

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is"

Fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is"

A thoroughly bloody nice bloke?

It's a stretch to fit all that into **** though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is"

Clique and he can't spell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is"

You dont use emojis? The forum masses wont like that.....beware....oh sorry the word beggins with T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

I know someone on here who has a really nice cock. He might show you if you ask nicely.

I alway's ask nicely I'm a very polite woman,my parents would be proud of the fact I can ask nicely to see someone's cock on a sex (swingers) site and I think that just killed it for me... "

She would be proud of you I'm sure.

Still no sign of cock here (fucking pussy teaser)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

Fish? "

No not fish or clique,I know he's part of the clique,but that's not the hidden word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

Fish?

No not fish or clique,I know he's part of the clique,but that's not the hidden word "

Im part of the clique? Me? Im new to the forums

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

You dont use emojis? The forum masses wont like that.....beware....oh sorry the word beggins with T"

I do use emojis just not with you as I know you don't like them. T what the stuff is t,well I can only think of one word beginning with a t...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whack it out and give us a look.

.

.

.

.

Please let it be small. Please let it be small. Please let it be small "

It's not small....looks like a nice 7 inches?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

Fish?

No not fish or clique,I know he's part of the clique,but that's not the hidden word

Im part of the clique? Me? Im new to the forums"

Boll*cks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

You dont use emojis? The forum masses wont like that.....beware....oh sorry the word beggins with T

I do use emojis just not with you as I know you don't like them. T what the stuff is t,well I can only think of one word beginning with a t... "

Im an adult,why would i use emojis

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Seriously..he's probably sat there in the pub with his mates laughing his fucking off.

Yeah I'm currently here with Batman, Aquaman, Green Lantern and The Flash

fingering each others big bushy fanny's?

Jeezus what comic books do you read!

come on whip it out,,dont be sooooooo shy

Friends only pic Mikki. We're not worthy

I'm bored of waiting now anyway,I'll just nosey at those that aren't so reserved

I know someone on here who has a really nice cock. He might show you if you ask nicely.

I alway's ask nicely I'm a very polite woman,my parents would be proud of the fact I can ask nicely to see someone's cock on a sex (swingers) site and I think that just killed it for me...

She would be proud of you I'm sure.

Still no sign of cock here (fucking pussy teaser)"

Yep that's men for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

Fish?

No not fish or clique,I know he's part of the clique,but that's not the hidden word

Im part of the clique? Me? Im new to the forums

Boll*cks!"

Haha you f***** t****

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Oh so you're not a gentleman then

He was being a ****,sometimes i have to say when someone is being a **** in here,which is ironic because im the biggest **** on here

I think I may know what that hidden word is

You dont use emojis? The forum masses wont like that.....beware....oh sorry the word beggins with T

I do use emojis just not with you as I know you don't like them. T what the stuff is t,well I can only think of one word beginning with a t...

Im an adult,why would i use emojis "
You men are fickle

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

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Cheeky sod funny bone!

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