FabSwingers.com forum: Swap gender for a day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do?

Bit of imagination / banter besides the obvious sexual responses.

Id win an argument !!!

Biker

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd have several orgasms in a row by using a magic wand

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Even though im intrigued what it would be like, id be like a baby elephant playing with my trunk if i had a cock for a day....but then isnt that what most men do?

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put my false books away

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd put my false books away

Fake books.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be interesting to see what it's like to walk with a pair of balls dangling down my legs, and all that body hair I'd have some fun and a lot of pain waxing it all off.xxx

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

If its possible to wear out boobs by playing with them all day, that'd be me

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By *aughtyman45Man
over a year ago

lincoln

I think I'd advertise for a few horny couples on here and have a wild party. Getting fucked senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would lay on the deck chair, expecting chilled beer to be served every now and again

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would lay on the deck chair, expecting chilled beer to be served every now and again

- Mrs. J -"

Mr.e. has it good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would lay on the deck chair, expecting chilled beer to be served every now and again

- Mrs. J -

Mr.e. has it good

You tell him; he doesn't believe me; he thinks it is the norm

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd put my false books away

Fake books....."

Oh shit

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Even though im intrigued what it would be like, id be like a baby elephant playing with my trunk if i had a cock for a day....but then isnt that what most men do?

Boo x"

I second this, would also see if I could windmill it front of a mirror

Then I'd join fab and enjoy the silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want to have sex as a man, see how different it feels?

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Probably do what I normally do when along.

Masturbate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend all day playing on the xbox and scratch my bollocks now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Record an abudance of videos and send to myself

Other than that I honestly don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try running with them boobies and not give myself black eyes?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"I'd want to have sex as a man, see how different it feels? "

That's wouldn't take long!

I'd join fab just to experience what it would be like to get offer PM'S then reject and block right away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd spend all day playing on the xbox and scratch my bollocks now and again "

As a compromise, you are welcome to come to my house while I play on xbox and you can scratch my bollocks every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably burst in to tears for no apparent reason watching something on the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd learn how to play the recorder with my vag. Toot toot.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Discover what a full inbox of messages is like; have a laugh at some of the 'FAF's and such like; go for Gold on Page 1 Hot Pics; wet myself laughing when I've morphed back to a guy the next day, then answer some of the aforementioned messages........

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."

No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha great replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably burst in to tears for no apparent reason watching something on the box."

Hahaha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.

No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight

This is why you must practise doing handstands.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Try running with them boobies and not give myself black eyes?"

I can do that without changing gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a joke answer. I'd like to experience being on a period. So I can actually relate to it when I'm back to being a bloke. I've always tried to be sympathetic to ex GF's etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out for a drink and finally figure out why women go in twos is there a secret universe in a toilet that when women go in to in twos.

The women can no longer go in alone ever again?.

Also say man I feel like a women and it be true lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.

No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight

This is why you must practise doing handstands."

The things you know! Have you done this before?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Not a joke answer. I'd like to experience being on a period. So I can actually relate to it when I'm back to being a bloke. I've always tried to be sympathetic to ex GF's etc. "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also go though labour pain and be able to compare a kick to balls caudr studies say a kick to the balls is like giving birth one hund_ed times at once but the pain of kick to the balls only lasts a short time and studies also say if pain was longer than a hour the pin would be so unsaleable you would die.

At least if I went though labour I could compare both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."

It is not as long as you think it is, gentlemen; stand up closer

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take my car to the garage and not have them try take the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take my car to the garage and not have them try take the piss

Still happens. That's why I do most of my work myself on my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd delete the 10000 cock pics I got sent

Errr no change there ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend the day shoe shopping obviously

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman

Now you mention it... I'd like to experience the male orgasm... To see how different it feels!! And also to finally understand why hangovers make men so damn horny!! On the very rare occasion I'm hungover I just want to cry and beg the marching band to stop leading clog dancing elephants though my head

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd go and try on clothes and ask "does my bum look big in this?"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman

Good point, I don't understand the hangover horn thing either! It's just an excuse I reckon!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman

Trade secret: We also have the marching band leading clog dancing elephants though our heads. We just have to deal with being horny at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a short skirt & low cut top see how many free drinks i can get at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play with my cock all day and stick it in random things to see how if feels

I'd open my drawers and see that the magic fairy had washed and pressed all my clothes.

I'd sit at the dinner table and wait for my dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd play with my cock all day and stick it in random things to see how if feels

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd explore FF for the day.

Safe to say that cock isn't for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd play with my cock all day and stick it in random things to see how if feels

I'd open my drawers and see that the magic fairy had washed and pressed all my clothes.

I'd sit at the dinner table and wait for my dinner."

Behave. It's not a magic fairy. It's my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to go man shopping. Go in and pick the first thing you see instead of going into the same shops repeatedly....save me hours that would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I'd probably try this for a month if it was possible. A day isn't enough to live like somebody else.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Try running with them boobies and not give myself black eyes?"

All the strapping...you have seen all the strapping.

You guys have it so easy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."

This I want to do this. Why do they piss EVERYWHERE??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try running with them boobies and not give myself black eyes?

All the strapping...you have seen all the strapping.

You guys have it so easy"

Running with a cock and balls isn't easy either. Admittedly I'm not in danger of facial injuries but they get in the way though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.

This I want to do this. Why do they piss EVERYWHERE??"

Some of us have been trained

We even wipe ourselves afterwards rather than shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wash the cars..cut the grass..paint the garden fence..clean the gutters..

Oh no I'd waken up a woman would'nt I??

I'd go shopping for bags and shoes and moan about my man not washing the cars..cutting the grass..blah..blah..

Sorry ladies

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"What would you do?

Bit of imagination / banter besides the obvious sexual responses.

Id win an argument !!!

Biker"
i would change into my wife. And then suck her husband all day n fuck the hell out of him. Lol ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change my profile information to fill it full of bad attitude and a long list of do's and dont's, then delete every message I get.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."

Replace the loo roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hide in bed until the nightmare is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading these things that you women are complaining about men doing/not doing and realising that I'm a catch. I'm properly domesticated.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Go for a jog and do my best Linford Christie impression

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'd be confused as I'd not know how to react being able to be right all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be confused as I'd not know how to react being able to be right all the time

One gets usd to it

- Mrs. J -

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

If I were a man for a day I would talk bollocks all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make an attempt at this 'multitasking' I hear so much about.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have several orgasms in a row by using a magic wand "
same here, lucky ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would stand in front of a mirror and swing it round like a helicopter

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I would stand in front of a mirror and swing it round like a helicopter

Women of course can do the same but using both like a Chinook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would stand in front of a mirror and swing it round like a helicopter

Women of course can do the same but using both like a Chinook

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By *arcus263Man
over a year ago

Liskeard

See what it's like to wear a bra and knickers then try a gangbang.??

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By *arcus263Man
over a year ago

Liskeard

And ...... try out a rabbit vibrator.

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"If I were a man for a day I would talk bollocks all day

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lol ??????

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"If I were a man for a day I would talk bollocks all day

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thats funny. ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play with my cock all day ..got nothing else to be doing

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