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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just think ladies, when we finally hang up our stockings and heels and stop gushing and squirting and having mind blowing orgasms, all is not lost.

We can join the WI and make jams, cakes and learn to knit scarves and woolly mittens. They even have outings, so instead of going to Chams in corset and heels, and shagging on the round bed in the orgy room, we can visit Pottery and Ceramic shops and for the thirst for knowledge types amongst us, they also organise guest speakers, so we can listen to a hour long lecture on how to get your windows sparkling and how to defront a freezer quickly.

Im really looking forward to it, I cant wait. Men with hard cocks in their hands begging us for sex will be a thing of the past

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and get your tits out for a calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER............ On the other hand we could form our own Ex Swingers branch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im going to start growing my own marrows in anticipation - I need quite big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you could become a Guest Speaker and tell all the WI ladies about your youth and those bygone days of debauchery and lewdness...... That would make the edges of their cucumber sandwiches curl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bet some of them Jam and Jerusalem sorts could tell a bawdy tale or two as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n e v eeeeeeeeeeeer

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time...I am visualising the jams, and cakes, the flower arrangements, the bring and buy stalls... the guest speakers talking about embroidery and quilting... wow...

Brilliantly funny..can you imagine a movie on the topic of ex fabs swingers???

LMAO xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cum jam and cakes made in the shape of cock, balls and tits

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Relishes, chutneys and marmalade have never sounded so exciting...;-) I am crying with laughter here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`d like a go before you retire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO now at the thought of rude cakes, willy jellies and trifles like tits with cherries on the top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont plan on retiring any time soon

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

And has anybody thought of our outfits when selling those things... how about some nice aprons...(nothing else...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.

Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.

Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you "

this is bringing tears (of joy) to my eyes....;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.

Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you "

All we need know is Lonny Donnegan singing Cumberland Gap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the horticultural lot?

I fancy a spot of hanky-panky in the hollyhocks, and some nude rudity in the rhododendrons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog roses anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can people swill out their condoms and send them to me please, I need them for my sausage skins

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can people swill out their condoms and send them to me please, I need them for my sausage skins "
There are times when I am seriously considering becoming a veggie...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know none of my fab friends are going to beleieve this but i was a member of the WI in a previous life !!!and i was lady captain at t my golf club !!!...honestly i was !!

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