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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

That's FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

Any man worth his salt know you take the steak from the fridge before you do anything as so the steak is at room temperature before cooking.

By God you may as well be vegan!!!

Hang your head in shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh you two have made me really wet after reading that.

Piece of cake my mouth is watering

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

If I could impose, would you consider some extra vegetables and another steak for me please?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


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would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face."

This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

That's FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

Any man worth his salt know you take the steak from the fridge before you do anything as so the steak is at room temperature before cooking.

By God you may as well be vegan!!!

Hang your head in shame! "

I always leave the steak out the fridge. I'll add clearer instructions next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now want sex and steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

If I could impose, would you consider some extra vegetables and another steak for me please?"

Of course, I'll see you tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

O really.....that's strange but it's shows how horny people are here.....

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

That's FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

Any man worth his salt know you take the steak from the fridge before you do anything as so the steak is at room temperature before cooking.

By God you may as well be vegan!!!

Hang your head in shame!

I always leave the steak out the fridge. I'll add clearer instructions next time "

Phew!!!! Disaster averted. You see this is the danger when descriptive grammar is abused. Imaging if you will some poor man following your instruction. My word there would be ruined meat all over the world would break the heavens would FALL! IT WOULD BE CHAOS!

OK that's a little dramatic but you get the picture.

Aj

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First sex than steak or having sex while eating steak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP."

And what you are after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP.

And what you are after?"

You're new here so I'll forgive you this once. But its a well know fact that Princess Peach loves nothing more than a delicious Piece of Cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


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This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP.

And what you are after?"

Less of those kinds of messages cluttering my inbox

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP.

And what you are after?

You're new here so I'll forgive you this once. But its a well know fact that Princess Peach loves nothing more than a delicious Piece of Cake "

You spelled salad wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

This sounds like one of the cut n paste messages I get multiple times a day.

Good to know what you want though OP.

And what you are after?

You're new here so I'll forgive you this once. But its a well know fact that Princess Peach loves nothing more than a delicious Piece of Cake

You spelled salad wrong

"

Well...there goes my smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face."

How do you tease boobs?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"

would love to be on my hands and knees and just start licking your pussy, running my tongue up and down your pussy, tease your boobs, start to suck you gently, move back to your boobs then pull you to the end of the sofa and lift your legs up in the air, exposing your pussy. I'd lick the rim and slowly open you up until my tongue fits in your hole then a finger or two. I'd love back to your boobs and lick you, get you really turned on so you hold my cock in place and start fucking until my cum straight down ur throat or over ur face.

How do you tease boobs?

"

That is a Sheldon moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With my lips squeeze them and then gently rub them with tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope u will love that moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five numbers plus 2 lucky stars, tell work to do one and travel the country meeting fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could do what Cake does but instead I'll just order a Byron burger, watch a movie at a local cinema and the scenario becomes perfect .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With my lips squeeze them and then gently rub them with tough "

Ahh right, don't fancy them being rubbed with tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans and sausages topped with cheese on toast, followed by a cup of Yorkshire tea with chocolate digestives, Ant Man and my adult colouring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots. "

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth "

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could do what Cake does but instead I'll just order a Byron burger, watch a movie at a local cinema and the scenario becomes perfect ."

Cake can't even cook a pot noodle. It's all lies to get the bitches.

Bitches love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could do what Cake does but instead I'll just order a Byron burger, watch a movie at a local cinema and the scenario becomes perfect .

Cake can't even cook a pot noodle. It's all lies to get the bitches.

Bitches love cake "

Pot noodles are blurgh so it's probably for the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With my lips squeeze them and then gently rub them with tough

Ahh right, don't fancy them being rubbed with tough. "

OK change of plan than...but will suck u all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time! "

Yes but I stunk to high heavens that evening and I did not look pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could do what Cake does but instead I'll just order a Byron burger, watch a movie at a local cinema and the scenario becomes perfect .

Cake can't even cook a pot noodle. It's all lies to get the bitches.

Bitches love cake "

I wouldn't want to cook a pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love Google image search hey op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now want sex and steak. "

Can you stop posting my pm's please.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time! "

Hahahaha burn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message similar to this in my inbox a couple of weeks ago. Same response now as then: boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

Yes but I stunk to high heavens that evening and I did not look pretty "

Yeah me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta love Google image search hey op "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

Now we're talking *drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

Hahahaha burn! "

Burn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

Hahahaha burn!

Burn?"

You know, like burn, as in sacked me off, rejected me, didn't want to meet with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

Hahahaha burn!

Burn?

You know, like burn, as in sacked me off, rejected me, didn't want to meet with me!

"

Well I wouldn't have worded it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

I actually love you a bit for this right now. Chuckling lots.

If you like this you'll love my phone number

Smooth

You would've been a good laugh to talk to and passed the time!

Hahahaha burn!

Burn?

You know, like burn, as in sacked me off, rejected me, didn't want to meet with me!

Well I wouldn't have worded it like that "

Yeah I know, he's just joking

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

I'm with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love for it to be half 5 so I could leave work, i drive home and chop some carrots, potatoes and parsnips and put them in the oven for 45 minutes on a 200 degree heat, drizzled in a little olive oil. I get a rib eye steak out the fridge and add a little olive oil and garlic salt to both sides. When the the veg is nearly done I get a frying pan nice and hot and add the steak, cooking both sides for about 3 minutes. I put it all on a plate and sit and eat it while watching another friends re run. Afterwards, I tell myself to do the pots but I'd rather let them soak for a bit first

"

Now we are talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So judging my this thread.

Bitches love a cooked meal more than oral...who knew?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So judging my this thread.

Bitches love a cooked meal more than oral...who knew? "

Especially if someone is cooking it for them!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"So judging my this thread.

Bitches love a cooked meal more than oral...who knew? "

Yeah, so very weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So judging my this thread.

Bitches love a cooked meal more than oral...who knew? "

Well you are cooking .....

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