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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x" Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is | |||
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"Not at all. I'd been having some "me time" a few weeks ago. I'd finished and was all relaxed and snoozy. My wand was on the floor next to the bed. I kept my clothes/toys in a suitcase in my room, the case was open, everything on show. I hear the front door go, my son shouting "motheeeeer" as he normally does when he returns home. I hear him coming up the stairs. Then it hits me. My wand, the case I fling my legs round, bend done, grab the wand, and up putting my foot in my shoe which I hadn't spotted in my rush. Problem was the shoe was sideways and it flung me forward, I literally splatted like a belly flop, wand in hand, desperately trying to get it in the case and the case lid down before he entered my room. He heard the splat and luckily enough was laughing so hard it stopped him in his tracks. My toes had bent back, my knees scraped, and I thought I was gonna have heart failure! You aren't alone!" I nearly got me sandwich stuck at that I bey you had a real look of panic on you're face | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is" Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain | |||
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"Not at all. I'd been having some "me time" a few weeks ago. I'd finished and was all relaxed and snoozy. My wand was on the floor next to the bed. I kept my clothes/toys in a suitcase in my room, the case was open, everything on show. I hear the front door go, my son shouting "motheeeeer" as he normally does when he returns home. I hear him coming up the stairs. Then it hits me. My wand, the case I fling my legs round, bend done, grab the wand, and up putting my foot in my shoe which I hadn't spotted in my rush. Problem was the shoe was sideways and it flung me forward, I literally splatted like a belly flop, wand in hand, desperately trying to get it in the case and the case lid down before he entered my room. He heard the splat and luckily enough was laughing so hard it stopped him in his tracks. My toes had bent back, my knees scraped, and I thought I was gonna have heart failure! You aren't alone! I nearly got me sandwich stuck at that I bey you had a real look of panic on you're face " Panic face Ouch/shock face Panic face again Oh sweet Jesus I think I've broke my toes face | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain " I see your hot straightening irons and I raise you discarded Lego bricks. Fuzzle me those little buggers smart. | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain I see your hot straightening irons and I raise you discarded Lego bricks. Fuzzle me those little buggers smart. " I see your Lego bricks and raise you an upturned 13 amp plug | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain I see your hot straightening irons and I raise you discarded Lego bricks. Fuzzle me those little buggers smart. I see your Lego bricks and raise you an upturned 13 amp plug " Try standing on a pair hot hair straighteners | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain I see your hot straightening irons and I raise you discarded Lego bricks. Fuzzle me those little buggers smart. I see your Lego bricks and raise you an upturned 13 amp plug " Ooooch. Struggling on a raise on that one. | |||
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"I tripped over a shoe at the bottom of my stairs once, that didn't end well. It was a steel toe capped boot, I wash rising round in a hurry to get upstairs, kicked the boot accidentally, breaking my little toe, and fell face first into the stairs, breaking my nose. That was a fun day I tell thee " Out that is impressive! Especially to have broken your toe kicking a steel toe cap. Thank goodness you have them to protect you Reminds me of when we went fossil hunting with my then-5-year-old daughter. She had a little rock hammer, and some safety specs. The only injury was her managing to catch a bit of the skin of her hand in the hinge on the safety specs! -Matt | |||
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"I stepped on lego once...dear god... That is immense pain! Boo x Until you've stood on a plug with the prongs sticking up, you don't know what pain is Try a hot straightener, now that's real pain I see your hot straightening irons and I raise you discarded Lego bricks. Fuzzle me those little buggers smart. I see your Lego bricks and raise you an upturned 13 amp plug Ooooch. Struggling on a raise on that one. " I could raise myself... Ex was a dressmaker. Once went barefoot into her work room. Pin in bottom of big toe and out the top. That was fun pulling it out. I'm a twat because this didn't happen only once! | |||
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"So I've just managed to trip over myself in my stupid flip flops and bang my arm up on the side of the kitchen door... now doing that half laughing halfing sobbing thing whilst wondering how such an everyday item as a flip flop can cause such a painful incident (flip flop got flung across the room in a girly strop!) Is it just me that these stupidly clumsy things happen too?! " Nope. I'm the clumsiest person I know. I regularly obtain bruises from tripping over my own feet or bumping into things... | |||
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"Not at all. I'd been having some "me time" a few weeks ago. I'd finished and was all relaxed and snoozy. My wand was on the floor next to the bed. I kept my clothes/toys in a suitcase in my room, the case was open, everything on show. I hear the front door go, my son shouting "motheeeeer" as he normally does when he returns home. I hear him coming up the stairs. Then it hits me. My wand, the case I fling my legs round, bend done, grab the wand, and up putting my foot in my shoe which I hadn't spotted in my rush. Problem was the shoe was sideways and it flung me forward, I literally splatted like a belly flop, wand in hand, desperately trying to get it in the case and the case lid down before he entered my room. He heard the splat and luckily enough was laughing so hard it stopped him in his tracks. My toes had bent back, my knees scraped, and I thought I was gonna have heart failure! You aren't alone!" Should'nt laugh.....but haha Thats fantastic.. At least you never broke the wand.. | |||
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"It is very reassuring to see I am in such wonderfully clumsy company...! (I winced out loud at more than one of these tales!) Got a corker of a bruise developing now... and am still very cross at my flip flops! " Oh you silly sausage - need it kissing better? And yeah once I decided to dry a wine glass whilst holding the base instead of the stem. Stem breaks and goes though my finger. 8 hours in hospital and a trip to surgery and I was sorted | |||
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"It is very reassuring to see I am in such wonderfully clumsy company...! (I winced out loud at more than one of these tales!) Got a corker of a bruise developing now... and am still very cross at my flip flops! Oh you silly sausage - need it kissing better? And yeah once I decided to dry a wine glass whilst holding the base instead of the stem. Stem breaks and goes though my finger. 8 hours in hospital and a trip to surgery and I was sorted " Yes to kisses please... wine glasses are evil.. one also tried to chop my finger off too... its why I now drink vino straight from the bottle... much safer! | |||
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"Not at all. I'd been having some "me time" a few weeks ago. I'd finished and was all relaxed and snoozy. My wand was on the floor next to the bed. I kept my clothes/toys in a suitcase in my room, the case was open, everything on show. I hear the front door go, my son shouting "motheeeeer" as he normally does when he returns home. I hear him coming up the stairs. Then it hits me. My wand, the case I fling my legs round, bend done, grab the wand, and up putting my foot in my shoe which I hadn't spotted in my rush. Problem was the shoe was sideways and it flung me forward, I literally splatted like a belly flop, wand in hand, desperately trying to get it in the case and the case lid down before he entered my room. He heard the splat and luckily enough was laughing so hard it stopped him in his tracks. My toes had bent back, my knees scraped, and I thought I was gonna have heart failure! You aren't alone! Should'nt laugh.....but haha Thats fantastic.. At least you never broke the wand.. " I'd have cried if I did! | |||
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