FabSwingers.com forum: The whingey whiney (but just for fun!) I can't get a meet thread! :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!

Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!

Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please

tA!

So why won't YOU meet the poster above!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!

Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!

Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please

tA!

So why won't YOU meet the poster above!? "

Because you have a better tan than me x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!

Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!

Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please

tA!

So why won't YOU meet the poster above!? "

Have you seen his knees?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet you because you have specified who you mean in the reposnse to my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!

Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!

Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please

tA!

So why won't YOU meet the poster above!?

Have you seen his knees?!

Because she's not into exchaning pics and vids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you look like you have bad breath.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

At the moment i couldnt pull a woman if i were to walk into a womans prison with a handful of pardons

Boo x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Because you look like you have bad breath. "

Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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because At the moment they couldnt pull a woman if i were to walk into a womans prison with a handful of pardons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you look like you have bad breath.

Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!

Hes a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you look like you have bad breath.

Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!

Hes a guy

The England top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you look like you have bad breath.

Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!

Hes a guy

The England top

Because bunny you have the same coloured butt plug as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's missing a head

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

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By *oLimFunMan
over a year ago

Exploring You

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By *oLimFunMan
over a year ago

Exploring You

"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

Because all those fans would blow me away

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

Because all those fans would blow me away

Simply really,

I don't meet Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

Because all those fans would blow me away

Simply really,

I don't meet Men"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

Because all those fans would blow me away

Simply really,

I don't meet Men"
because he is a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

Because he doesn't like my Chelsea shirt

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

Too far to go for a game of pool and a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

Too far to go for a game of pool and a pint."

His shirt will outshine my pretty dress

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

Too far to go for a game of pool and a pint.

His shirt will outshine my pretty dress

Way, way, WAY to far away.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!?

Too far to go for a game of pool and a pint.

His shirt will outshine my pretty dress

Way, way, WAY to far away.

Looks like gus fring from breaking bad in one of his pics... If you look from a distance, squinting lots..

Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to

Because all those fans would blow me away

Simply really,

I don't meet Menbecause he is a man"

Nicely skipped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A few inadvertently missed out through simultaneous postings so:

3sum queen : I want her all for myself and not have to share!

Elpis : because we HATE each other! (*in joke!

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lois49 : she's right. Don't like that shirt!!

Person above : Elpis again - ah she's not so bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh and DaxandBoo - he might be upset if I want her all for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because no one can see His magic eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he likes maple syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few inadvertently missed out through simultaneous postings so:

3sum queen : I want her all for myself and not have to share!

Elpis : because we HATE each other! (*in joke!

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lois49 : she's right. Don't like that shirt!!

Person above : Elpis again - ah she's not so bad!

Dan ... you've got a Fab shaped cock... i prefer a Rocket... soz love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I looked 'just round t'corner' and she wasn't there ! Women lying again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aliceinwunderland accidently missed - blatantly lies!

says she's 'somewhere near me' but she isn't! Such a disappointment for a lad!

Person above - nsafuntime IS near me! but neither of us are into sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause I'm too young for beano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cause I'm too young for beano"

Because I'd turn into a drooling creep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cause I'm too young for beano"

to far to travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered her a seat, she refused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cause I'm too young for beano"

You haven't got an horny head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos he's a dude and has a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving these awnsers

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy"

Because he said dude and willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz I can't physically take any more fucking today without my pooh ring exploding

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

Because he said dude and willy

Because he has his hands in his pockets....slovenly git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy"

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

Claims to be a queen but no crown in her pics

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

I expect royalties from its use

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

I expect royalties from its use

Because they are well outside my 30 mile limit!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

I expect royalties from its use

Because they are well outside my 30 mile limit! "

Outside of my 30 mile limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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He's a cunt

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"He's a cunt

She doesn't say cunt enough. Word.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch."

She made me wax her balloon knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She went in dry and I couldn't sit down for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot "

Honey is very moreish, I'm afraid I'd eat myself into a coma

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Always online but never replies when I send photos of my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot "

Gar too staid and plain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos he's a dude and has a willy

I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste

Claims to be a queen but no crown in her pics

Boo x "

I like a challenge. In the process of being fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch."

Ffs!! You said you liked rubber!!

And when you said squirter, I didn't imagine it would be them lil volcanos erupting either...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

Ffs!! You said you liked rubber!!

And when you said squirter, I didn't imagine it would be them lil volcanos erupting either... "

He doesn't show his Willy because he has a micro penis.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!"

Grumpy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!

Grumpy as fuck"

C...

No I can't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!

Grumpy as fuck

C...

No I can't do it

Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!

Grumpy as fuck

C...

No I can't do it

Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy. "

Is be too scared they'd not let me go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!

Grumpy as fuck

C...

No I can't do it

Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy.

Is be too scared they'd not let me go home

Our basement is quite comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.

Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.

She made me wax her balloon knot

Gar too staid and plain!

Grumpy as fuck

C...

No I can't do it

Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy.

Is be too scared they'd not let me go home

Wouldnt want to leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chorleyfunguys - picks his nose and eats it as far as the rumours go anyway!

ewwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chorleyfunguys - picks his nose and eats it as far as the rumours go anyway!

ewwwww!

Because he wouldn't tell me the solution to the 'magic eye' shot.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dan, just take the S off your name.....

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Brightonsteve cos i think Cannibalism is illegal? Want to bite that bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan "

Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan

Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.

One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan

Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.

One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two

He wears boxers with lemons on them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan

Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.

One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two

He wears boxers with lemons on them!!

He is jolly stripy and i have a zebra allergy

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By *randMrsPipCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

He doesn't appear to be aware of the danger of thorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking taff ~ Lacey's scared of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrandMrsPip - I cant be your unicorn!

Laceyandsam - Those socks are too damn sexy for me

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"MrandMrsPip - I cant be your unicorn!

Laceyandsam - Those socks are too damn sexy for me

I'm allergic to citrus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!"

(Hee hee heeeey!!

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Hot..... damn......

Sorry love, can't meet, I'm already done over your photos...

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!"

The smell of Lilly's makes me feel sick!!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!

The smell of Lilly's makes me feel sick!!!"

Lilac bedsheets clash with my lilywhite skin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geminis and Leos don't usually get on well I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geminiman.

Dude. If we had sex and I was to wear your shirt in a sexy 'let me wear your shirt' type of way. I'd look stupid. Your much taller than me. I'd look like I'd dressed up as a ghost like ET did for Halloween in the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geminiman.

Misterbee is more likely to spend the time making me laugh than getting down and dirty.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Geminis and Leos don't usually get on well I think! "

You look a little like Gok Wan I'd worry my fashion sense ( lack of) would be criticised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geminis and Leos don't usually get on well I think!

You look a little like Gok Wan I'd worry my fashion sense ( lack of) would be criticised "

I'm scared after seeing what you did to your teddy bear

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