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What is the perfect penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that's hanging out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a perfect penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that's hanging out of me. "

Haha. Could you make mine perfect?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fairly straight, with glans that's proportional, about 9-10" but happy for less or more. Even skin tone. Foreskin retracts naturally and easily or cut. Obviously on the right guy, else it's wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one attached to my husband. Not interested in any others

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

The perfect penis is one that's not attached to a bigger cock

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales


"Fairly straight, with glans that's proportional, about 9-10" but happy for less or more. Even skin tone. Foreskin retracts naturally and easily or cut. Obviously on the right guy, else it's wasted"

Have to agree with all that....plus..

Parallel sided, not tapered, big bell end, length in proportion to girth, not stubby, no long thin floppy hosepipe jobbies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One made of chocolate?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Always the one that just made me melt.....

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

Is there a perfect one ???? They are like snowflakes . No two ate alike lol

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

Mine bends to the right . Who knows why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine!

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell

I like to think mine is good enough (take a look at my pics) :p no such thing as a perfect penis, completely subjective to the other person. I've had lots of compliments though so I can't complain.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"One that's hanging out of me. "

More and more importantly getting to really like this member!

AJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember that film The Perfect Storm? I kinda imagine a news reporter stood earnestly commentating on willy descriptions and finishing the report with... "The Perfect Penis!"

But it is kinda hot out today and that may just be the dehydration affecting me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol I like that. I see what you fifth there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Gove

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's what I was hoping to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep on trying them out until I find one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'll keep on trying them out until I find one "

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Will let you know once i find out

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you do what you have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think it's very 'typical' for there to be a perfect penis, what is a perfect vagina, ? Perfect world? Just makes people feel less 'normal' when these threads come up.

Just my opinion though.

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury


"I'll keep on trying them out until I find one "

Look this way lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such thing as a "Perfect" one?

Different people, different situations, different days. Unless you have a Swiss Army Dick, you're not going meet all situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you do what you have to do "

Just a bit of a pointer. Use the reply + quote tab and we'll know who you are replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that enjoys shopping and has an empty credit card

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"you do who you have to do

Just a bit of a pointer. Use the reply + quote tab and we'll know who you are replying to "

Like this?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Sorry guys have to be humble and say it...mine

What do you mean perfect? That's like saying what is the perfect food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is perfect, but I am biased.

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By *hickone48 and christinaMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Definitely mine lol

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

A hard one is perfect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One that's hanging out of me. "

I see what you did there

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I don't know what would make any penis perfect, but I've received many compliments about mine, so I'm happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that is attached to someone you really want to bounce on

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Is there such a thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that is attached to someone you really want to bounce on "

Whenever someone mentions bouncing on a penis I imagine it snapping

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One that is attached to someone you really want to bounce on

Whenever someone mentions bouncing on a penis I imagine it snapping "

Ending up with swollen balls like spacehoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that is attached to someone you really want to bounce on

Whenever someone mentions bouncing on a penis I imagine it snapping

Ending up with swollen balls like spacehoppers "

I don't want my penis to snap

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."

so a Robot

What about the men that wants to mush your face into the pillow and your hands tied up...huh?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner.

so a Robot

What about the men that wants to mush your face into the pillow and your hands tied up...huh? "

If they can do that too then great!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."

Haha this is pretty brilliant. fair play ... fair play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth is important to me but it's how it's used in the end

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."

Nope, can you be a bit more specific?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ? "

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this! "

What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this! "
what you think of mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this! "

haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight h

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"The perfect penis is one that's not attached to a bigger cock "
lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Jonson.

Hes a an utterly perfect cock.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Everyone has different preferences and there is no such thing as perfect.

Personally I like average length but with a thick girth, uncut, and you know some guys have that big vein on the underside? I like that to but not veiny all over. Oh and it has to be attached to a man who fits my preferences and who manscapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this!

What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please "

Agreed! But the OP asked for opinion on a perfect penis? I interpreted that to mean a physical description...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the

Yes, I've put some thought into this!

What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please "

Now should I send photgraphic evidence ....

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?

My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.

Yes, I've put some thought into this! what you think of mine lol "
. My mrs wudnt say no. ??.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight haha "

A curve cock is quite sweet on the g-spot

You do look pretty good on the criteria though... had to have a glance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

...and remember guys, whilst we are using yr knob,most of us will say "What a lovely big cock " or similar,regardless of size etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it "

Surely if it's girthy, that's the last thing it should do

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.

If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."

What if there's a woman like that?

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By *layfulAussieMan
over a year ago

Sydney

Those ladies suggesting they'll let everyone know when they find it.... willing volunteer over here. Evidence in profile pics... very willing to use one of those 'clone a willy' kits too so you can 'keep me at home' so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told my one is really good, and plus I am just a nice guy, x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it "

Haha this is brilliant.. I wonder if mine has ever had that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it

Surely if it's girthy, that's the last thing it should do "

oh yes, the very last thing it should do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight haha

A curve cock is quite sweet on the g-spot

You do look pretty good on the criteria though... had to have a glance "

Haha thanks you say all the right things. I had a cheeky peek myself and you arnt looking to bad yourself . rather sexy if truth be told.. I can still be sweet on the g-spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Perfect Penis...

Would dispense unlimited Coors Light and be able to phone for a kebab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One that's hanging out of me. "
lol love that response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll keep on trying them out until I find one "

We can all endorse, and even contribute to, some good research for this cause

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By *aughty-MittsCouple
over a year ago

Newport

I all depends on the guy it's attached to hehe.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ? "

7-9" with plenty of girth but the guy it's attached to is way more important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one that knows where its supposed to go - and nothing in this world is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfection is a nebulous concept

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mine ..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Manofsteel thinks his is

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By *SYDirtySecretMan
over a year ago

St Helier

Who prefers a shaved penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine always looks better when someone's face is on it

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By *opular PoppyCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Girthy like a cucumber , at least 7 inches... And doesn't go soft easily, up for repeats...with a gentle upwards curve... Kinda obvious!

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