FabSwingers.com forum: Let's go to the beach

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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All aboard the love bus we are headed for the coast.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"All aboard the love bus we are headed for the coast. "

I'm on it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to my coast! Come to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a window seat please

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I'm on the back seat...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What are you bringing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you bringing? "

F_eddos and beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on it, got the sun cream. I'm good to go x

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got my swim shorts with me

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"All aboard the love bus we are headed for the coast. "

Witch 1

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've already got my bikini on ready. I'll bring suncream, wine and sandwiches

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

I'm in got to sneak out though so my boss doesn't see, I'll get changed on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from the beach....should I go again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't travel well on buses so can I have a front seat please? Is there sand dunes where we're going?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Bikini is on.

Cornish coast bound for surfing swimming and erm

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've already got my bikini on ready. I'll bring suncream, wine and sandwiches

Sand-wiches?

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Welcome aboard this is your Driver AJ speaking. the travel time is approximately 1:37 mins and the weather outside is B E A utiful! The air con is unfortunately/conveniently broke so to make your selves more comfortable feel free to remove as many layers as you like. I'm providing this free coach trip as way of thanks to OP for organising this jolly jaunt for us.

Please remember to keep all arms, legs, butts, boobs and penis' with in the vehicle at all times but the driver would like to see any ladies who would like to join him at the front jumps seat. Tips for the driver are not necessary but if any of the ladies would like to "show" gratitude throughout the trip then that would be much appreciated. I hope you all enjoy the ride and thank you for choosing Fuck ways Executive travel.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Welcome aboard this is your Driver AJ speaking. the travel time is approximately 1:37 mins and the weather outside is B E A utiful! The air con is unfortunately/conveniently broke so to make your selves more comfortable feel free to remove as many layers as you like. I'm providing this free coach trip as way of thanks to OP for organising this jolly jaunt for us.

Thanks drive

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Let's go to budleigh instead they've got pebbles no sand and more importantly you don't need clothes

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea "

Then I'd taste salty

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I am one mile away from sandbanks beach, the sun is shining, no wind and i'm stuff in my office all day! meet you there after work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already there, it's stunning down here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit under an umbrella, I really don't have the complexion to be out in the sun.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

Then I'd taste salty

No pleasing some people. Outdoor pool do you?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll sit under an umbrella, I really don't have the complexion to be out in the sun. "

Of course. Will you require a flask?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

Then I'd taste salty

No pleasing some people. Outdoor pool do you?"

Freshwater yes and one of those inflatable chair things with a holder for my drink. If I position myself currently my foof should be easily accessible for licking

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm on it, got the sun cream. I'm good to go x

Top job Angie

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

Then I'd taste salty

No pleasing some people. Outdoor pool do you?

Freshwater yes and one of those inflatable chair things with a holder for my drink. If I position myself currently my foof should be easily accessible for licking

So demanding.

An inflatable flamingo I think. What drink are you after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live here, couldn't care less about the beach

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I live here, couldn't care less about the beach"

Oh hello happy chap

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

Then I'd taste salty

No pleasing some people. Outdoor pool do you?

Freshwater yes and one of those inflatable chair things with a holder for my drink. If I position myself currently my foof should be easily accessible for licking

So demanding.

An inflatable flamingo I think. What drink are you after? "

Virgin piña colada please, I'm intoxicated enough today without alcohol

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

Oh grumpy

we can dunk you in the sea

Then I'd taste salty

No pleasing some people. Outdoor pool do you?

Freshwater yes and one of those inflatable chair things with a holder for my drink. If I position myself currently my foof should be easily accessible for licking

So demanding.

An inflatable flamingo I think. What drink are you after?

Virgin piña colada please, I'm intoxicated enough today without alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live here, couldn't care less about the beach

Oh hello happy chap

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I'm not a happy chap I'm a hamster in a wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sit under an umbrella, I really don't have the complexion to be out in the sun. "

Slap some factor 50/emulsion on and you'll be grand

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well I've just hand washed my beach towel... I'm on my way

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Well I've just hand washed my beach towel... I'm on my way"

Get your balloon knot over here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll sit under an umbrella, I really don't have the complexion to be out in the sun.

Slap some factor 50/emulsion on and you'll be grand

I'll make him a hat out of a teatowel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've just hand washed my beach towel... I'm on my way"
Wait.. why would you hand wash your towel, have we gone back in time?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well I've just hand washed my beach towel... I'm on my way Wait.. why would you hand wash your towel, have we gone back in time?"

My washing machine broke...then the second hand one I got didn't work.

Bad times.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well I've just hand washed my beach towel... I'm on my way

Get your balloon knot over here

*prances like a foal on it's first run in a field *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm already here I await your arrival chums with buckets and spades and heaps of ice creams

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Can't be doing coaches..

I'll go on the bike and get there early so I can get out of the sweaty leathers, into my cossie and have a nice cool beach side shower before making sure the ice cream man is ready for you lot.

Its OK , no thank necessary

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"i'm already here I await your arrival chums with buckets and spades and heaps of ice creams

Can I have nuts and a flake in mine please Taff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, I've already got my bikini on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm already here I await your arrival chums with buckets and spades and heaps of ice creams

Can I have nuts and a flake in mine please Taff?"
I will bring it to you

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"i'm already here I await your arrival chums with buckets and spades and heaps of ice creams

Can I have nuts and a flake in mine please Taff?"

Might be some nuts and flakes on the bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sit under an umbrella, I really don't have the complexion to be out in the sun.

Of course. Will you require a flask?"

Tea flask and a hip flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Pineapple upside down cake and a Box of Chardonnay. Any room left

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm already here I await your arrival chums with buckets and spades and heaps of ice creams

Can I have nuts and a flake in mine please Taff?"

my pleasure

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By *eoscanCouple
over a year ago

Wait til weekend and we'll come too.....bringing a picnic with vino and a large helping of suncream..

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By *eoscanCouple
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got flags to stick in somewhere.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I've got flags to stick in somewhere.

For those that don't behave ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, got a bottle of rum and a shit load of tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the beach the sand gets in my foof, who'd want to lick that?

I don't mind a sand sandwich

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I've got sunburn

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I've got sunburn

Can I rub cream on you to cool you down and make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got sunburn

Ditto... I'll cream up your back if you do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

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We are ....... I love it under the stars .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

We are ....... I love it under the stars .

First time for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

We are ....... I love it under the stars .

First time for everything

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Yes lets hope there is a full moon too , So i can see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

We are ....... I love it under the stars .

First time for everything

Yes lets hope there is a full moon too , So i can see...

Surely by touch is far more fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may just take pooch for a paddle tomorrow

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I was at the beach today. with ice cream. sang don't worry be happy in the car. all in the name of work... so got paid for it. oh live can be so hard at times

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I was at the beach today. with ice cream. sang don't worry be happy in the car. all in the name of work... so got paid for it. oh live can be so hard at times

You can really go off someone

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nah I don't like sand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could quite happily give work the middle finger and head for a beach tomorrow

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I could quite happily give work the middle finger and head for a beach tomorrow

I've been thinking the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy sneaking to the beach now, let's roll around the dunes with wild abandon and lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on the bus .. just me jo . lol x

Bit late isn't it? Or are we going late night skinny dipping now?

We are ....... I love it under the stars .

First time for everything

Yes lets hope there is a full moon too , So i can see...

Surely by touch is far more fun?

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yes but its nice to see and touch .. I am over it all being in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could quite happily give work the middle finger and head for a beach tomorrow

I've been thinking the same.

I've decided to take a week off. I just need to decide which beach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could quite happily give work the middle finger and head for a beach tomorrow

I've been thinking the same.

Oh for the cojones

Or more realistically having a car to jump into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could quite happily give work the middle finger and head for a beach tomorrow

I've been thinking the same.

Join us we can build a splendid sandcastle

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