FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates at work...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's keep it brief and punchy:

1. Noisy eaters

2. Noisy gulpers

3. Noisy mobiles

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent complainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers spoiling my time on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only me offering to do the tea round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy people. Spending all day, telling others how busy they are and never seem to get anything done. (No shit).

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

People eating smelly fishy foods at lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only me offering to do the tea round "

Well if your offering. Tea white none. Can I have a Jammy Dodger as well. Please.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Brown-nosers.

Having to work with people I don't like and have no interest in whatsoever.

Having to work for pricks.

Lazy fuckers.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Managers promoted to levels beyond their competence and capability.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Customers. Mostly they are total fuckwits and I have to be nice to them

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Clients!!

If I didn't have to deal.with clients I'd have the perfect job. It'd just be me driving around in nice cars all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs, cats and guinea pigs mostly

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Managers promoted to levels beyond their competence and capability."

It's called the Peter Principal. People get promoted until they reach their? level of incompetence, they then stay there forever. Explains middle management...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being at work in general pisses me off to be fair!

Things in small doses and all that!

My dream job is 3 hours on Monday, Wednesday and Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who constantly sniff. Blow your nose FFS!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Brown-nosers.

Having to work with people I don't like and have no interest in whatsoever.

Having to work for pricks.

Lazy fuckers."
Didnt know i worked with you howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bosses breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work colleagues, especially today's one!

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By *ammy-leeWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Eating and talking loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Peter principle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand lazy folk and some of the staff that are rude to the patients

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Silent complainers

Complaining/moaning but not taking it up with management

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Brown-nosers.

Having to work with people I don't like and have no interest in whatsoever.

Having to work for pricks.

Lazy fuckers."

Don't hold back honey lol.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

The pricks who come to your desk and leave a half d*unk cup of whatever on your desk!

I bin the cups and they come looking for it the next day expecting you sent it to the kitchenette.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Managers promoted to levels beyond their competence and capability."

Do we work for the same company????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant 'gossip & bitching'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Constant 'gossip & bitching'

This!

Although to be fair, I have a pretty low tolerance for that away from work too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Constant 'gossip & bitching'

This!

Although to be fair, I have a pretty low tolerance for that away from work too

This fucks me off more than anything in the world.

If you want to know something ask me instead of listening to the bollocks that has been passed around a dozen times.

Thing is; If I have something to say I will say it and so I like this in return.

Zero tolerance for cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Constant 'gossip & bitching'

This!

Although to be fair, I have a pretty low tolerance for that away from work too

This fucks me off more than anything in the world.

If you want to know something ask me instead of listening to the bollocks that has been passed around a dozen times.

Thing is; If I have something to say I will say it and so I like this in return.

Zero tolerance for cunts

Totally this.I confronted couple girls that were bitching bout me and I was the one that was moved off ward.matron said I was aggressive but she's only a bitch that doesn't like me cos I don't bow down to her

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By *espectful chap 99Man
over a year ago

Preston

Lazy employees

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Customers!

Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Lazy people. Spending all day, telling others how busy they are and never seem to get anything done. (No shit).

This.

Or the same lazy people telling me how to do my job.

Really grinds my gears especially when I've been doing the job for longer than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that eat Bananas in the office!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Constant 'gossip & bitching'

This!

Although to be fair, I have a pretty low tolerance for that away from work too

This fucks me off more than anything in the world.

If you want to know something ask me instead of listening to the bollocks that has been passed around a dozen times.

Thing is; If I have something to say I will say it and so I like this in return.

Zero tolerance for cunts

Best thing is when you know they are bitching and catch them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people.

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By *ensualguy101Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Dogs, cats and guinea pigs mostly "

Witty

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"People talking to me. "

yep same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work avoider. People ignoring ringing phones

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By *ere2help82Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

My manager asking me to do work

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

We have one really LOUD member of staff - shouty, banging drawers, chewing, just a fucking attention seeking airhead. Every week there is some drama in her life too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Constant 'gossip & bitching'

This!

Although to be fair, I have a pretty low tolerance for that away from work too

This fucks me off more than anything in the world.

If you want to know something ask me instead of listening to the bollocks that has been passed around a dozen times.

Thing is; If I have something to say I will say it and so I like this in return.

Zero tolerance for cunts

Best thing is when you know they are bitching and catch them out "

At my workplace 1 day without 'gossip & bitching' wld be a miracle

maybe asking for an hour wld be more realistic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made up job titles

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like my job and the majority of the minor niggles I have with it are too job specific to mention. But on a more generic level I hate other people using my mug. Petty of me but it tends to be because they can't be arsed to wash one so use mine because I always do and the laziness of that infuriates me. Plus I've lost two mugs where people have taken them out of the office never to return. Cunts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that eat Bananas in the office!!"

They're minions really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my job and the majority of the minor niggles I have with it are too job specific to mention. But on a more generic level I hate other people using my mug. Petty of me but it tends to be because they can't be arsed to wash one so use mine because I always do and the laziness of that infuriates me. Plus I've lost two mugs where people have taken them out of the office never to return. Cunts!"

They mugged you off.

Cunts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that stand up when on the phone and shout at it.

WHY

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Jobs worth people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that there's nowhere private to fuck at work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work dodgers, the ones who always moan how much work they have so they get out of new work, but honestly aren't busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who gossip

Those who are too loud

Lazy colleagues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who act like children and bitch like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to actually go

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Made up job titles

More like "jobs for the boys"

The ones at work who are suck up to bosses etc, just to get higher/better position that there crap at anyway

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Loving this thread....keep em coming Fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to do work. I fucking hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bosses breathing "

You want to stop him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshitters

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Health and safety

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

A naked sweaty man who throws things ....chases you around while trying to nip you ......the joys of Careland X

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

People nipping off for fag breaks, 15 minutes each time when us non smokers can't have that!!!! Really naffs me off it does!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

The work colleagues who seem to get off with a lot more than others, napping at work, don't seem to do much, always running late, but first out the door once shift is up, you can hardly find them cause there umpteenth "tea" break or "fag" break.

Yet, there the ones moaning about there workload.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when one of the ladies I work with comes into the office wearing killer high heels! Gets me turned on and I spend all day horny and unable to truly concentrate! More than once or twice a sneaky wank in the toilet has been the only thing to bring me back on track!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I hate it when one of the ladies I work with comes into the office wearing killer high heels! Gets me turned on and I spend all day horny and unable to truly concentrate! More than once or twice a sneaky wank in the toilet has been the only thing to bring me back on track!"

Verbal warning for you lol.

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By *igman 99Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Let's keep it brief and punchy:

1. Noisy eaters

2. Noisy gulpers

3. Noisy mobiles

What's yours?

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