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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later "

1. wish I was interested...

2. no cock pic no reply...

3. I'll bring him back later I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible.

2. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible.

3. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later

1. wish I was interested...

2. no cock pic no reply...

3. I'll bring him back later I promise

"

PMSL laughter at 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible.

2. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible.

3. Thank you for your message. I am currently away from Fab but I will read it on my return and reply to you as soon as possible. "

So keeping all options open then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody hell I missed number 4 TVs....feel free to add that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

"

1. Your place or ours.

2. We're sure you're lovely, but no thanks.

3. We'll let you know when we've both had a good, long perv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Make me a sandwich and I'll think about it

2. How did you get past my filters

3. Read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 it's been too long, please hold!

2 shove your sausage where the ppi don't pay.

3 ok I'm a perverse so it's on.

4 ...apply number one if really convincing unless you've a beard then number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Sorry not interested

2. No fem doesn't meet alone

3. No we don't do that

4. Morning or afternoon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) thanks for the message but I'm not bisexual.

2)are you willing to be totally exclusive to me and eat your own cum straight from my cunt?

3)I'm not looking for couples unless you want me to take him off your hands.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

1) Single Women; not blocked and i just reply to them anyway. they tend to message me about anything other than trying to get into my knickers. no need for a generic reply.

2) Single Men; blocked. but if they wasn't there'd be several replies to them.

i) if they ask to be serviced i'd have a little list of prices for the services they want. sending this would actually block them but maybe they'd think about why they got that message when they approached me.(site admins/owners i'd so love for this to be a thing btw, it would amuse me so much).

ii) if they messaged me from the forums i'd be open to chatting to them. until it comes to them mentioning sex then i'd need to have several more replies;

a) you are married/attached and i am not interested.

b) sorry, i thought you were being friendly and so replied. did forget that some use the forums to try and get sex and i am not interested.

c) you are the rare guys i actually fancy off the forums and i am totally up for meeting you. send me a face pic so i can see what you actually look like coz this one time, on another site, i went to meet a guy who hadn't sent a face pic and almost went home with some random guy who approached me while i was waiting for the guy i was meeting to turn up.

3) Couples; i'm sure you're lovely but i do not want a sex meet. am totally up for chatting and boring you with my chats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later "

1 Are you kinky?

2 Not interested

3 Not interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later

1 Are you kinky?

2 Not interested

3 Not interested "

What about option 4?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would genuinely wonder why they were bothering!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

1:lets get it on

2:I'm flattered but no thanks

3:shall I bring a bottle?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

ooh i need another one for single men

2) ii) d) you have openly admitted your disgust in the forums for women who are heavily tattooed, i find it strange you want sex with me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later "

1. Thanks and yes

2. Thanks and probably not but maybe it depends

2. Thanks and yes

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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1 Single Women - Have you read my profile ?

2 Single Men - Have you read my profile ?

3 Couples - Have you read my profile ?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"1 Single Women - Have you read my profile ?

2 Single Men - Have you read my profile ?

3 Couples - Have you read my profile ?"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Single Women - i will gently bend you

2 Single Men - i will message you if i ever want

3 Couples - lets chat and i will tell you about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be over the moon if I actually got a PM!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be over the moon if I actually got a PM!"

So I take that as.....I'll be in touch soon to all 4 options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be over the moon if I actually got a PM!

So I take that as.....I'll be in touch soon to all 4 options "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I like this thread it's different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this thread it's different "

Thanks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I like this thread it's different

Thanks "

Have you told us your's yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this thread it's different

Thanks

Have you told us your's yet?"

Naw saving for the last post

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I like this thread it's different

Thanks

Have you told us your's yet?

Naw saving for the last post "

Yeah but that could take some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single women - prove it!

Single men. - I'm straight. Go away.

Couples. - I'm shy in front of a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later "

1, 2 and 3) welcome to wonderland, please leave a message and I'll try and get back to you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. come to the front of the queue

2. get to the back of the queue

3. thankyou for your interest but I don't fancy being part of the floorshow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this thread it's different

Thanks

Have you told us your's yet?

Naw saving for the last post

Yeah but that could take some time "

It will be worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. come to the front of the queue

2. get to the back of the queue

3. thankyou for your interest but I don't fancy being part of the floorshow "

What about option 4

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"What would it say

1 Single Women

2 Single Men

3 Couples

I'll tell you mine later "

1. I wish you fancied me

2. I wish you'd read my profile

3. Thanks but no thanks

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