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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we've decided to get married and live by the sea. Who coming and who's gonna be our bridesmaids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me? "

Can I be your +1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me? "

What you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could be a fly on the wall during the wedding night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could be a fly on the wall during the wedding night

Oh it's gonna be epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to be a bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?

What you offering?

A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have to fly over for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?

Can I be your +1

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to offer so I will simply offer you congratulations

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll make your wedding cake

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile organise the hen night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to be a bridesmaid

You can make our cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me?

What you offering?

A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress.

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give it a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?

What you offering?

A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress.

Oh really

Aye, killer legs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have nothing to offer so I will simply offer you congratulations

Ahh thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ile organise the hen night"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give it a month.

Cynic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I have to be a bridesmaid

You can make our cake

Ok I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

And one of them is just for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can us two just be the hen night fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

And one of them is just for me. "

Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

I'm like bridezilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can us two just be the hen night fun?

Course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

I'm like bridezilla

Now that I do believe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

I'm like bridezilla

Now that I do believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

And one of them is just for me.

Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

I'm like bridezilla

I do actually make wedding cakes so I'm used to bridezillas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too "

Hell yes, male slaves apply within

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

And one of them is just for me.

Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude

Hahaha I'm bridezilla! You have to share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll drive the wedding car as an ex chauffeur I have the experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

And one of them is just for me.

Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude

Hahaha I'm bridezilla! You have to share!

You can have the other 4?

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Think I'm too old to be a bridesmaid can I be matron of honour lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too

Hell yes, male slaves apply within

What kind of slaves exactly?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll make your wedding cake

Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers

Typical

I'm like bridezilla

I do actually make wedding cakes so I'm used to bridezillas!"

Please can there be lemon.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!

Jesus wants me to be loved

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!

Jesus wants me to be loved "

He got nailed so you can too!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!

Jesus wants me to be loved

He got nailed so you can too!

Exactly. It's all for the greater good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too "

What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll source the wedding rings. Will courier catalogue first thing tomorrow for you to pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?

I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm too old to be a bridesmaid can I be matron of honour lol !

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, could write a poem or some shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll source the wedding rings. Will courier catalogue first thing tomorrow for you to pick

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I volunteer services to hold the rings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!

Jesus wants me to be loved

He got nailed so you can too!

Exactly. It's all for the greater good.

Ya think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?

I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't

Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too

What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed?

Will you grow lavender and other bee friendly plants? If so you have the job I will even get you a ride on lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I volunteer services to hold the rings?

On what exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

I can be one of the kids

Bitty

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll source the wedding rings. Will courier catalogue first thing tomorrow for you to pick

Awesome

If you get the wrong size, and need your ring stretching just let us know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Oh there will be cock. All the cock

I want it to be a week long affair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dunno, could write a poem or some shit "

Our fannies who are out in Devon...

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Me I shall come please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Oh there will be cock. All the cock

I want it to be a week long affair "

Perfect idea week long

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though

Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Oh there will be cock. All the cock

I want it to be a week long affair "

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch could be the ring bearer and for two of my favourite ladies i will wear my kilt

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Please may I do the flowers

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too

Hell yes, male slaves apply within

Formal application who should I send it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, could write a poem or some shit

Our fannies who are out in Devon..."

Dearly perverted, we are gathered here in the sight of Pob to join together this woman and this woman. Blah de blah commence fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be on Sky news.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch could be the ring bearer and for two of my favourite ladies i will wear my kilt

Yay xc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I do the flowers"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will it be on Sky news.?"

Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs'

not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno, could write a poem or some shit

Our fannies who are out in Devon...

Dearly perverted, we are gathered here in the sight of Pob to join together this woman and this woman. Blah de blah commence fucking."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I've nothing to offer... I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too

What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed?

Will you grow lavender and other bee friendly plants? If so you have the job I will even get you a ride on lawnmower "

Very much so, help with my neighbours hives now.

Erm, bit confused, are you going to mow the lawns then I get to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?

I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't

Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out

I'll be ordained by the Church of the Internets by the end of use night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I've nothing to offer... I'll get my coat

Cake and cock perfect combination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?

I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't

Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out

I'll be ordained by the Church of the Internets by the end of use night!"

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be on Sky news.?

Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs'

not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!

Na non event then so wont bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I've nothing to offer... I'll get my coat

Cake and cock perfect combination

I could make you matching glittery spreader bars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will it be on Sky news.?

Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs'

not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!

Na non event then so wont bother.

Haha you didn't even have an invite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I've nothing to offer... I'll get my coat

Cake and cock perfect combination

I could make you matching glittery spreader bars."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though

Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something "

Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be on Sky news.?

Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs'

not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!

Na non event then so wont bother.

Haha you didn't even have an invite

Like i say non event so saved you a stamp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though

Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something

Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine...

Haha grand

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over a year ago

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Looks like I've nothing to offer... I'll get my coat

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Err PP i need you as one of the strippers for the hen nights

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?

I can sing, look after the kids or do both...

Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though

Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something

Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine...

Haha grand

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Boot camp in the outer hebrides for a month sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do your photos. Preparation, reception, evening, wedding night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sasauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to clean your gutters for you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Happy to clean your gutters for you"

Will to wear a mankini?

How is my bridezilla doing?

She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy to clean your gutters for you

Will to wear a mankini?

How is my bridezilla doing?

She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff

All plans are coming along, we have cake, that's enough right?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Happy to clean your gutters for you

Will to wear a mankini?

How is my bridezilla doing?

She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff

All plans are coming along, we have cake, that's enough right?

Cake or 'cake' can I wear a dress?What will you wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to clean your gutters for you

Will to wear a mankini?

How is my bridezilla doing?

She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff

I'll wear it, you might not want to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem.....photographer needed? Actually, I'll answer that in your behalf, a photographer s compulsory in this case. I'll grab my kit bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a flower girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a flower girl

Ooo me too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

Any mention of 'matron' makes Kenneth Williams pop in to my head

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'd like to be a part of it somehow, hen night stripper? Usher? Anything really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

Any mention of 'matron' makes Kenneth Williams pop in to my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

I'll accompany/assist Matron for the day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring the fab band? We'll provide the entertainment for the reception (its been so long since we did that thread I cant remember who was in it or what they play but leave it with me!!)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I would have offered to make your cake. How about I do your flowers or wedding favours?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

Any mention of 'matron' makes Kenneth Williams pop in to my head

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to be a part of it somehow, hen night stripper? Usher? Anything really lol"

You can be the pool boy

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By *ambiandThumperCouple
over a year ago

up near the top

I think I could handle doing the wedding video. In fact I think I'd need to research into it as much as BBC would for a series of Planet Earth!! ????

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"I wish I could be a fly on the wall during the wedding night

I'd rather be their cameraman although the footage maybe a little more than shakey...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"So we've decided to get married and live by the sea. Who coming and who's gonna be our bridesmaids?

Whoever said chatting in the forums was a waste of time lol? All the best to you both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we've decided to get married and live by the sea. Who coming and who's gonna be our bridesmaids?

Can I be the ring bearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me - as a mature lady could i be matron of honour

I'll accompany/assist Matron for the day.....

ive not got the job yet

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