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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Mis-heard song lyrics are one of my favourite giggles... You know... When you're road tripping, everyone's singing along to the radio, and one person sings something different to everyone else...

What song lyrics have you misquoted/heard misquoted??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Marie's "Caio adios I'm done", sounds like "shower the horse I'm done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son used to sing that well known Bee Gees hit 'stabilise'

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bananarama - I'm your penis, I'm your fire you're desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one lyric I don't know who sings it l, like a folky woman, lyric is supposed to be jimmys in the back with a pocket of high.

I heard it in the car with my friend and thought it said jimmys in the back with a packet of ham! It was on just before she turned the engine off to fill up with petrol and we both pissed ourselves laughing, she couldn't stop even when she went in to pay I could still see her laughing through the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'We built this city on sausage roll'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt kiss, fire cum

I don't know what the actual song or lyrics are but that's what I always hear it as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't un-hear Shania Twains's That Don't Impress Me Much.... I can't believe you kiss your cock at night.... If you've not seen the Peter Kay sketch. If you don't giggle, we can't be friends

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

'I look like Casper without the makeup'

Robbie Williams ~ Strong

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My son used to sing that well known Bee Gees hit 'stabilise'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found love in a homeless place"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananarama - I'm your penis, I'm your fire you're desire."
haha!!! Love it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Don't let your son go down on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Derilo - Want To Want Me

Misheard Lyrics:

I got the shits on the floor, nothing on me

Original Lyrics:

I got the sheets on the floor, nothing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'We built this city on sausage roll'"

Hahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't let your son go down on me...

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And 'I left my brains down in Africa' - Toto

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"And 'I left my brains down in Africa' - Toto

I think this is my favourite so far.... looooool

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Look for the bears and sexy bees....

Bear necessities, according to 6 year-olds

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Coming in Cheryl Baker ( Sidewinder sleeps tonight)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me while I climb this cliff.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Son, Owen told me life was gonna beat his way...

The Rembrandts are always getting it wrong...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ooohh I've got a book of these somewhere...now if only I knew where it was...

There's of course the famous Hendrix singing "hold on while I kiss this guy"

On a personal note my Mum once asked why The Police were singing about "Salami" and when told that wasn't it asked why they were singing about "Sue Lawley"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Son, Owen told me life was gonna beat his way...

The Rembrandts are always getting it wrong...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

This gets me every time....

https://youtu.be/AFqyiquFbPk

Ken Liiiiiii... If diboudibou douchooooo....

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Anna Friel in John Prescott's home, Anna Friel.

Madonna - Ray of Light

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hey joe ..where you going with that bun in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey joe ..where you going with that bun in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare him him his life from these pork sausages.

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

'Hold me closer Tony Danza'

One of Elton's early crushes.... Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five seconds of summer song, my kids loved them until I was singing I want to be inside you! Instead of beside you! Cringe moment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"'Hold me closer Tony Danza'

One of Elton's early crushes.... Obvs

Haaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anne Marie's "Caio adios I'm done", sounds like "shower the horse I'm done"

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haha that's funny the hubby thought is was saddle the horse I'm done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt kiss, fire cum

I don't know what the actual song or lyrics are but that's what I always hear it as

"
blow a kiss fire a gun xx

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

'It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not'

It does, Jon Bon Jovi... It does....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt kiss, fire cum

I don't know what the actual song or lyrics are but that's what I always hear it as

blow a kiss fire a gun xx"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6vinrXWxlsv=YqeW9_5kURI

Found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Withers, Wee on me

https://youtu.be/KEXQkrllGbA

I really genuinely thought this was what he was singing when I first heard it too!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bill Withers, Wee on me

https://youtu.be/KEXQkrllGbA

I really genuinely thought this was what he was singing when I first heard it too!

You are obsessed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Jimi Hendrix ~purple haze

"excuse me while I kiss this guy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perry Como's magic moment - it wasn't my thumb I stuck up ya bum it was my finger

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!'"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!'"
you really don't like me having drinks in my mouth lol xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!' you really don't like me having drinks in my mouth lol xx"

Oh your drink..I got carried away with the camera

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

'A year has passed since I broke my nose' - Message in a bottle, The Police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!' you really don't like me having drinks in my mouth lol xx

Oh your drink..I got carried away with the camera

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its fine playd8 only makes me spit them out anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll die in Aberdeeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die

Blue by Eifel 65

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By *otandStickyCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Another turnip boy a fork stuck in a mole"

Opening line to Good Riddance by green day

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!' you really don't like me having drinks in my mouth lol xx

Oh your drink..I got carried away with the camera

its fine playd8 only makes me spit them out anyway xx"

Soz

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove”

Robert Palmer - addicted to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'and Mary's boiled child... Jesus Christ!' you really don't like me having drinks in my mouth lol xx

Oh your drink..I got carried away with the camera

its fine playd8 only makes me spit them out anyway xx

Soz

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

'Robert DeNiro's waitin, talking to Tanya'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister used to sing "I'm a comedian" to Culture Club x

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Now I'm towing my car,

There's a hole in the roof.

My booze session is causing me to piss lots,

but there's no loo...

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

The Paul Young classic "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid there was a boy band called 911. They did a song with a lyric " more than a woman", I used to think they were singing 'bald headed woman'. Lol

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong

Abba - Chiquita

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - the eurythmics

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong

Abba - Chiquita

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - the eurythmics "

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

Beyonce . I'm a single lettuce.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Lets pee in the corner , lets pee in the spotlight glare - R.E.M. Losing my religion

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Pee stick tuba rivers and lakes thatch ewer you stew

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

In New Yooooorrrrrkkkk....

Kumquat jumble cream cheese tomato

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong

Abba - Chiquita

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - the eurythmics "

Who am I to diss a brie?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ohh, dyslexics on fire, Kings of Leon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Coming in Cheryl Baker ( Sidewinder sleeps tonight) "

Come and eat your bacon up !

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"I can't get no sex in Wrexham"

stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a song that had the lyrics " with your I pod stuck on replay" I thought it said " with your eyeballs stuck on your face."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance...I can't sing...the only thing I do is the way I shag xx

Lol I love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im too sexy for my trousers. Too sexy for my trousers. So sexy it hurts!!

Lol next to a profile full of cock pics

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

Keyhole Lady Marmalade

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

This one goes out to the one-eyed dove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the shits on the floor...

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