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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got the all clear from my latest GUM clinic visit

Hope all you guys and girls are testing regularly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yep,gives you peace of mind doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sure does.... still get those butterfly moments whilst waiting though

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick. "

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sure does.... still get those butterfly moments whilst waiting though"

Well yeah we can never be a 100% sure no matter how safe we think we've been. I have had Chlamydia once few tablets cleared it up,I may not have know if I didn't go for tests.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be. "

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Don't need to anymore. You can only catch them once. Like the mumps and Flu.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

How often is it recommended to have a full screen done?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"How often is it recommended to have a full screen done? "

When your take off your underwear and the stench of disease makes your eyes water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia"

You should see a doctor about that

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"How often is it recommended to have a full screen done?

When your take off your underwear and the stench of disease makes your eyes water. "

hahaha your comments are gross but fucking hilarious.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that "

I'm scared they'll amputate

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is where my idea for greetings card messages would come in. The text message is so anticlimactic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that

I'm scared they'll amputate "

Well just give it a wash and spray with febreze and you're good to go.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How often is it recommended to have a full screen done? "

I have regular blood tests and add in HIV to those and then do everything else at the GUM clinic every 3 months, or six if I'm going through one of my many not getting any patches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to another health condition I have blood tests anything from weekly to 4 weekly... ( which they kindly add hiv testing too)

Clinic every 4 to 6 weeks.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

For those of you in London I can't recommend the Dean Street Express highly enough in Soho you pre book your appointment and in and out within 15mins with full results 6 hours later

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For those of you in London I can't recommend the Dean Street Express highly enough in Soho you pre book your appointment and in and out within 15mins with full results 6 hours later "

Perfect for those last minute meets.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"For those of you in London I can't recommend the Dean Street Express highly enough in Soho you pre book your appointment and in and out within 15mins with full results 6 hours later

Perfect for those last minute meets. "

Haha I can imagine turning up and waiting for the text notification x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get tested very regularly. The nurse there is gorgeous but with the amount of times I've seen her for a test, there is no way she'll go out with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get tested very regularly. The nurse there is gorgeous but with the amount of times I've seen her for a test, there is no way she'll go out with me "

Im sure she will come around soon enough because we all know bitches love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why take chances!

I make sure I play safe all the time by using a condom for penetration (except with my GF). I get tested about once a year.....(low rate of willing females!..sigh!)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Just got mine back all clear the other day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you in London I can't recommend the Dean Street Express highly enough in Soho you pre book your appointment and in and out within 15mins with full results 6 hours later "

Nice, will keep in mind

SH:24 home testing kit, need to order kit online early in the day as limited.

A day after receive kit, provide urine and blood sample, blood sample takes time to extract with prick of needle on fingertips.

Free postage and results within 72hrs and all done discreetly and comfort of home.

- Minus needed to prick 3 fingers to fill sample tube

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that

I'm scared they'll amputate

Well just give it a wash and spray with febreze and you're good to go. "

Washing it is too painful, that's why it smells so bad. But at least when it's covered in a condom then no flakes will come off in her. There's a reason clubs invented dark rooms...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that

I'm scared they'll amputate

Well just give it a wash and spray with febreze and you're good to go.

Washing it is too painful, that's why it smells so bad. But at least when it's covered in a condom then no flakes will come off in her. There's a reason clubs invented dark rooms... "

Don't worry about amputation, it'll eventually fall off anyway. Look on it as saving the NHS money.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that

I'm scared they'll amputate

Well just give it a wash and spray with febreze and you're good to go.

Washing it is too painful, that's why it smells so bad. But at least when it's covered in a condom then no flakes will come off in her. There's a reason clubs invented dark rooms...

Don't worry about amputation, it'll eventually fall off anyway. Look on it as saving the NHS money. "

We all have to tighten our belts, fancy a fuck?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Waste of time. I don't need a test to know there's something wrong with green flakes coming off my dick.

Chlamydia often has no symptoms at all. The longer it is left untreated the greater the affects will be.

If you have green flakes coming off your dick then you have bigger problems than chlamydia

You should see a doctor about that

I'm scared they'll amputate

Well just give it a wash and spray with febreze and you're good to go.

Washing it is too painful, that's why it smells so bad. But at least when it's covered in a condom then no flakes will come off in her. There's a reason clubs invented dark rooms...

Don't worry about amputation, it'll eventually fall off anyway. Look on it as saving the NHS money.

We all have to tighten our belts, fancy a fuck? "

did you intend the implied insult

Any way why not. After all distance is no object as you will soon be able to pop your cock in the post.

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