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"For all of you who fancy a giggle this morning, here goes; The funniest thread I joined was one where everyone who said they were "in" got paired up with another member and they each had to give each other a status that they had to post for 1 hour. Anything went, adhering to the normal fab rules. Granted I'm stealing this idea (so thank you to the original poster) but it was so hilarious last time I thought I'd bring it back. I'm in so the first to post is with me and I'll pair everyone else who joins as quickly as I can. Who fancies a giggle?....." yay status shuffle!! I'm most definitely in xx | |||
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"For all of you who fancy a giggle this morning, here goes; The funniest thread I joined was one where everyone who said they were "in" got paired up with another member and they each had to give each other a status that they had to post for 1 hour. Anything went, adhering to the normal fab rules. Granted I'm stealing this idea (so thank you to the original poster) but it was so hilarious last time I thought I'd bring it back. I'm in so the first to post is with me and I'll pair everyone else who joins as quickly as I can. Who fancies a giggle?.....yay status shuffle!! I'm most definitely in xx" Ok Mrs Woody you're with me! | |||
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"Interesting let's start " Just waiting for your partner | |||
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"Interesting let's start Just waiting for your partner " Why not a threesome | |||
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"I'm going to regret this, but I'm in " Ranger and MrAlleyCat. Go | |||
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"Interesting let's start Just waiting for your partner Why not a threesome " won't work with a threesomes needs to be 1-1 lol | |||
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"I'm in x" Just waiting for your new friend | |||
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"My new status is up. So is Mrs Woodys. God help us! " Omg I love these... yours is a cracker ! | |||
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"My new status is up. So is Mrs Woodys. God help us! Omg I love these... yours is a cracker ! " I cringed putting it up! | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' " Ha ha that's hilarious | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' " Pmsl | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Pmsl" I can't pm him he don't accept msg from male. I think I need a new pair | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Pmsl I can't pm him he don't accept msg from male. I think I need a new pair " He's seen it from here. He's getting yours now | |||
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"Ok I'm in " Just waiting for your pair up | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' " Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' " Hahahahahahahah | |||
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"Heather loves sex is paired with fleshpoet. Go " Done I'm just gonna check my age settings x | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' " Fucking asshole | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' Hahahahahah I'm crying! Fucking asshole " | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' Fucking asshole " Sorry, not sorry | |||
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"Updated mine. Any one got reply to ur status?" I've had 12 messages! | |||
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"Updated mine. Any one got reply to ur status?" I can safely say that yours and MrAlleycats status' are making me cry with laughter | |||
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"lol I'm in " Just waiting for your match | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol" Straight to the point, I like it | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol" You two have the same status? It's not about having the same one, you need to give each other something new to write | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol" You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? " Be funny Bread, it's all about the funny | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? " Am thinking of yours now lol | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? Am thinking of yours now lol" Yay! | |||
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"How to decide a winner? I think I will get the trophy. " Lol... mail box full ? | |||
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"Done " Your status is frickin brilliant! | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? Am thinking of yours now lol" Yours is: looking for a Coventry based bear to take my anal virginity. The hairier the bush preferable, I love fuzz giving me a buzz | |||
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"Heather loves sex is paired with fleshpoet. Go Done I'm just gonna check my age settings x " Oh my your status! | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? Am thinking of yours now lol Yours is: looking for a Coventry based bear to take my anal virginity. The hairier the bush preferable, I love fuzz giving me a buzz" How kind.... Yours is: looking for a local leeds lad, my hole is eagerly awaiting his pole... | |||
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"Mines up!" Oh ew and hilarious! | |||
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"Thankfully breadmans isnt too bad lol You are not supposed to copy. I have to make one up for you and vice versa. I was just deciding whether to be cruel or kind??? Am thinking of yours now lol Yours is: looking for a Coventry based bear to take my anal virginity. The hairier the bush preferable, I love fuzz giving me a buzz How kind.... Yours is: looking for a local leeds lad, my hole is eagerly awaiting his pole..." | |||
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"Mines up! Oh ew and hilarious! " I love this game | |||
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"Mines up! Oh ew and hilarious! I love this game " Me too! We now need more people. Come on fabbers!!!! | |||
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"Your status mate ' looking for extra pair of hands to fist my partner, 3pm at my place' Oh, you bugger Right yours is (and forgive me): '...I'm looking for two strong men to take turns fisting me. I'll provide the lube, you provide the oomph, message me...' Hahahahahah I'm crying! Fucking asshole " Omfg loving these today | |||
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"Heather loves sex is paired with fleshpoet. Go Done I'm just gonna check my age settings x Oh my your status! " I am a wordsmith if nothing else | |||
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"Done. Good job I got filters." Pmsl | |||
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"Done. Good job I got filters." Filters are meant to be off | |||
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"Done. Good job I got filters. Filters are meant to be off " Yes get them off boys | |||
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"Mines up! Oh ew and hilarious! I love this game " Ohh the offers we are getting !! | |||
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"I'm in! " I've sent in a message | |||
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"lol I'm in " U haven't got ur status yet. | |||
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"Mines up! Oh ew and hilarious! I love this game Ohh the offers we are getting !! " Did meaty Martin find you as well? | |||
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"Updated mine. Any one got reply to ur status? I can safely say that yours and MrAlleycats status' are making me cry with laughter" Poor boys lol my non fab housemate laughing her head off | |||
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"Sure I'm in, I thought one of the conditions was turning your filters off for that hour too " Yes those are the conditions. Just waiting for your partner in crime | |||
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"I'm in! I've sent in a message " Lol sorry I'm blonde thought we had to send each other one | |||
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"I love status shuffle " Someone got you good | |||
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"Mines up! Oh ew and hilarious! I love this game Ohh the offers we are getting !! Did meaty Martin find you as well?" I've got 17 new men's numbers. Result | |||
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"To make it more interesting removal of filters should be a condition lol" They are a condition. Filters off please everyone | |||
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"I love status shuffle Someone got you good " I might take the red Indian chief up on his offer | |||
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"Sure I'm in, I thought one of the conditions was turning your filters off for that hour too Yes those are the conditions. Just waiting for your partner in crime " Patiently waiting... Also accidentally deleted my original message. Doh! | |||
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"I'm in! I've sent in a message Lol sorry I'm blonde thought we had to send each other one " You do. You message privately who I've paired you with. You give them their new status and vice versa then you both lost them for an hour | |||
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"Heck... my inbox is busy " Thank god looks like no gays around my place. 0 pm. How about rest, if u get funny pm plz share with us. | |||
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"I'm in " Yours is brilliant | |||
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"Mine are off The filters are off too " Oh that's brave! | |||
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"To make it more interesting removal of filters should be a condition lol They are a condition. Filters off please everyone " ooooh ok!! Could be interesting | |||
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"There is a big black man looking at me " Hahahhaha | |||
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"There is a big black man looking at me " I hope he has a big bush for you | |||
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"I love status shuffle Someone got you good I might take the red Indian chief up on his offer " I double dog dare you to | |||
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"I'm in " Just waiting for your partner | |||
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"12 mins left ..." Aaaargh! | |||
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"The Cute One and Sosexmad. Go " Oh goody | |||
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"To make it more interesting removal of filters should be a condition lol They are a condition. Filters off please everyone " Ohh wondered why no pm. Will take off now. | |||
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"Just received this lol "Afternoon, are you looking to explore your bi side? x" " Boom! Go you | |||
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"This is brill I'm in Sarah xx" Can't send you your status because of filters | |||
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"Just received this lol "Afternoon, are you looking to explore your bi side? x" Boom! Go you " | |||
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"Just received this lol "Afternoon, are you looking to explore your bi side? x" " | |||
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"I've sent it Omg ?? " Have fun with that! | |||
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"This is brill I'm in Sarah xx Can't send you your status because of filters " Will take off now xx | |||
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"I don't want random guys in chaps or mankinis on my doorstep " Why? | |||
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"I don't want random guys in chaps or mankinis on my doorstep " Damn, that's what the costume I was going to wear. A mankind and chaps | |||
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"I've had many offers... and suggestions!! "You know that you have to open a lot of oysters to find a pearl. What would I find if I opened your oyster? " " | |||
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"I don't want random guys in chaps or mankinis on my doorstep Damn, that's what the costume I was going to wear. A mankind and chaps " *mankini | |||
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"I don't think either the one I sent or the one I received was quite naughty enough! Must try harder next time " Ya I think the same. 2nd round anyone? | |||
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"I don't think either the one I sent or the one I received was quite naughty enough! Must try harder next time " They're both great | |||
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"Well my inbox is bursting with me apparently lowering my standards " Welcome to the status change ha ha | |||
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"I don't think either the one I sent or the one I received was quite naughty enough! Must try harder next time " I'm wetting myself! Yours is hilarious | |||
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"I don't think either the one I sent or the one I received was quite naughty enough! Must try harder next time I'm wetting myself! Yours is hilarious " Yes it is | |||
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"Done... could be interesting " That is fucking awesome! | |||
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"I don't want random guys in chaps or mankinis on my doorstep Why? " A dirty old man in a long coat on the other hand... | |||
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"Don't no who my partner is " I'll pair you up when someone new joins | |||
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"I don't think either the one I sent or the one I received was quite naughty enough! Must try harder next time I'm wetting myself! Yours is hilarious " Well I don't have a filter for tall men so.... | |||
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"28 mins to go and I have been fortunate not to have received anything yet " Lucky you. My status is now down. I think I'll always pine for it though... | |||
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"28 mins to go and I have been fortunate not to have received anything yet " Same here only profile visits no pm so far. This is more interesting for women than men. | |||
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"28 mins to go and I have been fortunate not to have received anything yet Lucky you. My status is now down. I think I'll always pine for it though..." Red up for bonus round 30 min challenge? I will give u the new stays. U can give me in 10 mins time? | |||
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"28 mins to go and I have been fortunate not to have received anything yet Same here only profile visits no pm so far. This is more interesting for women than men. " Almost disappointed I've not had any PMs if only for the comedy value... am I not good enough? | |||
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"My hours up 56 messages" pair me up red xx | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... " | |||
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"Whos my partner " As above. It's whynotw4lk | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... " I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it | |||
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"28 mins to go and I have been fortunate not to have received anything yet Lucky you. My status is now down. I think I'll always pine for it though... Red up for bonus round 30 min challenge? I will give u the new stays. U can give me in 10 mins time?" I'm up for a bonus 30 minute round but I can't do the pairing up right now. Can you take over please? I'm in | |||
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"Whos my partner As above. It's whynotw4lk" Ive sent my addition | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it " Hahahah I bet you'll be inundated with that status | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it " I'm not surprised, I hope you have them something equally as interesting? | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it I'm not surprised, I hope you have them something equally as interesting?" *gave | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it Hahahah I bet you'll be inundated with that status " It's already happening | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it I'm not surprised, I hope you have them something equally as interesting? *gave" No where near...I need to up my game | |||
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"Oh good god I'm never doing this again... I've got my alarm set on my phone already to change it Hahahah I bet you'll be inundated with that status " who do you want me to pair with? | |||
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