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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What can I do for you madam??

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You can stop calling me madam for a start. Where's my cup of coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tea would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some tea would be lovely "
it's coming right up,anything else I can assist you with madam?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Go to work for me so I can go back to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you pop by and walk the dogs? It's raining. I don't wanna do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can stop calling me madam for a start. Where's my cup of coffee?"
I've left it out on the side with some ginger nuts,I'm just tending to madam sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you pop by and walk the dogs? It's raining. I don't wanna do it. "
of course madam,anything from the shops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bring me a black tea and put my duvet cover back on the duvet please. Somehow I seem to have wrestled it off in the night.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've left it out on the side with some ginger nuts,I'm just tending to madam sir "

I'd find it easier that you were tending to madam if you weren't completely naked except for a bow tie. I was going to ask you to stir my coffee but then I looked down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you bring me a black tea and put my duvet cover back on the duvet please. Somehow I seem to have wrestled it off in the night. "
of course I will change the sheets as well madam,why don't you grab a shower and your bed will be all silky on your return

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

That reminds me... haven't seen kinkybutler around for a while!!

Cup of strong coffee, white, half a spoon of sugar, and an egg n bacon roll please Jeeves TYVM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you bring me a black tea and put my duvet cover back on the duvet please. Somehow I seem to have wrestled it off in the night. of course I will change the sheets as well madam,why don't you grab a shower and your bed will be all silky on your return "

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you wipe my bum please

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Can I please have breakfast in bed? Followed by a long spooning/cudde session. I can't remember the last time I had either of those.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

How important is the breakfast in bed part?

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Well I am getting a bit hungry so I will have to eat at some point but it can wait a bit longer.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I've noticed this butler is a bit flaky, this morning he brought me some tea where the kettle hadn't quite boiled.

He know how to hurt alright

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I've noticed this butler is a bit flaky, this morning he brought me some tea where the kettle hadn't quite boiled.

He know how to hurt alright "

I've been waiting over 30 minutes for my coffee and brekky!! Butler - You're fired!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you let the ladies in good man, I will be 'entertaining' in the jacuzzi this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you wipe my bum please"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

More men should practice as butlers etc for us - I especially like home assistants who are fine to look at and be out and about with. Apply here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go make brekkie for me and kids please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea and a shoulder rub please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cup of tea and a shoulder rub please x "
coming up madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go make brekkie for me and kids please "
I'm your butler not your nanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn now i see this AFTER ive made breakfast -- maybe some supper later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn now i see this AFTER ive made breakfast -- maybe some supper later "
I will serve you later madam

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can you drive for me today please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Today my good man, I need the bed making with fresh, crisp white sheets.

Then to greet my guests with an aperitif or two. We'll be hungry later on and will require energy boosting snacks.

In the morning there'll be brunch to make and a good tidy up. Then I'll need a nap and you can spoon me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you drive for me today please "
yes my dear ladie, I will open the boot for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today my good man, I need the bed making with fresh, crisp white sheets.

Then to greet my guests with an aperitif or two. We'll be hungry later on and will require energy boosting snacks.

In the morning there'll be brunch to make and a good tidy up. Then I'll need a nap and you can spoon me "
im on the case madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go make brekkie for me and kids please I'm your butler not your nanny "

Sure i'll pay you extra in kind later

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Today my good man, I need the bed making with fresh, crisp white sheets.

Then to greet my guests with an aperitif or two. We'll be hungry later on and will require energy boosting snacks.

In the morning there'll be brunch to make and a good tidy up. Then I'll need a nap and you can spoon me im on the case madam "

It's Mademoiselle but thank you good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today my good man, I need the bed making with fresh, crisp white sheets.

Then to greet my guests with an aperitif or two. We'll be hungry later on and will require energy boosting snacks.

In the morning there'll be brunch to make and a good tidy up. Then I'll need a nap and you can spoon me im on the case madam "
oh well in that case your ladie

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