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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage. Yes definitely a massage. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx"

Noooooooooo

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx"

Sure. I did it on someones face once

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A massage. Yes definitely a massage. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Noooooooooo"

Spoil sport

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Some things to be different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Sure. I did it on someones face once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Noooooooooo

Spoil sport

xx"

I'm being practical think of the extra laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be around... fourteen hours into the future.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. "

Bibbety bobbety boo

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some things to be different"

I feel you.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future."

Why? Are you getting sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair.

A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! )

A nap

A lazy fuck fest

And roast dinner

In that order please

Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For it not to be around a million degrees in work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A BJ but I doubt that's going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be around... fourteen hours into the future.

Why? Are you getting sex? "

I'm meeting someone init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing much, would settle for a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future.

Why? Are you getting sex?

I'm meeting someone init

You have a meet? Kept that quiet

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something else to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well someone to reply to my message would be grand but other than that nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nothing much, would settle for a 69"

Aim big, go for a 99. With two Flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be around... fourteen hours into the future.

Why? Are you getting sex?

I'm meeting someone init

You have a meet? Kept that quiet

I'm the most subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work? "

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Well someone to reply to my message would be grand but other than that nothing at all"

Some twat was sulking and turned her notifications off so she wouldn't be staring at her phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

you look damn fine to me x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

I did try and tell you the other day I was confuzzled. I'm sorry I love you, come back in a day or two I might have my shit together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

you look damn fine to me x"

Old pics and not of belly. Lies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

you look damn fine to me x

Old pics and not of belly. Lies!!"

nothing wrong with meat on the bones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party.

Bibbety bobbety boo

Was that like a spell?

Did it not work?

Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you

I did try and tell you the other day I was confuzzled. I'm sorry I love you, come back in a day or two I might have my shit together.

My phone loves you, you know how it keeps dialling you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair.

A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! )

A nap

A lazy fuck fest

And roast dinner

In that order please

Ta x"

Sounds like a great 24 hours

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut"

MacDonalds, MacDonalds

Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please

I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

MacDonalds, MacDonalds

Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

I don't know the next line

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please

I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz"

I seem to be waking up at 4.30am every morning

I have to get up at 5 for work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky snog and a bit of a grope

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

MacDonalds, MacDonalds

Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

I don't know the next line

I don't think that there are any more lines. You just divide the group.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A cheeky snog and a bit of a grope"

Ok...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please

I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz

I seem to be waking up at 4.30am every morning

I have to get up at 5 for work.."

I've just done a little tour, so it's sleep in the day travel by night, but now I got to change the body clock round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair.

A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! )

A nap

A lazy fuck fest

And roast dinner

In that order please

Ta x

Sounds like a great 24 hours

Oh my

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By *cenario-xxxMan
over a year ago

Salford

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Sure. I did it on someones face once

Now we're talkin'!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too cum with not much effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair.

A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! )

A nap

A lazy fuck fest

And roast dinner

In that order please

Ta x

Sounds like a great 24 hours

Oh my

In our dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a bit north of Manchester

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I want to be in Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx"

I knew it was wee really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to not be on my period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody cake that someone promised months ago, you know who you are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for my bloody drink OP!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I want to better at making decisions.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

My very own planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to hold in my arms and to still be there in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles, can't find anyone willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to better at making decisions. "

Are you quite sure you want that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! "

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Chocolate really want chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snuggled in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snuggled in bed "

want to be ---- and with someone

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I don't want much, just a Suzuki RG500 with a spondon frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

I am woman hear me roar ....

.... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle.

Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

I am woman hear me roar ....

.... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle.

Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. "

Overheating fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

I am woman hear me roar ....

.... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle.

Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. "

Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snuggled in bed

want to be ---- and with someone"

That sounds lush please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

I am woman hear me roar ....

.... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle.

Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this.

Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue? "

What like Pritt-stick?

Can it be fixed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to not be on my period

Me too

I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly!

I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb.

Waaaaaah being a woman is hard

I am woman hear me roar ....

.... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle.

Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this.

Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue?

What like Pritt-stick?

Can it be fixed?"

Medical glue, you dud. If it's bad, I'd go see your Dr and see if it needs it!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I want the freedom and capability to do everything that I want without any problem.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to be a bit north of Manchester

Borrow my chopper

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to be in Brighton

I'll send it to you after

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to not be on my period

Bitch mother nature

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My bloody cake that someone promised months ago, you know who you are!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Still waiting for my bloody drink OP!!!"

Woops...here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy woman to deliver her lips to mine.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to better at making decisions. "

Me too. How do we do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be a bit north of Manchester

Borrow my chopper

Thanks. You are a star

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My very own planet. "

Consider it done

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Someone to hold in my arms and to still be there in the morning

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Chocolate really want chocolate

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like a nice slow long morning/afternoon fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland to beat England today - I've wagered a bet with a certain Lady....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"snuggled in bed

want to be ---- and with someone"

Yep, I like snuggles

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't want much, just a Suzuki RG500 with a spondon frame."

Have 2

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich "

What

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A time machine"

Where are you off?

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, but it looks like I shall have to get it myself...ooh the motor cruiser that just went past my window, and a helicopter....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Scotland to beat England today - I've wagered a bet with a certain Lady....

F**k off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage. Yes definitely a massage. Please.

"
come here then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotland to beat England today - I've wagered a bet with a certain Lady....

F**k off

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

What

Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface

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By *aneAndTarzanCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

What

Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface"

I'll let you make me one

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

I want snuggles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

What

Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface

I'll let you make me one

Smooth or crunchy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

Your pussy snores?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I want to be a bit north of Manchester

Why? What happens there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a strong coffee followed by some pineapple ... then work to be over quickly ...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

I want snuggles too "

You can borrow my pussy?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

Your pussy snores?"

It's only a light snuffling when she's fast asleep but she's right next to my head!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

What

Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface

I'll let you make me one

Smooth or crunchy?

Crunchy. Smooth is too weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be a bit north of Manchester

Why? What happens there?

The magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring!

Your pussy snores?

It's only a light snuffling when she's fast asleep but she's right next to my head!

Does it stop snoring when you stroke it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich "

Hmmmmmm...slap that under the grill and I could be interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have some company in bed instead of being alone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

Hmmmmmm...slap that under the grill and I could be interested!

I'll have to try that out

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to love all 32 of my personalities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish.

C'mere Honey, have a Bear hug (((PB)))

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Someone to love all 32 of my personalities. "

how do you manage them? I struggle with 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be in Brighton

I'll send it to you after

Naw, no need to come to Brighton.

I mean it's sunny and all that jazz but the seagulls are vicious today and will rip anyone's hand off for a chip.

Just the other day I saw a child get picked up by a seagull, gulped it down in one go too.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish.

Boobie hugs and cake from us x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish.

Boobie hugs and cake from us x"

I'll visit for that cake on my next tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice morning in bed, having lazy Saturday morning sex before a nice breakfast and a walk somewhere?

Absolutely not happening today but I can dream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A time machine

Where are you off? "

To visit the Morlocks I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A time machine

Where are you off?

To visit the Morlocks I reckon"

I'll drop you off, those things are scary

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A nice morning in bed, having lazy Saturday morning sex before a nice breakfast and a walk somewhere?

Absolutely not happening today but I can dream lol"

Sounds blissful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair.

A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! )

A nap

A lazy fuck fest

And roast dinner

In that order please

Ta x"

So what time shall i come round?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please

It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish.

C'mere Honey, have a Bear hug (((PB)))"

Ooft you squished the air out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to have a pool party and lots of fun today, not much to ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please

It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce

"
Hey that's blasphemy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I would like to have a pool party and lots of fun today, not much to ask lol

Do you have a pool?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please

It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce

Hey that's blasphemy

I know. I'm rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A splendid sexy sensual meet on Monday night

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

A lot of the little things in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but infusion does in Blackpool lol think I will venture out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to stay in bed ALL day and just veg out.

Snack

Sleep

Listen to the radio

But no. My kids are starting World War 3 over unfairly distributed Lego, my bladder is telling me to get up and to top it off, it's raining AND cold.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A blow job would be good right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the weekend off work! No fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The buyers on eBay to hurry up and pay for the items I sold on offer so I can order my new PC parts

Or just sexy naked lady to come bring me breakfast in bed right now be fabulous

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to stay in bed ALL day and just veg out.

Snack

Sleep

Listen to the radio

But no. My kids are starting World War 3 over unfairly distributed Lego, my bladder is telling me to get up and to top it off, it's raining AND cold.

I would like to do this, luckily no arguing here yet.

I've got to attend a bash this afternoon though and I can't drink. Ergh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich

What

Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface

I'll let you make me one

Smooth or crunchy?

Crunchy. Smooth is too weird "

How about Reece's creamy peanut butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady that's up for regular club fun that's not a psycho haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Sure. I did it on someones face once

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lmffao! legend!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted?

PTU xxx

Sure. I did it on someones face once

lmffao! legend!!"

He loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What him who got pissed on or you for pissing on him?

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