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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx" Noooooooooo | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx" Sure. I did it on someones face once | |||
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"A massage. Yes definitely a massage. Please. " | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Noooooooooo" Spoil sport xx | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Sure. I did it on someones face once " Ta x | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Noooooooooo Spoil sport xx" I'm being practical think of the extra laundry | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. " Bibbety bobbety boo | |||
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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future." Why? Are you getting sex? | |||
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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future. Why? Are you getting sex? " I'm meeting someone init | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo " Was that like a spell? | |||
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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future. Why? Are you getting sex? I'm meeting someone init " You have a meet? Kept that quiet | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? " Did it not work? | |||
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"nothing much, would settle for a 69" Aim big, go for a 99. With two Flakes. | |||
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"To be around... fourteen hours into the future. Why? Are you getting sex? I'm meeting someone init You have a meet? Kept that quiet " I'm the most subtle | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? Did it not work? " Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you | |||
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"Well someone to reply to my message would be grand but other than that nothing at all" Some twat was sulking and turned her notifications off so she wouldn't be staring at her phone | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? Did it not work? Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you " I did try and tell you the other day I was confuzzled. I'm sorry I love you, come back in a day or two I might have my shit together. | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? Did it not work? Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you you look damn fine to me x" Old pics and not of belly. Lies!! | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? Did it not work? Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you you look damn fine to me x Old pics and not of belly. Lies!!" nothing wrong with meat on the bones x | |||
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"To lose weight. Before the Secret Tea Party. Bibbety bobbety boo Was that like a spell? Did it not work? Nah. I think I got fatter. F*ck you I did try and tell you the other day I was confuzzled. I'm sorry I love you, come back in a day or two I might have my shit together. " My phone loves you, you know how it keeps dialling you. | |||
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"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair. A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! ) A nap A lazy fuck fest And roast dinner In that order please Ta x" Sounds like a great 24 hours x | |||
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"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut" MacDonalds, MacDonalds Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut | |||
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"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please " I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz | |||
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"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut MacDonalds, MacDonalds Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut " I don't know the next line | |||
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"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz" I seem to be waking up at 4.30am every morning I have to get up at 5 for work.. | |||
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"A pizza hut a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut MacDonalds, MacDonalds Kentuck Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut I don't know the next line " I don't think that there are any more lines. You just divide the group. | |||
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"A cheeky snog and a bit of a grope" Ok...xx | |||
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"I'd like a solid 8-10 hours' sleep, please I was just going to put I. Red my bed, been up since yesterday afternoon but not wanting to go bed too earlier or I'd be up in the middle of the night....nearly time though Zzzzzz I seem to be waking up at 4.30am every morning I have to get up at 5 for work.." I've just done a little tour, so it's sleep in the day travel by night, but now I got to change the body clock round | |||
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"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair. A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! ) A nap A lazy fuck fest And roast dinner In that order please Ta x Sounds like a great 24 hours x" Oh my | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Sure. I did it on someones face once " Now we're talkin'!!! | |||
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"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair. A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! ) A nap A lazy fuck fest And roast dinner In that order please Ta x Sounds like a great 24 hours x Oh my " In our dreams xx | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx" I knew it was wee really | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too " I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! | |||
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"I want to better at making decisions. " Are you quite sure you want that? | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! " I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. " Waaaaaah being a woman is hard | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. Waaaaaah being a woman is hard " I am woman hear me roar .... .... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle. Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. Waaaaaah being a woman is hard I am woman hear me roar .... .... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle. Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. " Overheating fs | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. Waaaaaah being a woman is hard I am woman hear me roar .... .... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle. Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. " Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue? | |||
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"snuggled in bed want to be ---- and with someone" That sounds lush please | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. Waaaaaah being a woman is hard I am woman hear me roar .... .... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle. Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue? " What like Pritt-stick? Can it be fixed? | |||
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"I want to not be on my period Me too I feel like my pelvis has been kicked repeatedly! I said yesterday that I felt I was getting punched in the womb. Waaaaaah being a woman is hard I am woman hear me roar .... .... with pain, emotions and because I'm overhearing and can't settle. Also accidentally ripped my earring out today and am half a cm from having ripped the piercing hole fully through my earlobe. I'm so saddened by this. Oh flippin' heck! How'd you do that? Does it need glue? What like Pritt-stick? Can it be fixed?" Medical glue, you dud. If it's bad, I'd go see your Dr and see if it needs it! | |||
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"I want to be a bit north of Manchester " Borrow my chopper | |||
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"I want to be in Brighton " I'll send it to you after | |||
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"I want to not be on my period " Bitch mother nature | |||
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"My bloody cake that someone promised months ago, you know who you are!! " | |||
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"Still waiting for my bloody drink OP!!!" Woops...here you go | |||
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"I want to better at making decisions. " Me too. How do we do it? | |||
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"I want to be a bit north of Manchester Borrow my chopper " Thanks. You are a star | |||
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"My very own planet. " Consider it done | |||
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"Someone to hold in my arms and to still be there in the morning " | |||
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"Chocolate really want chocolate " Always | |||
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"snuggled in bed want to be ---- and with someone" Yep, I like snuggles | |||
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"I don't want much, just a Suzuki RG500 with a spondon frame." Have 2 | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich " What | |||
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"A time machine" Where are you off? | |||
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"Scotland to beat England today - I've wagered a bet with a certain Lady.... " F**k off | |||
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"A massage. Yes definitely a massage. Please. " come here then. | |||
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"Scotland to beat England today - I've wagered a bet with a certain Lady.... F**k off " Nope! | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich What " Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich What Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface" I'll let you make me one | |||
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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring! " I want snuggles too | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich What Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface I'll let you make me one " Smooth or crunchy? | |||
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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring! " Your pussy snores? | |||
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"I want to be a bit north of Manchester " Why? What happens there? | |||
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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring! I want snuggles too " You can borrow my pussy? | |||
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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring! Your pussy snores?" It's only a light snuffling when she's fast asleep but she's right next to my head! | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich What Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface I'll let you make me one Smooth or crunchy? " Crunchy. Smooth is too weird | |||
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"I want to be a bit north of Manchester Why? What happens there? " The magic | |||
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"I want to be in bed with Mr.O getting snuggles instead of in my own bed listening to the cat snoring! Your pussy snores? It's only a light snuffling when she's fast asleep but she's right next to my head! " Does it stop snoring when you stroke it? | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich " Hmmmmmm...slap that under the grill and I could be interested! | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich Hmmmmmm...slap that under the grill and I could be interested! " I'll have to try that out | |||
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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish. " C'mere Honey, have a Bear hug (((PB))) | |||
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"Someone to love all 32 of my personalities. " how do you manage them? I struggle with 2 | |||
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"I want to be in Brighton I'll send it to you after " Naw, no need to come to Brighton. I mean it's sunny and all that jazz but the seagulls are vicious today and will rip anyone's hand off for a chip. Just the other day I saw a child get picked up by a seagull, gulped it down in one go too. | |||
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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish. " Boobie hugs and cake from us x | |||
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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish. Boobie hugs and cake from us x" I'll visit for that cake on my next tour | |||
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"A time machine Where are you off? " To visit the Morlocks I reckon | |||
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"A time machine Where are you off? To visit the Morlocks I reckon" I'll drop you off, those things are scary | |||
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"A nice morning in bed, having lazy Saturday morning sex before a nice breakfast and a walk somewhere? Absolutely not happening today but I can dream lol" Sounds blissful. | |||
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"Someone to come and shower me and wash my hair. A massage ( with a happy ending obvs! ) A nap A lazy fuck fest And roast dinner In that order please Ta x" So what time shall i come round? | |||
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"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please " It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce | |||
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"Right now a cuddle would be nice, I feel rubbish. C'mere Honey, have a Bear hug (((PB)))" Ooft you squished the air out of me | |||
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"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce " Hey that's blasphemy | |||
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"I would like to have a pool party and lots of fun today, not much to ask lol " Do you have a pool? | |||
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"A Bacon & Mushroom Bap with H.P Brown sauce please It was perfect until you mentioned dirty sauce Hey that's blasphemy " I know. I'm rotten | |||
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"I'd like to stay in bed ALL day and just veg out. Snack Sleep Listen to the radio But no. My kids are starting World War 3 over unfairly distributed Lego, my bladder is telling me to get up and to top it off, it's raining AND cold. " I would like to do this, luckily no arguing here yet. I've got to attend a bash this afternoon though and I can't drink. Ergh | |||
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"Cheese and peanut butter sandwich What Don't knock it till you've tried it dollface I'll let you make me one Smooth or crunchy? Crunchy. Smooth is too weird " How about Reece's creamy peanut butter? | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Sure. I did it on someones face once " lmffao! legend!! | |||
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"A wee but I CBA gettin outta bed. Can I piss myself n claim I squirted? PTU xxx Sure. I did it on someones face once lmffao! legend!!" He loved it | |||
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