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"Not in a drinking mood right now but I'm more than happy to tend the bar for you ![]() Oh that would be grand, I can saunter around and great my patrons ![]() | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila?" Just the one? ![]() | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila?" Aye. Line them up | |||
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"just a lime and soda for me please... alcohol and painkillers don't mix very well ![]() Oh no chikadee whats up? | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila? Just the one? ![]() Tequila doesn't stop until the bottle is empty | |||
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"Something strong and fruity please ![]() Do you want to try my new gin? | |||
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"A tot of rum for my bad chest please " Of course. Take a seat on my comfy sofa | |||
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"Something strong and fruity please ![]() Ooh sounds good. Make it a double, I'm in need! | |||
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps" What flavour you after? | |||
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps What flavour you after?" Prawn cocktail. Ta luv! | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please" Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight? ![]() "Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " And what type would you like? ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please ![]() Did you get caught in the rain? | |||
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"Rose and a beer." Perfect. I'll get the boy on it | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight? ![]() ![]() Twinings English Breakfast please. ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. | |||
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"Hello Miss Honey. Please may I have a gin with ice? ![]() Yes darling | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() I don't know what that is. | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. " ![]() | |||
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"Am I allowed in with shorts and tee shirt Honey? " take them off - sit by me | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() I'm saving it up for Autumn | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner." How about an affogato?? ![]() | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner. How about an affogato?? ![]() Bless you! ![]() | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner." Also zonked. Could be early doors | |||
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"Can I just get some elderflower presse? Not in the mood for drinking." Sure ![]() | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner. How about an affogato?? ![]() ![]() They are that - a sugar, caffeine and fat hit all in one lol! | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. ![]() Did my boy slave forget you? He's gone. Have your whiskey on the house | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() I just never flirt ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() I have a delightful teapot. Come sit down, I'll brew up | |||
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"Am I allowed in with shorts and tee shirt Honey? take them off - sit by me" How kind; hope you don't mind me in my boxers then! Is it table service? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... ![]() | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. ![]() I think it's because I didn't say please ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() ![]() I think you do, and often ![]() | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. ![]() Know what you mean, must be an American sports bar!!!! | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. ![]() ![]() I'm an awful host this evening. Sorry to anyone I forgot, can't get the staff. I shall get myself back behind the bar now | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() ![]() Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case. | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() ![]() ![]() Pfft, I get accused of that all the time. | |||
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"Ok ok it's the licensing authority . I'd like to see your license ![]() Can I flash my tits instead? | |||
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"May I please have a latte caramel. Not feeling the alcohol but certainly a Costa ![]() My favourite drink ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() ![]() You're such a puritan! | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A conservatory? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? ![]() ![]() ![]() Philistine. | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. ![]() ![]() Yes please, I'm dying for that glass of wine. X | |||
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"Oh can I pull up a stool and just sit a while with a drink please ![]() Sure you can | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red ![]() you rebel (pours large) ![]() | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red ![]() *warning: drink may be spilled* ![]() | |||
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"Oh can I pull up a stool and just sit a while with a drink please ![]() | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red ![]() ![]() Oh dear oh dear ![]() | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red ![]() ![]() This it true ![]() | |||
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"*passes around drinks to all those missed* Free snacks for all. Sorry ![]() Thanks, salted nuts ? ![]() | |||
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"*passes around drinks to all those missed* Free snacks for all. Sorry ![]() ![]() Only if they are clean ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm getting bang on it. Jaeger bombs for all ![]() Yes!! | |||
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"Lemonade lime.no drink as don't mix well with tablets" ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() No it won't. Well you won't remember it. ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() Work on a Saturday ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() ![]() Ah, the embrace of blessed oblivion! ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() ![]() Oooh please M'lady ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't have measures here, the glass just gets filled. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ice water please, with fresh squeezed lime juice ![]() Hello you ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() I have to work Saturday and Sunday ![]() | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? ![]() ![]() What the hell?! | |||
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention* Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet... ![]() ![]() You have come to the right place ![]() | |||
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention* Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet... ![]() ![]() ![]() Pull up a seat each you two, you've been running around far too much while I've been gone Honey. | |||
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