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"Not in a drinking mood right now but I'm more than happy to tend the bar for you " Oh that would be grand, I can saunter around and great my patrons | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila?" Just the one? | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila?" Aye. Line them up | |||
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"just a lime and soda for me please... alcohol and painkillers don't mix very well " Oh no chikadee whats up? | |||
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"I'm already one cider in to Friday. Tequila? Just the one? " Tequila doesn't stop until the bottle is empty | |||
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"Something strong and fruity please " Do you want to try my new gin? | |||
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"A tot of rum for my bad chest please " Of course. Take a seat on my comfy sofa | |||
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"Something strong and fruity please Do you want to try my new gin?" Ooh sounds good. Make it a double, I'm in need! | |||
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps" What flavour you after? | |||
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"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps What flavour you after?" Prawn cocktail. Ta luv! | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please" Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight? "Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " And what type would you like? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please " Did you get caught in the rain? | |||
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"Rose and a beer." Perfect. I'll get the boy on it | |||
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight? Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. And what type would you like? " Twinings English Breakfast please. | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. " I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. | |||
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"Hello Miss Honey. Please may I have a gin with ice? " Yes darling | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? " I don't know what that is. | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. " | |||
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"Am I allowed in with shorts and tee shirt Honey? " take them off - sit by me | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. " I'm saving it up for Autumn | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is." It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner." How about an affogato?? | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner. How about an affogato?? " Bless you! Actually, that sounds proper lush. | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner." Also zonked. Could be early doors | |||
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"Can I just get some elderflower presse? Not in the mood for drinking." Sure | |||
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner. How about an affogato?? Bless you! Actually, that sounds proper lush." They are that - a sugar, caffeine and fat hit all in one lol! | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! " Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. " Did my boy slave forget you? He's gone. Have your whiskey on the house | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. I'm saving it up for Autumn " I just never flirt | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain." I have a delightful teapot. Come sit down, I'll brew up | |||
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"Am I allowed in with shorts and tee shirt Honey? take them off - sit by me" How kind; hope you don't mind me in my boxers then! Is it table service? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain." Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. " I think it's because I didn't say please Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. I'm saving it up for Autumn I just never flirt " I think you do, and often | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. " Know what you mean, must be an American sports bar!!!! | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. I think it's because I didn't say please Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)?" I'm an awful host this evening. Sorry to anyone I forgot, can't get the staff. I shall get myself back behind the bar now | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... " Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case. | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. I'm saving it up for Autumn I just never flirt I think you do, and often " Pfft, I get accused of that all the time. | |||
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"Ok ok it's the licensing authority . I'd like to see your license " Can I flash my tits instead? | |||
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"May I please have a latte caramel. Not feeling the alcohol but certainly a Costa " My favourite drink | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. I'm saving it up for Autumn I just never flirt I think you do, and often Pfft, I get accused of that all the time." ah well. Remember your surroundings | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case." You're such a puritan! | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. I'm saving it up for Autumn I just never flirt I think you do, and often Pfft, I get accused of that all the time. ah well. Remember your surroundings " A conservatory? | |||
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that. Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool?? I don't know what that is. It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! Well, I can't really drink. And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case. You're such a puritan! " Philistine. | |||
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"Terrible service here. Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. I think it's because I didn't say please Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)? I'm an awful host this evening. Sorry to anyone I forgot, can't get the staff. I shall get myself back behind the bar now" Yes please, I'm dying for that glass of wine. X | |||
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"Oh can I pull up a stool and just sit a while with a drink please " Sure you can | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red " you rebel (pours large) | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red " *warning: drink may be spilled* | |||
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"Oh can I pull up a stool and just sit a while with a drink please " | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red you rebel (pours large) " Oh dear oh dear | |||
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"Oh goodness on then I'll have a small glass of Red *warning: drink may be spilled* " This it true | |||
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"*passes around drinks to all those missed* Free snacks for all. Sorry " Thanks, salted nuts ? | |||
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"*passes around drinks to all those missed* Free snacks for all. Sorry Thanks, salted nuts ? " Only if they are clean | |||
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"I'm getting bang on it. Jaeger bombs for all " Yes!! | |||
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"Lemonade lime.no drink as don't mix well with tablets" | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? " No it won't. Well you won't remember it. | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? " Work on a Saturday Have another drink, large? | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? No it won't. Well you won't remember it. " Ah, the embrace of blessed oblivion! | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? Work on a Saturday Have another drink, large? " Oooh please M'lady | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? No it won't. Well you won't remember it. Ah, the embrace of blessed oblivion! " | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? Work on a Saturday Have another drink, large? Oooh please M'lady " I don't have measures here, the glass just gets filled. Come sit at the bar | |||
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"Ice water please, with fresh squeezed lime juice " Hello you | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? " I have to work Saturday and Sunday | |||
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It? I have to work Saturday and Sunday " What the hell?! | |||
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention* Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet... " You have come to the right place | |||
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention* Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet... You have come to the right place " Pull up a seat each you two, you've been running around far too much while I've been gone Honey. | |||
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