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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a pretty weird conversation about mince today

Id like to know the weirdest thing you've used to masturbate with or incorporated into sex?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Electric toothbrush, but was using it on someone else!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky Bar Yogurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Electric toothbrush, but was using it on someone else!

Been there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Milky Bar Yogurt

That sounds so wrong, on every level. Why would there be a yoghurt with Milky Bar in it? If you came, did it all look the same?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

That sounds so wrong, on every level. Why would there be a yoghurt with Milky Bar in it? If you came, did it all look the same?

Eeeeeeewwwwww!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.

Waterwing/armband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impulse body spray can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Well now I feel boring. I haven't used anything weird really. I guess the weirdest thing was dipping strawberries into a womans wet pussy before eating them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Impulse body spray can

Mum roll on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well now I feel boring. I haven't used anything weird really. I guess the weirdest thing was dipping strawberries into a womans wet pussy before eating them."

Wanna use me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric toothbrush. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?"

Erm.....friction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Electric toothbrush. X "

Fast but noisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

That sounds so wrong, on every level. Why would there be a yoghurt with Milky Bar in it? If you came, did it all look the same?

I know it was a little weird! She wanted it licked off her and then fed to her. And yeah, now you mention it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impulse body spray can

Mum roll on

Too small???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Impulse body spray can

Mum roll on

Too small??? "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?"

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.

You never told us if it made you cum though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

Uh huh

Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me? "

Right that's desert sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

Reminds me of the old Catholic school joke.. ''House rule - Lights out by 8, Candles out by 9!''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

Reminds me of the old Catholic school joke.. ''House rule - Lights out by 8, Candles out by 9!''"

I said I was old school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?"

For nibbling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people are weird

What happened to vanilla sensual kissy touchy sex

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

Uh huh

Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol"
I still do that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling? "

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound

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k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never told us if it made you cum though! "

It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You people are weird

What happened to vanilla sensual kissy touchy sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

Uh huh

Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol I still do that now

It wiles away a Sunday morning lie in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling?

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!"

Agreed Mr Bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound

k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You never told us if it made you cum though!

It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x"

Gonna do it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never told us if it made you cum though!

It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x

Gonna do it again?

Probably not, that was in the name of science, too much hassle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

The best thing I made as a wank aide/fuck aide was a rubber glove, tape, thick foam and some oil.

Use a piece of foam big enough to take the length and width of your cock.

Roll it and tape the foam so it makes a tube.

Turn rubber glove inside out and insert it into the hole in the foam and turn top of glove over the foam.

Pour oil into the hole in the foam and then slide your cock in.

You can put it under your mattress and fuck it or just hold it and rub it up and down your shaft.

I like to hold it as when it warms up if feels like a really good blowjob and it doesn't take too long to cum either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairbrush & A Tootbbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story "

Haha! Mars bar-then he ate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best thing I made as a wank aide/fuck aide was a rubber glove, tape, thick foam and some oil.

Use a piece of foam big enough to take the length and width of your cock.

Roll it and tape the foam so it makes a tube.

Turn rubber glove inside out and insert it into the hole in the foam and turn top of glove over the foam.

Pour oil into the hole in the foam and then slide your cock in.

You can put it under your mattress and fuck it or just hold it and rub it up and down your shaft.

I like to hold it as when it warms up if feels like a really good blowjob and it doesn't take too long to cum either!"

Very resourceful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hairbrush & A Tootbbrush

I think I lost my virginity to a hairbrush. Does it count?

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Hairbrush & A Tootbbrush

I think I lost my virginity to a hairbrush. Does it count?

Yes, I think it does lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands"

I bet it feels much better!

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands

I bet it feels much better! "

To be honest it feels great. You can change the pressure around your cock by your hands and the lads will know this one, you get that build up like with a real blowjob and because there is contact all around the head it feels like being in a warm mouth.

Everyone should try making one and then tell us in the forum how it feels.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird."

Try it!

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Try it, what have you got to loose and I know that you will like it

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird.

Try it!

What you suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Crowley, try making what I made and then tell us how it felt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird.

Try it!

What you suggest

Try loveable's idea!! We need a review!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Cute and cageable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute

That's just yours sweetie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute

That's just yours sweetie x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute

that is true. But only special people get to see mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The fast jet of the shower

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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Yes, get them made men and send in a review!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling?

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!

Agreed Mr Bear "

What's for main course then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fast jet of the shower

Haha sometimes I don't even mean to go it, I just realise its happening

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A horse and saddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling?

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!

Agreed Mr Bear

What's for main course then?"

Can I have you? Please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horse and saddle

Haha!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The fast jet of the shower

Haha sometimes I don't even mean to go it, I just realise its happening

I know

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird.

Try it!

What you suggest

Try loveable's idea!! We need a review! "

Come over and help with the review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've used nothing weird.

And yet, that feels weird.

Try it!

What you suggest

Try loveable's idea!! We need a review!

Come over and help with the review

Haha ill build it, I like arts and crafts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!"

You sure?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!"

Eejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story

Haha! Mars bar-then he ate it

No .. I ate it ... I was alone ... the one few rare occasions I had a Red happy time ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story

Haha! Mars bar-then he ate it

No .. I ate it ... I was alone ... the one few rare occasions I had a Red happy time ..."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes, get them made men and send in a review!!!!"

Did you name it the Loveable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior lefty. Because I'm a sexual freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling?

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!

Agreed Mr Bear

What's for main course then?

Can I have you? Please?"

On your kitchen table with yoghurt? Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swimming armband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fast jet of the shower

It's been a while........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Senior lefty. Because I'm a sexual freak

Did you sit on it first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky Bar Yogurt

I prefer rolo

Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?

I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?

Right that's desert sorted

What's for starter?

Canapés?

For nibbling?

Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!

Agreed Mr Bear

What's for main course then?

Can I have you? Please?

On your kitchen table with yoghurt? Uh huh

*licks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A swimming armband"

Lubed?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The fast jet of the shower

It's been a while........ "

Get it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Senior lefty. Because I'm a sexual freak

Did you sit on it first?"

Yea, I call it "The Stranger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A swimming armband

Lubed?"

Obvs

And over inflated, nice and tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait does the object have to touch my penis for it to count? Because if not then I used google cardboard VR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Senior lefty. Because I'm a sexual freak

Did you sit on it first?

Yea, I call it "The Stranger""

Stranger Danger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A swimming armband

Lubed?

Obvs

And over inflated, nice and tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait does the object have to touch my penis for it to count? Because if not then I used google cardboard VR

Haha, that rollercoaster does get really exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

I still do

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used sometimes use a pillow

How does that work?!?

Erm.....friction

Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?

Uh huh

Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol"

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait does the object have to touch my penis for it to count? Because if not then I used google cardboard VR

Haha, that rollercoaster does get really exciting! "

No roller coaster, not for a million pounds, never again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

Courtney, you know when (usually) men refer to it as a gaping axe wound...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

Courtney, you know when (usually) men refer to it as a gaping axe wound...?

I know. I take it very personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairbrush & A Tootbbrush

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

I've used something I shouldn't have,I should be struck down with lightning

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over a year ago

"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e

But....why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever ejaculation I fucked a pillow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've used something I shouldn't have,I should be struck down with lightning "

Tell all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Cute and cageable

First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage

I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was

I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e

But....why?

I didn't ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first ever ejaculation I fucked a pillow"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel weird for not using anything weird

My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils

Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Cute and cageable

First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage

I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Nothing really weird but I did have a wank with a pair of latex gloves on once and I used my left hand just to give it a different feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Cute and cageable

First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage

I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it? "

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I ate Ben and Jerry's ice cream off someone's cock once if that counts? Peanut butter cup too, which is my current favourite. He knows me well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing really weird but I did have a wank with a pair of latex gloves on once and I used my left hand just to give it a different feel

Was it good?

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over a year ago

"Youre cute

Awwww. There's that word again

Cute and cageable

First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage

I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?"

You sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate Ben and Jerry's ice cream off someone's cock once if that counts? Peanut butter cup too, which is my current favourite. He knows me well.

I like his forward planning!

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over a year ago

"...

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?

You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Nothing really weird but I did have a wank with a pair of latex gloves on once and I used my left hand just to give it a different feel

Was it good? "

It couldn't of been that good as I only done it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!

You sure?

I could be persuaded

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!

You sure?

I could be persuaded

The marrying bit or the letting a woman do it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hot tub jet

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"I've used something I shouldn't have,I should be struck down with lightning

Tell all

Jesus smiled

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over a year ago

"...

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?

You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

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over a year ago

"A woman did it for me once

I ended up marrying her

Won't be letting that happen again!

You sure?

I could be persuaded

How you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot tub jet

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not used anything weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not used anything weird.

You also lie I reckon!

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over a year ago

"...

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?

You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me

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over a year ago

"...

But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?

But it could be the last thing I do

Can't I just admire it from a distance?

You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me

I will yes but you'll enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a natural sponge that's had a bar of soap left on it it gone all gooey

lathered up and wrapped around your cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a natural sponge that's had a bar of soap left on it it gone all gooey

lathered up and wrapped around your cock

Did you prepare it that way or did temptation get the better of you?

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over a year ago

"...You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me

I will yes but you'll enjoy it

Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...

You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Personally nothing all that out of the ordinary. I'm boring!

However my friend once told me about a girl she met who wanted to use angel delight and a hairbrush. . ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not used anything weird.

You also lie I reckon!

I really haven't.

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over a year ago

"...You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me

I will yes but you'll enjoy it

Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...

You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it

I'll look forward to the pm

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over a year ago

"Personally nothing all that out of the ordinary. I'm boring!

However my friend once told me about a girl she met who wanted to use angel delight and a hairbrush. . ..

Hhhhmmmm!...

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Impulse body spray can

Mum roll on

Did she not notice it was missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impulse body spray can

Mum roll on

Too small??? "

Nothing wrong with a small mum.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Extra long Twix on the lady, then ,post her climax, ate the twix Lady and the Tramp spaghetti style followed by licking the chocolate from her now very sticky pussy.

On me, a long jar of hot dogs with the brine poured away, a couple of hot dogs removed and some virgin olive oil smothering erect cock and shaken in jar so the remaining dogs are covered.

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands

I bet it feels much better!

Everyone should try making one and then tell us in the forum how it feels."
saw how to make this on blue peter 1970.vallerie singleton did it for john noaks.sadly shep ate it on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used an ice filled condom to use on a lady once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used any artificial aids at all but I know of a man who got arrested shagging an uncooked rolled pork joint whilst in some bushes late at night watching a girls dormitory.

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over a year ago

"a natural sponge that's had a bar of soap left on it it gone all gooey

lathered up and wrapped around your cock

Did you prepare it that way or did temptation get the better of you? "

Didn't prepare it ! for goodness sake

well at least the first time I didnt

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

pillow obviously- still good...

sometimes a penis if I get carried away...

oh and ones had a pic challenge to a bottle of shampoo... not the shampoo mind you only the bottle

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over a year ago

"...You sure?

..I....think so

There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up

Hhhhhmmmmm

Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me

I will yes but you'll enjoy it

Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...

You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it

I'll look forward to the pm

Haha, you'll be waiting a long time...about 6 months till I get past your filters

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over a year ago

"pillow obviously- still good...

sometimes a penis if I get carried away...

oh and ones had a pic challenge to a bottle of shampoo... not the shampoo mind you only the bottle

That makes your head and shoulders above the rest

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"pillow obviously- still good...

sometimes a penis if I get carried away...

oh and ones had a pic challenge to a bottle of shampoo... not the shampoo mind you only the bottle

That makes your head and shoulders above the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a pretty weird conversation about mince today

Id like to know the weirdest thing you've used to masturbate with or incorporated into sex? "

Banana skin. Lol

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By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?

I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.

The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound

k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch 9 /half weeks old school film kitchen scene is stunningly horny ( would nt like to come down to that kitchen next morning tho )

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By *hropSpiceMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"A horse and saddle

and can I ask, did you cum?

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

E45 cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber

Vaseline

Pack of condoms

Wow I got some strange looks at the Asda checkout

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

bottle of shampoo for a photo challenge...

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Used butter as lube before now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chuppa lollipop. The guy came just from watching me lol

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"A chuppa lollipop. The guy came just from watching me lol"
a girl done that for me and I nearly done the same. Glad I didn't tho as after I'd licked that strawberry pussy clean I had the best sex in ages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Miele Vacuum Cleaner

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