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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having major discussions with the girls for alternative names for the vagina - your input guys & girls

I keep being put on the naughty step for using rude ones! Meh!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Foof!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Quim.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Minge

Gaping Axe Wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussycat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quim.

Yeah heels just said this one - I've never heard of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say girls do you mean your kids or your friends. Obviously the names I would give to a vag differ for both audiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim.

Yeah heels just said this one - I've never heard of that

that's surprising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quim.

Yeah heels just said this one - I've never heard of that

that's surprising

Yeah, she gave me a very funny look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna tunnel...not my words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yoni

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuna tunnel...not my words

Urg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr "

Ok....if your still on it will I see you there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch or for its full title snatchalopogus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr

Ok....if your still on it will I see you there??

Haha I'm being even naughtier & not going on it - I'm on the sofa drinking gin cause I'm a bad ass like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snatch or for its full title snatchalopogus

Again - what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/17 22:10:37]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fanny "

Ahhh naughty step for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr

Ok....if your still on it will I see you there??

Haha I'm being even naughtier & not going on it - I'm on the sofa drinking gin cause I'm a bad ass like that

I was only going cos I thought you was there...fuck it then I'm off to have a wrestle haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr

Ok....if your still on it will I see you there??

Haha I'm being even naughtier & not going on it - I'm on the sofa drinking gin cause I'm a bad ass like that

I was only going cos I thought you was there...fuck it then I'm off to have a wrestle haha

Haha start a rebellion

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Calvin Klein, kinda. North Carolina...

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Fanny "

Aka a Jack n Danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gavina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

Well I though I'd go straight in with the obvious, let me know when I can get off said naughty step

30 mins is your punishment Mr

Ok....if your still on it will I see you there??

Haha I'm being even naughtier & not going on it - I'm on the sofa drinking gin cause I'm a bad ass like that

I was only going cos I thought you was there...fuck it then I'm off to have a wrestle haha

Haha start a rebellion

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gavina

A what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoni

What

Thats what they call it in the Kama Sutra

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Supper, on a good night anyway.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gavina

A what

Gavina is an anagram for vagina, everybody knows that

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Fanny "

Fanny is one of my favourite words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La chucha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yoni

What

Thats what they call it in the Kama Sutra

Never read it

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By *wo-GoodCouple
over a year ago

South London

Minnie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway"

She never said she got a ban for it

She could have been put in a naughty step by a friend of hers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway"

I'm taking about the naughty step in our private girl thread on whatsapp!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Chuff

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Growler

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Twat

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

I'm taking about the naughty step in our private girl thread on whatsapp! "

Ok no problem and how odd

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Slit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

She never said she got a ban for it

She could have been put in a naughty step by a friend of hers."

Thanks you xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Muff

Clunge

Fanj

Moo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slit"

Urg

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

She never said she got a ban for it

She could have been put in a naughty step by a friend of hers."

She has explained all by herself

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

At the moment I'm so horny I'm thinking of renaming it hungry hippo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

She never said she got a ban for it

She could have been put in a naughty step by a friend of hers.

She has explained all by herself

But I'm applying for a white knighthood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gavina

A what

Gavina is an anagram for vagina, everybody knows that

Not me - I must be one of the more innocent ones on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the moment I'm so horny I'm thinking of renaming it hungry hippo!"

Ohhhhh love it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Slot

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Cunt

I got put on the naughty step for that one - now it's your turn

You have never had a ban on the forum for saying cunt.

Please don't discuss any ban on here anyway

She never said she got a ban for it

She could have been put in a naughty step by a friend of hers.

She has explained all by herself

But I'm applying for a white knighthood

So I see

I think you have a chance of getting it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

thruppenny bit.... no idea where that came from, I remember my mum saying it years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flower.

Divot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment I'm so horny I'm thinking of renaming it hungry hippo!"

oh now then - theres a certain film that flashed through my mind then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who calls hers "giggily puff" which I think is hilarious! It's just the way she says it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flower.

Divot.

Ah I said flower but that's apparently a word for "virginity" which I think is unheard of on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a friend who calls hers "giggily puff" which I think is hilarious! It's just the way she says it

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who I'm with. I love the word "Cunt", if I'm in laddish company I might use "Gash"

I normally just use "Pussy" but it's far too overused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends who I'm with. I love the word "Cunt", if I'm in laddish company I might use "Gash"

I normally just use "Pussy" but it's far too overused "

Gash - omg awful haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy

Fudge

Fanny

Foofy

Noony

Snatch

Gash

Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudge was supposed to say Fadge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thruppenny bit.... no idea where that came from, I remember my mum saying it years ago!"

I thought that was cockney rhyming slang for a pair of tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a Fandango. That is the law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends who I'm with. I love the word "Cunt", if I'm in laddish company I might use "Gash"

I normally just use "Pussy" but it's far too overused

Gash - omg awful haha

Gash is amazing, love saying it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"thruppenny bit.... no idea where that came from, I remember my mum saying it years ago!"

I always thought that was slang for tits.

As in show us yer Thrupnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing"

Over here that's almost a coffee shop

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

punani

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Quim.

Yeah heels just said this one - I've never heard of that

Think 'quim' dates from around the Middle Ages.

I just call mine a vag. Always felt a bit silly calling it a 'pussy' - reminds me to much of Miss Slocombe in 'Are you being served!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otters pocket

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By *ew in town86Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Wanny

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Flower so you can spread your petals.....

I know someone who calls it her nunny - no idea where that comes from as doesn't make me think of bloody nuns!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing

Over here that's almost a coffee shop

Well if you would like to taste one..... just sayin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flower so you can spread your petals....."

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUT92clxzw

my favourite song about vaginas..just because

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By *reeneyedbuddhaCouple
over a year ago

on tees

Flue ( as in chimney)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thruppenny bit.... no idea where that came from, I remember my mum saying it years ago!

I thought that was cockney rhyming slang for a pair of tits?

It is. Tuppenny bit or Tuppence is slang for a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vagina does it for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav place to eat out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lady bits"

Vajajay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody heard it called a flue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing"

Where I come from we called it

Coco, cuca, chocho, papo, cuchara, chucha... So many names

Alex

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Cunny ...

... the slightly less shocking relative of cunt, which actually, I quite like because it's earthy and dirty. I wish people would use it more often in its original intended sense, reclaim it if you like, so the more recent connotations it's acquired of aggression and abuse would diminish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cookie or LouLou

That's when I'm being polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing

Over here that's almost a coffee shop

Well if you would like to taste one..... just sayin!

With extra cream and chocolate sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it a chuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini moo

Pum pum

Fanny

Vjay

Other lips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo noo

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Manhood milker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fud

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Snatch.downstair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stench trench,

Flange

Quim

Minge

Rat

Monkeys forehead

Curly triangle

To name but a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl who called it her Tuppence

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Little (followed by her name)

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing

Over here that's almost a coffee shop

Well if you would like to taste one..... just sayin!

With extra cream and chocolate sprinkles

A taste sensation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Jane, Petticoat Lane, Flap Dragon, Sin Flower, Thatched Cottage, Galloping Gertie....

Mmmm - I think that I'll just sit on it and think about it for a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taco and obviously Taco Belle if it's a pretty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Mexico they called it "cosita" little thing

Over here that's almost a coffee shop

Well if you would like to taste one..... just sayin!

With extra cream and chocolate sprinkles

A taste sensation!

Sounds delicious

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box, velvet tunnel, flubie, honey pot and my favourite the tardis lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miff

I used know a girl who called hers piglet

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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OK the OP says she wasn't talking about the naughty step on here so don't post about a ban on here even if you dress it up as a joke.

If you want to dispute a ban you need to do that from the contact button , if you keep mentioning them on here you could end up with another ban.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy at work told me he used to call it a moth ??

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Pussy, can be cute, filthy and inoffensive.

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By *tormMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Well....as i havnt seen either yet id like to add "horses collar",or "cockpit" and for the very unkept "ripped out fireplace",course my fav is always gonna be "pussy"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A guy at work told me he used to call it a moth ??"

Did he mean muff?

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

"Mini moo

Pum pum

Fanny

Vjay

Other lips lol "

Pum pum is a good one. So is Punani.

A word used as an alternative to vagina is The Box.

Pearly Gates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call it her pudgy or floof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

Wizards sleeve

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Foo foo

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

Gammon flaps

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

It's a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Holy Grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a pussy

Surely your should be tiger like your name, pussy seems very tame, tiger suggests you'd eat me alive

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

Lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

punanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a girl who called it her Tuppence

tuppence is a very old fashioned name for it.... my granny used to call it that... she thought it very strange when my parents called the cat tuppence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoni

What

Yoni massage. Massage of the Yoni - labia ,clitoris, vagina and surrounding areas .. with orgasm .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum

Cherry

The other lips

Muffin

Cutie

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