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By *weet nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

west london

Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

you wanna get a specialist in there guys . . moles ruin a good lawn

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By *ew in town86Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

I met with a girl about 18 months ago. She'd clearly been using old photos & possibly dome pretty hard drugs since they were taken! She was essentially a different person! I finished my brew (I always have a cup of tea at a meet haha) said it was nice to meet her and waltzed out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left"

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the nightmare meet I think

I had a 'blood injury' once from a sharp diamond on someone's engagement ring - play stopped immediately ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever? "

Seems a bit harsh doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever?

Seems a bit harsh doesn't it? "

unless moles is a euphemism for something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever? "

Agree with this, bit of a pathetic reason to me.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left"

Austin Powers comes to mind.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever?

Seems a bit harsh doesn't it? "

moley moley moley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met with a girl about 18 months ago. She'd clearly been using old photos & possibly dome pretty hard drugs since they were taken! She was essentially a different person! I finished my brew (I always have a cup of tea at a meet haha) said it was nice to meet her and waltzed out the door "

I wondered where you'd got to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left"

Whats wrong with moles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they real moles, those little burrowing garden critters?

A few skin blemishes are an odd reason to bail on a meet.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I was having sex and he asked me during to stay perfectly still and to make no noise ... I quickly left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever? "

I was thinking the same thing!

I have a little mole a little way down from my left boob. No ones complained or ran for the hills yet!

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

I met a very angry man.

He seemed fine in messages.

I don't know why he was SO angry.

We sat and had a drink while he ranted about every little detail of his life.

WE did NOT have sex.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I am the nightmare meet I think

I had a 'blood injury' once from a sharp diamond on someone's engagement ring - play stopped immediately ... "

Should that have gone in yesterday's man wang ouchie thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a man take my refusal to meet him again (because he'd been quite hard to get rid of in the first place!) quite badly. He then threatened me.

Picked the wrong chick to try that shit on with. Soon put him straight.

Made me very wary of who i meet nowadays. This was on the site i was on before Fab.

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"

I met a very angry man.

He seemed fine in messages.

I don't know why he was SO angry.

We sat and had a drink while he ranted about every little detail of his life.

WE did NOT have sex.

"
...liar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left"

whats wrong with someone having moles??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!"

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i don't think i have ever had a nightmare meet. there are meets i haven't perhaps enjoyed as much as others but they were ok

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?"

I read it as she drove away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?

I read it as she drove away "

Yeah she drove away....

Never even got a verification from her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?"

It wasn't him that left, it was her ...

Ignorant cow! (Not you!!! Her that drove away! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?"

Think the point was she took one look and drove off. Not that he left?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?

It wasn't him that left, it was her ...

Ignorant cow! (Not you!!! Her that drove away! ) "

it's late...i'm tired....i apologise

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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Mt worst ones have both been those that look nothing like their pictures and their descriptions.

What is wrong wirh these peeps, do they think it won't be noticed???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet on fab. Chatted to a lady for a few weeks agreed to meet in a hotel car park.

I turned up suit and tie a car pulled up the door opened a lady looked out said.....

Oh God no...

And drove away....

Wonder if anyone can beat a 6 second meet!

is that technically a meet considering you were too chicken to stay and tell her you weren't interested?

I read it as she drove away

Yeah she drove away....

Never even got a verification from her "

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had a nightmre meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been locked in once, just over 2 years ago, and the guy refused to unlock the door for me to leave as I changed my mind about staying over (we had met previously)

Took me half hour to persuade him to let me go

It unnerved me for a while after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been locked in once, just over 2 years ago, and the guy refused to unlock the door for me to leave as I changed my mind about staying over (we had met previously)

Took me half hour to persuade him to let me go

It unnerved me for a while after"

Whoah! That must have been frightening. That's Police territory!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I have been locked in once, just over 2 years ago, and the guy refused to unlock the door for me to leave as I changed my mind about staying over (we had met previously)

Took me half hour to persuade him to let me go

It unnerved me for a while after"

Oh that's awful. I've not had a bad experience on a meet (although I'm still pretty new to this) however I had a similar horrible experience to yours with a boss at a company I was leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moles seems a harsh reason to deem something your worst meet ever. I've got several that I think are kinda cute and hubby has lots more.

Not a meet off here, but my worst experience was a guy who didn't like me saying I didn't want to see him again. He hacked my email, changed my password and security info and sent abusive emails to my friends. Definitely my worst experience of meeting someone online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been locked in once, just over 2 years ago, and the guy refused to unlock the door for me to leave as I changed my mind about staying over (we had met previously)

Took me half hour to persuade him to let me go

It unnerved me for a while after

Whoah! That must have been frightening. That's Police territory! "

It wasn't the best....my instinctive reaction was to smack him one but lucky my common sense took over else he probably would have knocked me out if I'd clouted him

Police would have meant having my private life dragged about all over the place and I didn't want that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knee gave out whilst in a 69 teeth marks and claret on the bell end . Not good at all needless to say that put pay to playing for a while.

Now I always make sure I have something to prop myself up against if it happens again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy tickling my back and was tracing his finger over the shitty tribal sun tattoo I have in the middle of my shoulder blades and he whispered in my ear something about me having a paratrooper tattoo, and I said girls can't be paratroopers and he said no but they can be fucked by them! Ahhh I was like nooo, get off. I wanted to rip my fanny off and throw it out the window, cringed so hard. Got dressed and said I needed a poo so he had to leave.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Had a guy tickling my back and was tracing his finger over the shitty tribal sun tattoo I have in the middle of my shoulder blades and he whispered in my ear something about me having a paratrooper tattoo, and I said girls can't be paratroopers and he said no but they can be fucked by them! Ahhh I was like nooo, get off. I wanted to rip my fanny off and throw it out the window, cringed so hard. Got dressed and said I needed a poo so he had to leave. "

whats wrong with paratroopers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy tickling my back and was tracing his finger over the shitty tribal sun tattoo I have in the middle of my shoulder blades and he whispered in my ear something about me having a paratrooper tattoo, and I said girls can't be paratroopers and he said no but they can be fucked by them! Ahhh I was like nooo, get off. I wanted to rip my fanny off and throw it out the window, cringed so hard. Got dressed and said I needed a poo so he had to leave.

whats wrong with paratroopers?"

Nothing, I already knew he was one, was just really cringey what he said!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone set their house on fire, so ended up with lots of coughing, smelling Smokey and sick. But glad to be alive.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Without giving there names what is the worst meet you been on .

Ours about 5 years ago we met up with this couple was all going good until hubby put his hand down there felt somethink when he look down there saw big 5 moles .we soon made up excuse about parking and left

So because someone had some moles on their body that equates to your worst meet ever?

Seems a bit harsh doesn't it?

unless moles is a euphemism for something else "

Genital warts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female of a couple took a dump on my rug mid shag

Not a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female of a couple took a dump on my rug mid shag

Not a lie"

Hahaha, no way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female of a couple took a dump on my rug mid shag

Not a lie

Hahaha, no way. "

No shit? Oh no sorry there was

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Female of a couple took a dump on my rug mid shag

Not a lie"

Shit shag?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Freddie Kruger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female of a couple took a dump on my rug mid shag

Not a lie

Shit shag? "

no more arsing about on rugs then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Had a guy tickling my back and was tracing his finger over the shitty tribal sun tattoo I have in the middle of my shoulder blades and he whispered in my ear something about me having a paratrooper tattoo, and I said girls can't be paratroopers and he said no but they can be fucked by them! Ahhh I was like nooo, get off. I wanted to rip my fanny off and throw it out the window, cringed so hard. Got dressed and said I needed a poo so he had to leave.

whats wrong with paratroopers?

Nothing, I already knew he was one, was just really cringey what he said! "

Ah I get it now. Was a bit cheesy

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