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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this morning... I've just finished my gym session and get in the shower. Shower goes off and I am walking across the changing rooms, towel over my head drying my hair. Of course I can't see where I am going and bump into the very short, female cleaner. Everything is on show and swinging around as the towel is over my head. She looks me in the eyes... looks back down... goes bright red says "sorry", turns around and walks back out of the changing room! I went red too but couldn't help smile.

What embarrassing but funny moments have you had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chin-up dude you should never be embarrassed about the size of your chebb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got stuck in a fetish shop trying on a rubber outfit and couldn't get myself out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got stuck in a fetish shop trying on a rubber outfit and couldn't get myself out of it "

Did you have to buy it...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got stuck in a fetish shop trying on a rubber outfit and couldn't get myself out of it

Did you have to buy it...? "

Lol after i managed to get it off i am sure it had stretched a couple of sizes so i could lol

But i will never forget looking at the mirror with both my arm up by my ears and not being able to bend them to pull the top off.

45 mins later i managed to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same with Jeggings ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got stuck in a fetish shop trying on a rubber outfit and couldn't get myself out of it

Did you have to buy it...?

Lol after i managed to get it off i am sure it had stretched a couple of sizes so i could lol

But i will never forget looking at the mirror with both my arm up by my ears and not being able to bend them to pull the top off.

45 mins later i managed to escape "

I bet that caused panic!!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing a skirt and some hold ups, getting out of car massive gust of wind comes and everyone gets a gawp. Worse thing was I was surrounded by lots of Asian ladies and men, I wish the ground would've swallowed me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got stuck in a fetish shop trying on a rubber outfit and couldn't get myself out of it

Did you have to buy it...?

Lol after i managed to get it off i am sure it had stretched a couple of sizes so i could lol

But i will never forget looking at the mirror with both my arm up by my ears and not being able to bend them to pull the top off.

45 mins later i managed to escape

I bet that caused panic!!?!"

I thought someone was gonna have to come in and take scissors to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wearing a skirt and some hold ups, getting out of car massive gust of wind comes and everyone gets a gawp. Worse thing was I was surrounded by lots of Asian ladies and men, I wish the ground would've swallowed me up!"

Lol... that's why pencil skirts were invented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg could you imagine?! I feel for you lol, I would of been mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing a skirt and some hold ups, getting out of car massive gust of wind comes and everyone gets a gawp. Worse thing was I was surrounded by lots of Asian ladies and men, I wish the ground would've swallowed me up!

Lol... that's why pencil skirts were invented "

Not a fan of the pencil skirt, maybe I should be

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Nipped across my yard one Winter's morning wearing nothing but a cookie monster tshirt and wellies, to let the dog out of the shed, only to turn around to find the postie's van coming up my driveway.... Cue 'rabbit in headlights' moment where my legs weren't sure which direction to take me in, before I legged it back across the yard and dived in the front door, my bare ass winking at him from under the tshirt with every stride Wellies are damn hard to run in!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nipped across my yard one Winter's morning wearing nothing but a cookie monster tshirt and wellies, to let the dog out of the shed, only to turn around to find the postie's van coming up my driveway.... Cue 'rabbit in headlights' moment where my legs weren't sure which direction to take me in, before I legged it back across the yard and dived in the front door, my bare ass winking at him from under the tshirt with every stride Wellies are damn hard to run in!!!! "

I wanna be your posture

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