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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fanny like a welly top

your thoughts please

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

It was like punching smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's undoubtedly funny, but horribly vulgar.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Prefer wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve"

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink."

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"

Two fists??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha. Two fists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"

Oh yea, its no fun where there's not enough space, ruins any fun.

I was only directing the first bit at you, the rest was just my comment to the original post.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc

Two fists??

You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc

Two fists??

You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know"

That's a relief

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc

Two fists??

You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know"

Does the foot go up to the knee??

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

Like a clowns pocket x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a donkey laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather"

Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather

Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?"

Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick

lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather

Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?

Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick

lol"

well thank you for admitting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"

Jeebus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather

Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?

Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick

lol

Haha it was a hard thing to admit in my younger days... ego and all that lol. A lot easier to admit nowadays when my wife fucks other men hehe

well thank you for admitting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's like throwing a sausage up an alley ! but hey if its loose at least you can give it a real good pounding and not cum for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's like throwing a sausage up an alley ! but hey if its loose at least you can give it a real good pounding and not cum for ages."

Very true, in my case it's like throwing a cocktail sausage up and alley. (My wife's words lol) only after she's enjoyed a bigger one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"

FOOT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure of the aim of the post but since vaginas are highly elastic I would be inclined to suggest small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just similar to fanny like a horse's collar !!!!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was going down on a girl once, and said, "My, what a big pussy"!

She said, "Yeah, alright, there's no need to say it twice"!

I told her I hadn't, it was an echo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going down on a girl once, and said, "My, what a big pussy"!

She said, "Yeah, alright, there's no need to say it twice"!

I told her I hadn't, it was an echo!

Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going down on a girl once, and said, "My, what a big pussy"!

She said, "Yeah, alright, there's no need to say it twice"!

I told her I hadn't, it was an echo!

You've been watching "Predator" too much, mate! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a saying in Liverpool "it was like throwing a sausage down an entry" or "it was like throwing a sausage down the Merseyside tunnel"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"it's like throwing a sausage up an alley ! but hey if its loose at least you can give it a real good pounding and not cum for ages.

Very true, in my case it's like throwing a cocktail sausage up and alley. (My wife's words lol) only after she's enjoyed a bigger one though "

Post of the year

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

Hey, I've never had any complaints about my organ it's just never played in a cathedral before

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Find a side and rub, just pull my nightie down when you're finished........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is still tight good pelvic floor two babies and two c sections later x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Not sure of the aim of the post but since vaginas are highly elastic I would be inclined to suggest small cock"

I suspect a large amount of humour, with a touch of mischief to the OP, or he's hoping to catch some bi-tempted guys to fuck his arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks

Hey, I've never had any complaints about my organ it's just never played in a cathedral before

That's the difference between a flute and an oboe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't profess to have the tightest cunt, but I've had some great sex with less than average endowed men.

A mistress at sex, can make magic with any sized penis

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03L6BGXwpo

small penis song.

yeah i did go google for songs about small cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03L6BGXwpo

small penis song.

yeah i did go google for songs about small cock."

Lol very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure of the aim of the post but since vaginas are highly elastic I would be inclined to suggest small cock

I suspect a large amount of humour, with a touch of mischief to the OP, or he's hoping to catch some bi-tempted guys to fuck his arse?

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i was in a pub and overheard 2 guys chatting as one said shes got a fanny like a welly top, not heard that saying in years, it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tie a 6x6 fencing panel to your arse so you don't fall in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can put both hands in. its OK . If you can clap .It's too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just laughter.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I much prefer a badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fanny like a welly top

your thoughts please"

Are we talking Hunter Wellies....or bog standard Millets...?

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By *ungbikerMan
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"fanny like a welly top

your thoughts please

Are we talking Hunter Wellies....or bog standard Millets...?

Has to be Hunters, I love them

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By *egWorshipperMan
over a year ago

Flintshire

Like a bus conductors money bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss flaps like a Lancaster bomber

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/18 20:36:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like John Wayne's saddle bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOD YOUR FANNIES BIG.... big .... big .... big .... big .... big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have my watch back please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whistle up it and wait for the echo

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles! "

Your right, or in other words t*ats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

Your right, or in other words t*ats!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

Your right, or in other words t*ats!"

Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

Your right, or in other words t*ats!

Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for!"
yeah they are all twats . tut men

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

Your right, or in other words t*ats!

Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for! yeah they are all twats . tut men

Each and every one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a hippos yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it

It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!

Your right, or in other words t*ats!

Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for! yeah they are all twats . tut men

Each and every one of them

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Prefer wizards sleeve

Much better phrase

And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".

Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.

At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"

It was invented well before the 1960's. They did it as a form of contraception 100's of years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Like a hippos yawn"

Well at least think of something original!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out!"
perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out!"
i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out! i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody "

No,but I bet Tom and Dick would love you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out! i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody

No,but I bet Tom and Dick would love you too."
i know Tom with a dick does

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses

Just be quiet and get your penis out! i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody

No,but I bet Tom and Dick would love you too. i know Tom with a dick does

I like Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down..caaallm down

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Calm down..caaallm down

Did that take you two tries to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down..caaallm down

Did that take you two tries to say that

Yeah

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