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Britain is hit by a condom shortage .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The NHS is anticipating a rise in unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases thanks to a shortage of condoms caused by a dispute between Durex and its key supplier.

The shortage has been caused by Indian firm TTK Lig halting its supply of condoms in a price dispute with Durex owner Reckitt Benckiser.

Durex has launched a High Court bid to force TTK to resume supply but the claim was rejected which means that Britain is now facing a condom shortage. So we best get some in if this is going to go on for a long time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear thats not good best get some in ready just in case then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to Lidl's now shopping for some as they sell German ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off to Lidl's now shopping for some as they sell German ones "
are thay just a good ?? and are thay Big ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to Lidl's now shopping for some as they sell German ones are thay just a good ?? and are thay Big ?"

They are not to bad (not sure about size) and they do the job also, are half the price of Durex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich bags are cheaper still and come wi ties fa extra security xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few boxes stashed away for emergencies..... looks like this is the emergency. Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few boxes stashed away for emergencies..... looks like this is the emergency. Woohoo! "

Ya probably caused the bloody shortage by stockin up lol xx

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Now the guys at the clubs on their own will be walking about flashing them hoping for a better chance of some action. LOL

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"I have a few boxes stashed away for emergencies..... looks like this is the emergency. Woohoo! "

1000+ condoms under the bed, no danger of time expiry then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bareback rools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few boxes stashed away for emergencies..... looks like this is the emergency. Woohoo!

Ya probably caused the bloody shortage by stockin up lol xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few boxes stashed away for emergencies..... looks like this is the emergency. Woohoo!

1000+ condoms under the bed, no danger of time expiry then? "

I'm a repeater and heavy cummer.... soon be through them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know. "

same here .. high 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know.

same here .. high 5 "

There ye go! Shagaloony meet Cute n Sassy,

Cute n Sassy meet Shagaloony....

I can even throw in a few condoms that I happen to have spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try binbags.

works for me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Sandwich bags are cheaper still and come wi ties fa extra security xx "

CLing film easier. smoother fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know.

same here .. high 5

There ye go! Shagaloony meet Cute n Sassy,

Cute n Sassy meet Shagaloony....

I can even throw in a few condoms that I happen to have spare. "

lol Laine.. are you the Cilla Black of the swinging world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know.

same here .. high 5

There ye go! Shagaloony meet Cute n Sassy,

Cute n Sassy meet Shagaloony....

I can even throw in a few condoms that I happen to have spare.

lol Laine.. are you the Cilla Black of the swinging world?"

Surprise surpriiiiiise....... the unexpected hits you between the eyeeeees! ( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps we'll have to have ration books. We will only be allowed one guy a month and absolutely no orgies as that takes up too many condoms. Unless we can wash them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol Laine.. are you the Cilla Black of the swinging world?

Surprise surpriiiiiise....... the unexpected hits you between the eyeeeees! ( )"

pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would laminating the cock work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps we'll have to have ration books. We will only be allowed one guy a month and absolutely no orgies as that takes up too many condoms. Unless we can wash them out "

I am NOT making them out of animal intestines..... all those guys who would be saying I'm not a sheep or pig gut guy....... I NEED a massive bull size intestine one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about using balloons? you can get latex ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would laminating the cock work? "
That may hurt , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn them inside out, swill them under the tap and hang them on the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"turn them inside out, swill them under the tap and hang them on the line "
oooo yuk ...... can now see your line in my head , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would laminating the cock work? That may hurt , lol"

Hmm I know

It would also make the cock flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would laminating the cock work? That may hurt , lol

Hmm I know

It would also make the cock flat

"

with sharp edges

ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would laminating the cock work? That may hurt , lol

Hmm I know

It would also make the cock flat

with sharp edges

ouch "
you lot do paint pics in my head here now i have flat cock with sharp edges , lol the pain ,

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Could try covering them with liquid latex

Baggsy I can peel it all off after though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could try covering them with liquid latex

Baggsy I can peel it all off after though "

oooo kinky girl i likes ya thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot do paint pics in my head here now i have flat cock with sharp edges , lol the pain , "

i just have visions of a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know. "

and I complain if I reach one day... lol

On the topic of condoms.. blame me..

I went to 2 clinics last week.. and superdrug have two packets of durex of 9.99 at the moment... so I am well stocked up.. think I have close to 200.. so should last me a few weeks...

okay just checked and its nearer 500 lol

Katie, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think we are really likely to run out in the UK. They have long expiry dates and if stocks get low the big supermarkets will just import another brand from the US or some other place to fill any shortfall.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Whats the panic,

latex gloves are 99p for ten in the supermarkets, and each pair has 8 fingers that I am sure will be good enough for half the male population.

All those people at festivals blowing them up to use as balloons will be kicking themselves now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats the panic,

latex gloves are 99p for ten in the supermarkets, and each pair has 8 fingers that I am sure will be good enough for half the male population.

All those people at festivals blowing them up to use as balloons will be kicking themselves now."
your right ....... just pull one over at a time 5 shags out of one latex glove .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worry not, other makers will grasp the opportunity to increase their share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't use them anyway.

only 'cos I don't get the chance, it's been 12 month now don't ya know.

same here .. high 5 "

High 5 back at ya, have to admit I'm feeling rather proud to reach 12 month without, gawd help the poor woman I next participate with. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The NHS is anticipating a rise in unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases thanks to a shortage of condoms caused by a dispute between Durex and its key supplier.

The shortage has been caused by Indian firm TTK Lig halting its supply of condoms in a price dispute with Durex owner Reckitt Benckiser.

Durex has launched a High Court bid to force TTK to resume supply but the claim was rejected which means that Britain is now facing a condom shortage. So we best get some in if this is going to go on for a long time .

"

Just a thought, there's a chance we may end up with the opposite result, with durex being one of the best known there's a chance lesser known brands may well try to tap into the market with durex being hindered that way, also possible we may end up with better deals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The NHS is anticipating a rise in unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases thanks to a shortage of condoms caused by a dispute between Durex and its key supplier"

So if there wasnt a shortage previously what caused the normal rate of unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases then lol? Durex message never gets across to those it should get to a shortage will make no difference, I reckon.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I use condoms made out of Frog skin,

Your sure to get a longer Jump!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

..Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms and kept their own name.

Tesco Condoms.

Every little helps.

Nike Condoms.

Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms.

The ride of your life.

KFC Condoms.

Finger Licking Good.

Duracell Condoms.

Just Keep Going and Going and Going.

Pringles Condoms.

Once You Pop You Can't Stop.

Burger King Condoms.

Home Of The Big Whopper.

Andrex Condoms.

Soft Strong and Very Long.

Mcdonalds Condoms.

I'm Loving it.

Polo Condoms.

The One With The Hole.

OH FUCK!

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford


"..Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms and kept their own name.

Tesco Condoms.

Every little helps.

Nike Condoms.

Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms.

The ride of your life.

KFC Condoms.

Finger Licking Good.

Duracell Condoms.

Just Keep Going and Going and Going.

Pringles Condoms.

Once You Pop You Can't Stop.

Burger King Condoms.

Home Of The Big Whopper.

Andrex Condoms.

Soft Strong and Very Long.

Mcdonalds Condoms.

I'm Loving it.

Polo Condoms.

The One With The Hole.

OH FUCK!

"

Theres always one that has to stretch that little bit further lmao baz typical _ashful baz that is lol.

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