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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow. "

You win by a landslide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets my vote!

Can I deposit safely in your ballot box?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow. "

Or possibly just a small majority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saving myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been craving having my face between a lady's thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet it be hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get yourselves along to the pole-ing station to deposit you ball-loads, or to have your box crossed. Naughty Manor is open all hours, a bit like our legs.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Well I hope after being liberally democratic with the cum-servative vote no-one ends up going into labour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I hope after being liberally democratic with the cum-servative vote no-one ends up going into labour!! "

Where's that tiny drumkit emoji when we need it!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If everyone's hung, there should be a copulation government. There are seats available to be had, one on my face, one on Mrs N's

Pole-ing begins at 0700

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring the haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I hope after being liberally democratic with the cum-servative vote no-one ends up going into labour!! "

Bravo sir, bravo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bring the haribos "

We have ample supply of cola bottles, just for you my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow. "

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bring the haribos

We have ample supply of cola bottles, just for you my friend. "

That is good pal, the more cola bottles the better mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine? "

Ooooo, you strumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free breakfast at work tomorrow.

Can you compete with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free breakfast at work tomorrow.

Can you compete with that?"

A mass orgy vs free breakfast?

Show me the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

Ooooo, you strumpet "

Your point is? ........?

Your answer is?.........?

Taps foot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

Ooooo, you strumpet

Your point is? ........?

Your answer is?.........?

Taps foot. "

When do you arrive, and is it bareback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

Ooooo, you strumpet

Your point is? ........?

Your answer is?.........?

Taps foot.

When do you arrive, and is it bareback? "

No. It's not.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow. "

Postcode please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

Ooooo, you strumpet

Your point is? ........?

Your answer is?.........?

Taps foot.

When do you arrive, and is it bareback?

No. It's not. "

It was a ref' to your comedy gold thread. Not a serious question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Postcode please "

Follow the spunk trails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be oatcakes?

Oatcakes with cheese and bacon

I really miss working in stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be oatcakes?

Oatcakes with cheese and bacon

I really miss working in stoke "

Is the pope catholic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I vote for vodka. "

Bring it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok "

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Can I lick yours while your husband fucks mine?

Ooooo, you strumpet

Your point is? ........?

Your answer is?.........?

Taps foot.

When do you arrive, and is it bareback?

No. It's not.

It was a ref' to your comedy gold thread. Not a serious question. "

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down"

be ok this time of night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

be ok this time of night "

im coming early btw-

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking "

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

be ok this time of night

im coming early btw- "

Good

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

be ok this time of night

im coming early btw-

Good"

Helps with the spunk trail , my magnifying glass has steamed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow. "

Will you send a helicopter for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around "

kitchen table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Will you send a helicopter for me? "

Thought it was private jet or nothing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?"

You dancing on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

be ok this time of night

im coming early btw-

Good

Helps with the spunk trail , my magnifying glass has steamed up "

Black light finds it easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Will you send a helicopter for me?

Thought it was private jet or nothing? "

I don't mind slumming it, just this once

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in "

The more the merrier, and messier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Will you send a helicopter for me?

Thought it was private jet or nothing?

I don't mind slumming it, just this once "

We'll still have the red carpet out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?

You dancing on it?"

horizontally yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?

You dancing on it?

horizontally yes "

That's what you meant by coming early then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Will you send a helicopter for me?

Thought it was private jet or nothing?

I don't mind slumming it, just this once

We'll still have the red carpet out. "

Proper order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?

You dancing on it?

horizontally yes

That's what you meant by coming early then? "

well you werent around this past sunday morning for the usual dive into your bed session so needs must

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all have a massive fuckathon at ours tomorrow.

Will you send a helicopter for me? "

There's probably a joke about riding my chopper somewhere there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?

You dancing on it?

horizontally yes

That's what you meant by coming early then?

well you werent around this past sunday morning for the usual dive into your bed session so needs must"

Double portions then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around

kitchen table?

You dancing on it?

horizontally yes

That's what you meant by coming early then?

well you werent around this past sunday morning for the usual dive into your bed session so needs must

Double portions then "

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"ok

Watch out for the M6 traffic on your way down

be ok this time of night

im coming early btw-

Good

Helps with the spunk trail , my magnifying glass has steamed up

Black light finds it easier."

Downloads app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im coming!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im coming!!!! "

Save it till the morning. You're insatiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im coming!!!!

Save it till the morning. You're insatiable. "

double portions remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd forgotten about that thread.

I was attention seeking

There's a big kitchen for you to twirl and dance around "

I dance and sing wherever I go.

Horizontal dancing is my forte too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

Isn't it the day of The General Erection???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it the day of The General Erection???"

Damn right, forget all that P word malarkey and get our fuck on instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it the day of The General Erection???

Damn right, forget all that P word malarkey and get our fuck on instead. "

P for Penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to fill a ballot box or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it the day of The General Erection???

Damn right, forget all that P word malarkey and get our fuck on instead.

P for Penis?"

I can't bring myself to say the word.

It's got its own forum these days...

Po........pol.........no I can't do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to fill a ballot box or two. "

The pole-ing station is now open. Oatcakes and bacon butties being served.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh sorry I can't. I'm still with the guy I met Tuesday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today?? I'm there in 30mins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh sorry I can't. I'm still with the guy I met Tuesday! "

Can you describe your surroundings, rescue can be scrambled right away. Unless the dungeon is your preferred location

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today?? I'm there in 30mins. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh sorry I can't. I'm still with the guy I met Tuesday!

Can you describe your surroundings, rescue can be scrambled right away. Unless the dungeon is your preferred location "

I don't require rescuing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been craving having my face between a lady's thighs "

That's amazing, so have I!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good to me xx"

Come on in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh sorry I can't. I'm still with the guy I met Tuesday!

Can you describe your surroundings, rescue can be scrambled right away. Unless the dungeon is your preferred location

I don't require rescuing! "

we'll grab the canes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh sorry I can't. I'm still with the guy I met Tuesday!

Can you describe your surroundings, rescue can be scrambled right away. Unless the dungeon is your preferred location

I don't require rescuing!

we'll grab the canes "

He's got plenty in his playroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good to me xx

Come on in."

budge up let me just get my head between Mrs ns legs and present you with my arse xx

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