FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Cabinet Reshuffle!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A new Fab Government has been elected and, by crazy coincidence, all of YOU have been elected into office! Woohoo!

There's plenty of Ministerial positions up for grabs! You're free to come pick and choose whichever Fab department you want to head up!

So what are YOU going to be the Fab Minister of? And what sort of policies might you introduce?

And maybe you've got a suggestion for the department that anyone else who has posted in the thread might lead - with your reasons why!?

I'm happy to head up the Department of Women's Affairs. And with that in mind, any women on here fancy a little Fab affair!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.

Or should that be a secretary in the home?

Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.

Or should that be a secretary in the home?

Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk

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homo secretary please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab affair, why not.

Can I have a position as health secretary. My job to make sure the men are healthy by checking torsos and bottoms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.

Or should that be a secretary in the home?

Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk

homo secretary please

you've won the thread already with that!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Trading Standards. I can deal with all those photos of men that are mainly women, the age thing and all the rest.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

International relations for me please. I need a holiday or two and have a thing for accents and pilots

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Economic Reform

So I can say "in for a penny and mind the pounds" a lot.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll take defence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Chief Whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be Chief Whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.

Or should that be a secretary in the home?

Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk

Actually, now I think about it, I also find the idea of a Foreign Secretary quite appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Chief Whip

Bugger off....that's for my comeback

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks."

Next you'll be saying you have a big truncheon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me

Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

homo secretary please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Secretary of State for Transport. I'll spend all the budget on Hyperloop Trains. Final Destination... Stonehenge. That way I get to see all the Hotties on my list dotted around the country without the need to worry as they travel at 800mph. Yippee, less travelling time = more time for kinky fuckery

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me

Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..

Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me

Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..

Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho."

But do you still administer the cane if your pupils misbehave!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Chief Whip

Bugger off....that's for my comeback

You might say that; but I couldn't possibly comment

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me

Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..

Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho.

But do you still administer the cane if your pupils misbehave!?

Of course!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I'll be transport minister so I can always get a lift. Organise boogie buses to party conferences and have limos on request for late night meets.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I will be the Downing Street cat,

As I have a slight obsession with pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minister for fun and frolics!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Chief Whip

Bugger off....that's for my comeback

You might say that; but I couldn't possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too busy running lisas hotel - political hoohar bleurgh

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

I will be minister for transport. Bye Bye cyclists x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"International relations for me please. I need a holiday or two and have a thing for accents and pilots"

Pilots, really?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As no-one has taken it I'll be PM. Oh the power....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As no-one has taken it I'll be PM. Oh the power....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks.

Next you'll be saying you have a big truncheon

Forget the truncheon have you seen the size of his weapon!

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As no-one has taken it I'll be PM. Oh the power....

but your hair will turn grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks.

Next you'll be saying you have a big truncheon

Forget the truncheon have you seen the size of his weapon!

PTU xxx "

Get that off your mind husky. ...and ger out and vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take foreign affairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just get the contract to paint the door when it's needing a new lick?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Can I just get the contract to paint the door when it's needing a new lick? "

Well - whilst you're licking??

In the real world I'd never be a politician - shit pay and a whole world of aggro whatever you do!

In the fab world - I'll be minister for bullshit assessment!

If a ladies' profile states she's an FF cup - or a guy calls himself '9inch Nige' - I'll be there with the tape measure in a flash! I'm a bloody hero!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Can I apply for the post of minister for funny walks ? Especially if wearing very high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As no-one has taken it I'll be PM. Oh the power....

but your hair will turn grey

Already started. I'm just working on a statesman like way to tell people to fuck off. I may just use the original version for brevity..

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