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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?"

Oh no! We will have to see them, just to make sure they are ok obviously!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?

Oh no! We will have to see them, just to make sure they are ok obviously! "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?

Oh no! We will have to see them, just to make sure they are ok obviously! "

They're for one person and one person only

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half"

We're trailer trash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

That is... something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

Ok so that made me laugh out loud!, in a room, alone

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half"

that's just minging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half"

That is also something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?

Oh no! We will have to see them, just to make sure they are ok obviously!

They're for one person and one person only "

Ha ha ! Lucky boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

Shocking act of lazyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half"

you know they are actually designed for you do fold them to make a spoon right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to set the timer for dinner luckily I got to it before my sausages burnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half

We're trailer trash "

I prefer to think of myself as a cullenary macgyver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

you are just awesome aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine turned into kitchen floor cleaner. I'm beyond words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half

you know they are actually designed for you do fold them to make a spoon right.. "

Really? I had no idea. I thought I was being clever too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of the most trivial type!

I specially painted my toe nails with gel polish to match my finger nails but my toes (actually, just the varnish) have all peeled off, so I'm just going to have to redo my toes with a grey normal varnish. So although the purple fingers and grey toes will coordinate THEY WON'T MATCH.

What trivial disasters have you had today?

Oh no! We will have to see them, just to make sure they are ok obviously!

They're for one person and one person only

Ha ha ! Lucky boy!!!"

Yes, yes he is.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

genuine lol here

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Ok so that made me laugh out loud!, in a room, alone "

I was shaking my own head at myself as I picked up the peeler. I wish I could say it was through shame, but if I'm honest, it was more because I knew the grains would fall through the hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine turned into kitchen floor cleaner. I'm beyond words "

That isn't trivial. That's a genuine disaster

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bottle of wine turned into kitchen floor cleaner. I'm beyond words "

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine turned into kitchen floor cleaner. I'm beyond words

That isn't trivial. That's a genuine disaster "

I'm trying hard to make light of it. I really am. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine turned into kitchen floor cleaner. I'm beyond words

That isn't trivial. That's a genuine disaster

I'm trying hard to make light of it. I really am. .."

Was it expensive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler "

A skinny latte?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

Similar experience. Except I ate a muller rice with the lid folded in half"

I do that in work because there's never a spoon knocking about, well not a clean one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey.

Few dots of grey on the purple and purple on grey. Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clean bowls so I ate cereal out of a pot. I've reached a new low.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was too lazy to wash a spoon so had to make coffee with a potato peeler

A skinny latte? "

the amount of coffee that fell through the hole you're damn right it was!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No clean bowls so I ate cereal out of a pot. I've reached a new low."

You're also trailer trash my friend.... welcome to self loathing but the lack of motivation to do anything about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just curl your toes when you see him

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"just curl your toes when you see him "

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