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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When I get back from my retail therapy I intend to tackle my over growing bush problem. I was thinking of just trimming it to get it looking a bit neater - but it grows back so quickly. So I have decided it needs to go - no bush round my entry.

If anyone fancies helping me clear my bush - just drop me a line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like a hairy pussy ? i also love shaved so would help no probs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the bare smooth look myself. but if there is going to be hair there it has to be neatly trimmed. had a meet once, where the woman left everything inc armpits, omg i just didnt like it. luckily enuf due to a injury the couple where not allowed to play fully....thank god. looking up at her pussy it was like rapunzel rapunzel let down yr hair, oh feck she has....her pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeh gotta be trimmed and body hair on a women gross x don't like big 70's still bushes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No knickers for first meets just spats please. Then we can all tell in the pub who is neat n tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yeh gotta be trimmed and body hair on a women gross x don't like big 70's still bushes lol "

IF body hair is gross it's gross on everyone. SHAVENIST PIG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yeh gotta be trimmed and body hair on a women gross x don't like big 70's still bushes lol

IF body hair is gross it's gross on everyone. SHAVENIST PIG!"
are you french granny ? lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn The Bush.. Burn The Bush .. Burn the Bush...

Its been well known for years burning is the best way... Even saw banners stating the fact while traveling the middle east..

Many peoples over there used to carry signs.. BURN the BUSH

It was a world wide thing I believe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yo granny how yer doing girl. wot do yer reckon will it stay nice here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yo granny how yer doing girl. wot do yer reckon will it stay nice here today"

Keep calling me granny girl it won't be long... Thats a fact.. Pmsl

Burn The Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yo granny how yer doing girl. wot do yer reckon will it stay nice here today

Keep calling me granny girl it won't be long... Thats a fact.. Pmsl

Burn The Bush "

wasnt calling you granny, but seeing as the cap fits.

how yer doin pitbull on this fine sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was French your pubes would be guillotined. Closey !

It wasn't a spelling mistake pumpkin. Aren't you supposed to be in church ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yo granny how yer doing girl. wot do yer reckon will it stay nice here today

Keep calling me granny girl it won't be long... Thats a fact.. Pmsl

Burn The Bush

wasnt calling you granny, but seeing as the cap fits.

how yer doin pitbull on this fine sunday morning"

Granny pit bull is doing exceptionally well.. lol.

Just getting ready to hit the Riverside festival... fun frolics and yes, taking the grandson pmsl.. He he

Yo, granny your ass one day Mwah xxx

Burn the Bush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was French your pubes would be guillotined. Closey !

It wasn't a spelling mistake pumpkin. Aren't you supposed to be in church ? "
i don't like pubes to be shaved that close thanks x church not my thing makes me sleepy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo! P 'n' P - I reckon it's not going to be as hot as yesterday and will tiddle later.

I was the only numpty at Aintree Retail yesterday in long sleeves , black tights n long skirt. Got dressed in the morning didn't I...... then it roasted. Stuck me chest out n carried on tho ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo! P 'n' P - I reckon it's not going to be as hot as yesterday and will tiddle later.

I was the only numpty at Aintree Retail yesterday in long sleeves , black tights n long skirt. Got dressed in the morning didn't I...... then it roasted. Stuck me chest out n carried on tho ... "

yo good for you gc, did you get any requests for breast feeding.

well the weather is lovely here but am off over the river to the wirral and you know the weather is always different over there in plastic scouseland. rite must get me passport out for the tunnel. catch ya later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo! P 'n' P - I reckon it's not going to be as hot as yesterday and will tiddle later.

I was the only numpty at Aintree Retail yesterday in long sleeves , black tights n long skirt. Got dressed in the morning didn't I...... then it roasted. Stuck me chest out n carried on tho ...

yo good for you gc, did you get any requests for breast feeding.

well the weather is lovely here but am off over the river to the wirral and you know the weather is always different over there in plastic scouseland. rite must get me passport out for the tunnel. catch ya later"

thought plasie scousers was up the m58

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well the weather stayed good so I managed to clear quite a bit of the bush from around my entry. After the initial lopping, I had to cut it into smaller bits to get it in the bin. I don't think it will all go in the bin in one go so I have left some to cut up after Wednesday when the bins get emptied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the weather stayed good so I managed to clear quite a bit of the bush from around my entry. After the initial lopping, I had to cut it into smaller bits to get it in the bin. I don't think it will all go in the bin in one go so I have left some to cut up after Wednesday when the bins get emptied."

Well don't go pushing it in the wrong receptacle, otherwise you'll have the man from the council slipping his arm in, and having a good rummage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a bush, just a lawn that my neighbour very kindly mows for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a bush, just a lawn that my neighbour very kindly mows for me "

Lucky neighbour. Mind if I have a fiddle with your Clematis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a bush, just a lawn that my neighbour very kindly mows for me

Lucky neighbour. Mind if I have a fiddle with your Clematis?"
Lol you can climb up my trellis if you dare

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

anyone wanna do our overgrown 4 acres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone wanna do our overgrown 4 acres? "
Why are all those people running in the opposite direction?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"anyone wanna do our overgrown 4 acres? Why are all those people running in the opposite direction? "

same reason as me - its a daunmting task, plenty of places to get lost in the long grass though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone wanna do our overgrown 4 acres? Why are all those people running in the opposite direction?

same reason as me - its a daunmting task, plenty of places to get lost in the long grass though "
Oooh Flake advert has just come to mind

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"anyone wanna do our overgrown 4 acres? Why are all those people running in the opposite direction?

same reason as me - its a daunmting task, plenty of places to get lost in the long grass though Oooh Flake advert has just come to mind "

oh yeah I had forgotten that - perhaps we'll leave it over grown for another summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a Flake party lol, and throw in a few games, like hunt the wrapper!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You could have a Flake party lol, and throw in a few games, like hunt the wrapper! "

you sure are my kkinda girl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... and as we go, we can all have a pair of shears to cut our way through, cutting down your overgrowth - so everyone's a winner! Watch where those shears are chopping though

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

yikes, I'm always wary of sharp objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yikes, I'm always wary of sharp objects "

i have a sharp brain

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"yikes, I'm always wary of sharp objects

i have a sharp brain"

thats why I'm ALWAYS wary around women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yikes, I'm always wary of sharp objects

i have a sharp brain

thats why I'm ALWAYS wary around women "

u little liar yeh, your supposed to be flying ya thingmajig to my ouse rite at this moment. trouble is i will think its the police hellicopter when you arrive and that someones robbed me car

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"yikes, I'm always wary of sharp objects

i have a sharp brain

thats why I'm ALWAYS wary around women

u little liar yeh, your supposed to be flying ya thingmajig to my ouse rite at this moment. trouble is i will think its the police hellicopter when you arrive and that someones robbed me car"

you got a nice clear patch I can land on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit stubbly actually. but land away and complain later.

u can moan about the stubble and i can moan about the size

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"bit stubbly actually. but land away and complain later.

u can moan about the stubble and i can moan about the size"

sounds like a match made in heaven or should that be on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bit stubbly actually. but land away and complain later.

u can moan about the stubble and i can moan about the size

sounds like a match made in heaven or should that be on fab? "

oh shutup and lick me ya daft git

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