FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday is 0 meet club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was going to do a whole 'adapt a song with some appropriate lyrics' thing but I'm too tired so sod it. Maybe next week

Good morning fabbers

Your genial host is SwingoftheKingers

Co host is - Seeside

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at random points

and Miss.Honey is sometimes at the bar.

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.

So post an ad to meet or just have a chat

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

However some folk seem to have invented Rule 3 and I'll be keeping a close eye on them.

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

Even if its just a social

By posting a meet or answering a post by (shout out or pm) and meeting them

Or just have a chat

So welcome in, grab a seat and a drink and let's get meeting 0 meeters

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have a feem toon!

It's "why don't women like men like me" by George Formby. Anyone play the ukulele?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I'm in under rule one. Would love a nice meet even a social would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet a lot so can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a feem toon!

It's "why don't women like men like me" by George Formby. Anyone play the ukulele?

- I'll work on it for next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't meet a lot so can I join?

Rule 2 is your friend here

Welcome to the club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning I'm in under rule one. Would love a nice meet even a social would be great. "

Coffee machine is still heating up - it won't be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is becoming a habit.

Reporting for duty again

*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George formby again...sitting at the lamppost at the corner of the steerer, until a certain little lady comes by......

I had to sing that as I typed.

0 meet club. Well. I didn't think I'd be here today but let's have fun. Let's get some sexiness and meets in the go.

Have we actually ever been successful?

No? But you could be the first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially "

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet a lot so can I join?

Rule 2 is your friend here

Welcome to the club"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is becoming a habit.

Reporting for duty again

*sigh*

I'm sure your lolly will bring all the ladies flocking. You'll be out soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"George formby again...sitting at the lamppost at the corner of the steerer, until a certain little lady comes by......

I had to sing that as I typed.

0 meet club. Well. I didn't think I'd be here today but let's have fun. Let's get some sexiness and meets in the go.

Have we actually ever been successful?

No? But you could be the first.

Don't think we have but there's always a first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like rule 3

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning peeps.

Kettle is on, I'm ready to hand out some meet coupons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like rule 3

I'm watching you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning peeps.

Kettle is on, I'm ready to hand out some meet coupons

Now there's an idea...

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By *WantYourWifeMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Always love a club with rules

Applying to join under rule 1 (last meet over 30 days ago).

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This is becoming a habit.

Reporting for duty again

*sigh*

I would like to lick your lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staff advert. -

Lonely in Manchester.

Loves sex and coffee.

Local preferred (because I suffer from road rage, how angry do you want me to be when I get to you??? )

Call me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like rule 3

I'm watching you

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always love a club with rules

Applying to join under rule 1 (last meet over 30 days ago).

Last very 1 week ago?

But I'm in a good mood so come and have a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join ?

Last had a fab meet in Dec 15 when I was here before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy.

We don't have corners

There are a few quiet tables at the mo so take your pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out "

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In under rule 1, just not many couples come in here. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join ?

Last had a fab meet in Dec 15 when I was here before. "

You certainly can. Take a pew and we'll get you a drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out "

Shall we milkshake one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy.

We don't have corners

There are a few quiet tables at the mo so take your pick"

A circular room? Will you be the centre point as host?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy.

We don't have corners

There are a few quiet tables at the mo so take your pick

A circular room? Will you be the centre point as host?"

one does ones best

I'm here to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer coffee social tomorrow for anyone who's needing there first verification.

North Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In under rule 1, just not many couples come in here. X

Welcome along

Couples, hello couples, this way please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?"

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I offer coffee social tomorrow for anyone who's needing there first verification.

North Manchester. "

Their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love it if honey and mister b got together,,, couple username 'Honey Bee'

simple things make me smile

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"id love it if honey and mister b got together,,, couple username 'Honey Bee'

simple things make me smile "

I think not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer coffee social tomorrow for anyone who's needing there first verification.

North Manchester. "

Man or woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats rule 3 and can it be broken ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little

King leaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love it if honey and mister b got together,,, couple username 'Honey Bee'

simple things make me smile

I think not "

Anyhooooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats rule 3 and can it be broken ?

You'll have to ask Meli - she created it

But for asking, I'm going to have to watch you too now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats rule 3 and can it be broken ?

The unspoken rule!!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little

oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

I've a feeling I need more eyes...

Grab a seat, lemonade?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little

oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together

Does he have milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

My my myyyyy Delilah

Hello sampson - welcome to 0 meet club

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

You feeling better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially

Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon

yeah right.. but lets stick it out

Shall we milkshake one day?

absolutely! we should!

sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'

I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little

oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together

Does he have milkshake?"

he has 'man milk'..

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

I've a feeling I need more eyes...

Grab a seat, lemonade?"

Don't forget the lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

My my myyyyy Delilah

Hello sampson - welcome to 0 meet club"

Greetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

You feeling better?

Yep all fully refreshed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

I've a feeling I need more eyes...

Grab a seat, lemonade?

Don't forget the lime

Yes ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

Oh....that explains my dirty feet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

Oh....that explains my dirty feet then

Keep your socks on. She'll never know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

Oh....that explains my dirty feet then

Keep your socks on. She'll never know!

Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

I've a feeling I need more eyes...

Grab a seat, lemonade?

Don't forget the lime

Yes ma'am "

Do you have anything else I might like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a coffee meet this morning. My last day in Sheffield before moving on to pastures new

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?

I've a feeling I need more eyes...

Grab a seat, lemonade?

Don't forget the lime

Yes ma'am

Do you have anything else I might like?

Bugger! The muffins! They are still in the oven.

Would anyone like a muffin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a coffee meet this morning. My last day in Sheffield before moving on to pastures new"

Welcome in - that's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

Oh....that explains my dirty feet then

Keep your socks on. She'll never know!

Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too

And your in here today? You sound adorable even to me!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Happy Hump Day folks

Here I am again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1

Oh I grew this one myself

Was I in a fisons grow bag??

Yes you were

Oh....that explains my dirty feet then

Keep your socks on. She'll never know!

Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too

And your in here today? You sound adorable even to me!

I am....but it's the age thing, not many go for the old codgers ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I qualify under rule 1 , so please accept my application for membership.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Hump Day folks

Here I am again

Muffin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I qualify under rule 1 , so please accept my application for membership.

You're in kid

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Happy Hump Day folks

Here I am again

Muffin?"

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Hump Day folks

Here I am again

Muffin?

Ooh yes please

Coming right up

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I qualify under rule 1 , so please accept my application for membership.

It's time we arranged another meet. Purely to get us out of this club you understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm off to work so don't break anything while I'm away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I qualify under rule 1 , so please accept my application for membership.

It's time we arranged another meet. Purely to get us out of this club you understand

Agreed , will message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love it if honey and mister b got together,,, couple username 'Honey Bee'

simple things make me smile "

You sing "Honey", I'll sing "B"

No meets here so may I join you under rule 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Rule 1 for me

I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?"

She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1 for me

I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?

Hello. What would you like to eat?

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Rule 1 for me

I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?

Hello. What would you like to eat?

Now that's a loaded question

There are sasuages in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1 for me

I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?

Hello. What would you like to eat?

Now that's a loaded question

There are sasuages in the kitchen

Overlooked by a cold meat fix.

That figures.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Rule 1 for me

I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?

Hello. What would you like to eat?

Now that's a loaded question

There are sasuages in the kitchen

Overlooked by a cold meat fix.

That figures. "

Well if you were in my kitchen I'd have a choice of sasuages and you probably wouldn't be over looked for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1. If anyone wants breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw is it club time again already?!?

Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw is it club time again already?!?

Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"

I know your eyes are at the front and a little higher up, but there's something about your bottom that has me smiling

I'm in the club today, still under rule 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw is it club time again already?!?

Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"

I did wave again on the way back down but I think you was asleep, it was about 03.00

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Would we have to have this meet on a wed or can it be any time. We had a meet on Sat but not had a veri yet so do we count lol

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

'lo. Rule 2 again!

How is everyone this... weathery day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?

She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right?

Erm... eh?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm still in... Under all sorts of rules I think at this stage...

anyone want to fly over for a coffee and break my (ahem) dry spell??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

still here as a bona fide rule one-er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'lo. Rule 2 again!

How is everyone this... weathery day?"

The wind has blown everything dry. Sadly the only blowing around here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

still here as a bona fide rule one-er

Stand proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1. If anyone wants breakfast

Offer to buy. They'll flock to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in... Under all sorts of rules I think at this stage...

anyone want to fly over for a coffee and break my (ahem) dry spell??

Good luck with this. Your out of the county. Literally.

Guys, show this lady some commitment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?

She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right?

Erm... eh?

MsHoney. She serves tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would we have to have this meet on a wed or can it be any time. We had a meet on Sat but not had a veri yet so do we count lol"

Is this trying to activate rule 3? Swing is going to keep an eye on you a think.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm still in... Under all sorts of rules I think at this stage...

anyone want to fly over for a coffee and break my (ahem) dry spell??

Good luck with this. Your out of the county. Literally.

Guys, show this lady some commitment!!!

*passes MisterBee the purple pimp fedora* cheers pal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw is it club time again already?!?

Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"

Eh hem. I work here. I can pretend to wear a uniform.

*_eeside please say we've got smart sexy uniforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

What he said ^.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying....

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

What he said ^.

Wanna be my next two for next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying...."

Yesterday morning

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

What he said ^.

Wanna be my next two for next week?

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying...."

Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

What he said ^.

Wanna be my next two for next week?

Eh hem. Let me give my sexiest text for this. ......

I can't make it. I'm busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently under the first rule at the moment but hopefully we can change that soon.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying....

Yesterday morning

I might go on the hunt

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I fall under rule 1 and would like a social meet.

I also don't like breaking rules. I prefer to bend them.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Good morning everyone.

Anyone like to meet up for a chat and a drink in Margate ?

Anytime befor 4pm as I'm working latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got smudged make up now so cant meet up.. sowwy

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over a year ago

"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying....

Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha

Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying....

Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha

Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration

Try 29 years

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

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Its too complicated

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I had sex less than 7 days ago.

Just saying....

Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha

Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration

Almost a year for oral, almost 2 years for penetration.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Its too complicated

Wot is ?

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over a year ago

"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week

Thanks for rubbing it in

What he said ^.

Wanna be my next two for next week?

Eh hem. Let me give my sexiest text for this. ......

I can't make it. I'm busy.

That's a shame, I had great plans for you

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over a year ago

*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Chocolate hob-nobs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course! Mind you, with this warm weather and all I think they have melted in their packet.

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over a year ago

"I fall under rule 1 and would like a social meet.

I also don't like breaking rules. I prefer to bend them."

Edinburgh???? Look up towards the top you daft sod!!!

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over a year ago

"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Choices, choices, can I have one of each please

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Of course! Mind you, with this warm weather and all I think they have melted in their packet.

I'm 99% Shor thar are a fue people who wood Verry mutch enjoy a lode of melted chocolate biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may indeed. *passes two of each, on a plate*

*not sure where the plate came from, mind you...*

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over a year ago

"You may indeed. *passes two of each, on a plate*

*not sure where the plate came from, mind you...*"

Tell you what, I'll lay down and stick the biscuits on my clean nipples.

Far cleaner than mystery plates. Ha ha

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over a year ago

"Of course! Mind you, with this warm weather and all I think they have melted in their packet.

I'm 99% Shor thar are a fue people who wood Verry mutch enjoy a lode of melted chocolate biscuits

That is a point. I'm happy to stick whatever in my mouth, as long as it's tasty.

Biscuits! Buscuits! I mean whatever biscuits in my mouth!

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over a year ago

"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Choices, choices, can I have one of each please

Just put your hands in and grab what you want.

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Aw is it club time again already?!?

Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"

Hi bunny!

Let go and get tea and biscuits!

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I fall under rule 1 and would like a social meet.

I also don't like breaking rules. I prefer to bend them.

Edinburgh???? Look up towards the top you daft sod!!!

... I skimmed at work. Thanks for the pointer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to join someone for rule 3 all have a good time and happy fabbing

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over a year ago

"I would love to join someone for rule 3 all have a good time and happy fabbing"

Shhh. There's no rule 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never met from here. None, nil, nada, nein, njet....big fat zero..

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over a year ago

"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Choices, choices, can I have one of each please

Just put your hands in and grab what you want.

Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys

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over a year ago

"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Choices, choices, can I have one of each please

Just put your hands in and grab what you want.

Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys

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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*

Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.

It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?

Choices, choices, can I have one of each please

Just put your hands in and grab what you want.

Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys

Yes.

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over a year ago

"I would love to join someone for rule 3 all have a good time and happy fabbing

Shhh. There's no rule 3.

Yes there is a rule 3

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over a year ago

"I would love to join someone for rule 3 all have a good time and happy fabbing

Shhh. There's no rule 3.

Yes there is a rule 3

Yep, bring biscuits!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Is everyone having a good day.

Has anyone found any meets yet

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over a year ago

"Is everyone having a good day. Average at best

Has anyone found any meets yet

And no not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone having a good day.

Has anyone found any meets yet

Yep just seen loads at the butchers.....no sorry my mistake thought you meant meat

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Is everyone having a good day.

Has anyone found any meets yet

Yep just seen loads at the butchers.....no sorry my mistake thought you meant meat

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

I may or may not fit rule 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?"

Of course

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over a year ago

"I may or may not fit rule 3? "

Be decisive, seize the day. Which is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in every week. I will put on the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?

Of course

Really? You? Behaving?

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over a year ago

"Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?

Of course

Really? You? Behaving?"

I don't know what you could possibly mean by that. I'm a good girl

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over a year ago

"Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?

Of course

Really? You? Behaving?

I don't know what you could possibly mean by that. I'm a good girl

Yes. Very

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over a year ago

"Afternoon 0 meeters.

Behaving yourselves?

Of course

Really? You? Behaving?

I don't know what you could possibly mean by that. I'm a good girl

Yes. Very

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's rule 3 again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets in ages, my choice, but hoping that someone may catch my eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome along to the late afternoon/early evening folks.

Hopefully someone will get chatting and we'll be able to report some success next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's rule 3 again?

It's the unspoken rule apparently.

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over a year ago

"What's rule 3 again?

It's the unspoken rule apparently.

Shhh

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