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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

went to weight watchers last night . opened a pack of maltesers and dropped them all over the floor .........

....best game of hungry hippos i"ve ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao would love too see that happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after sex last night my new girlfriend said "you know you are by far the biggest ive ever had" apparently "ditto" is not the right response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife calls my cock "the firework"

not because it lights up her night but because she has to hold it at arms length since it went off in her face just that one time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

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my wife asked me to goto the Dr's and get some of those tablets to sort out my erection. she wasnt too chuffed when i cme back and tossed her a packet of slimming tablets

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