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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Sup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might actually get a decent amount of sleep tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I think you deserve more than three letters. How are you this evening? I'm watching a quite cute film and debating if I can be arsed to get jam roly poly when I am really comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hullo

I'm super content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs n is entertaining a girly friend so I'm sat with the kitties in bed. Not the 'surrounded by pussy' I'd imagined

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Sup."

Word

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening Miss Jethro, evening reprobates

I'm scratching ma butt and deciding whether to lady wank the calories away from today's pizza. I can stay awake all night right?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I think I might actually get a decent amount of sleep tonight. "

I often think it but it rarely happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Miss Jimposter

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie. "

Not be sleeping now I know that

evening all...just here having a quiet perv in the background..

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hiya "

Oh hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Miss Jethro, evening reprobates

I'm scratching ma butt and deciding whether to lady wank the calories away from today's pizza. I can stay awake all night right?"

You'll be digesting that into tomorrow evening. You legend.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I think you deserve more than three letters. How are you this evening? I'm watching a quite cute film and debating if I can be arsed to get jam roly poly when I am really comfortable. "

You think I deserve more?

What is this film and do you have custard?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening Miss Jethro, evening reprobates

I'm scratching ma butt and deciding whether to lady wank the calories away from today's pizza. I can stay awake all night right?

You'll be digesting that into tomorrow evening. You legend. "

I'm still picking topping out my belly button ffs

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hullo

I'm super content. "

I called someone a cont recently..

You aren't a cont.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Mrs n is entertaining a girly friend so I'm sat with the kitties in bed. Not the 'surrounded by pussy' I'd imagined "

Stroke them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x "

Hi alllll x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Miss Jethro, evening reprobates

I'm scratching ma butt and deciding whether to lady wank the calories away from today's pizza. I can stay awake all night right?"

If you are scratching your butt you are half way towards wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo

I'm super content.

I called someone a cont recently..

You aren't a cont. "

Help is on hand if you need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Miss Jimposter "

Eeeeeevvvvveeenniiiinnnggg

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

Not be sleeping now I know that

evening all...just here having a quiet perv in the background.."

Howdy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone? "

Jonny.... I'm sorry

Won't ya come on ho-ome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

"

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone? "

All good here.

Ergh the night shift

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x "

Just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This evening I are mostly be perving at Miss Honey's glorious new photos...

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos "

I'm not jealous not one bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x

Hi alllll x"

Hi

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing. "

You buying me gifts and shit? I never even asked, fucking ledge!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?"

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hullo

I'm super content.

I called someone a cont recently..

You aren't a cont.

Help is on hand if you need it. "

Help is a fucking cont

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone?

Jonny.... I'm sorry

Won't ya come on ho-ome?"

I can't come home, I told you I'm working.

And why are you in my home anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this."

Very bangable

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing. "

What you buying?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"This evening I are mostly be perving at Miss Honey's glorious new photos... "

Feel free to touch yourself whilst you do.

But you must sing

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi all x"

Evening

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos "

I'll be there Sunday for Aerosmith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x

Just for you "

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Very bangable "

You can't see the look

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone?

Jonny.... I'm sorry

Won't ya come on ho-ome?

I can't come home, I told you I'm working.

And why are you in my home anyway? "

Just perving, lurkin.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all x

Evening "

How are you this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy "

Mission Jimpossible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

Mission Jimpossible!"

And you're doing a grand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo

I'm super content.

I called someone a cont recently..

You aren't a cont.

Help is on hand if you need it.

Help is a fucking cont "

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this."

Ohhh wowza

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

I'll be there Sunday for Aerosmith "

I don't wanna close my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Very bangable

You can't see the look "

I'd like to !

Just perked your pics though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening op

Evening all

I'm in bed feeling soooooooo horny so having a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying? "

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x

Just for you

Thanks x "

The others don't like facking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything? "

Can I have you please?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi all x

Evening

How are you this evening?"

Tremendulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza "

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Very bangable

You can't see the look

I'd like to !

Just perked your pics though "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

Mission Jimpossible!

And you're doing a grand job "

Are you jimpressed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything? "

Whoop whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

I'm not jealous not one bit "

We're in a 4-man tent so there's room for one more if you want to join us

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?"

Hello Miss Honey good evening and doing a good job here xx

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening op

Evening all

I'm in bed feeling soooooooo horny so having a perv"

Something in the air I think

I can feel it coming in the air tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

Mission Jimpossible!

And you're doing a grand job

Are you jimpressed "

By jiminy, I am sooo Jimpressed

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything? "

Can I have a new loaf tin?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

I'm not jealous not one bit

We're in a 4-man tent so there's room for one more if you want to join us "

Will there be 3 men and I?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?

Hello Miss Honey good evening and doing a good job here xx "

Howdy rowdy

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Hi all, back on night shifts after a weekend of swingers clubs.

How's everyone?

Jonny.... I'm sorry

Won't ya come on ho-ome?

I can't come home, I told you I'm working.

And why are you in my home anyway?

Just perving, lurkin......."

Okay, help yourself to what's in the freezer but please ignore the state I left the rest of the kitchen in. And the state I left the rest of the flat in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's

eyes "

Yeh but I've checked your profile and I can imagine it

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

Mission Jimpossible!

And you're doing a grand job

Are you jimpressed

By jiminy, I am sooo Jimpressed "

Let's kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

I'll be there Sunday for Aerosmith "

Wasn't too fussed about Aerosmith to be honest as I've seen them quite a few times now.But then it occured to me that any of them could well end up being dead before much longer so gonna see them in case it's the last time they play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's

eyes

Yeh but I've checked your profile and I can imagine it "

It's more seductive than whatever you can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting everything together ready to head off to Download festival after work tomorrow with two lovely lasses that like beards,mohawks,piercings and tattoos

I'm not jealous not one bit

We're in a 4-man tent so there's room for one more if you want to join us

Will there be 3 men and I?"

Nope,just me and two lasses.They're nice lasses though.Not bad-looking either

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Good evening op

Evening all

I'm in bed feeling soooooooo horny so having a perv

Something in the air I think

I can feel it coming in the air tonight..... "

Seeing Phil live this summer too.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?

Hello Miss Honey good evening and doing a good job here xx

Howdy rowdy "

Jaysus that was fast faster than Jim anyway and Rowdy is howdy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jimposter. How are you?

Trying to keep up with the jimpossible task.

I'm very sleepy

Mission Jimpossible!

And you're doing a grand job

Are you jimpressed

By jiminy, I am sooo Jimpressed

Let's kiss "

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's

eyes

Yeh but I've checked your profile and I can imagine it

It's more seductive than whatever you can see "

I'm sure it is. Pm? Worth a try right...?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm about to climb into bed and snuggle under the duvet. Anyone wanting to join me, the key is under the mat and please remove shoes and clothing before getting under the duvet.

PS those who bring cake will get priority xx

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?

Hello Miss Honey good evening and doing a good job here xx

Howdy rowdy

Jaysus that was fast faster than Jim anyway and Rowdy is howdy xx "

I've got speedy fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

Can I have a new loaf tin? "

Sure, click and collect. Come get it.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening op

Evening all

I'm in bed feeling soooooooo horny so having a perv

Something in the air I think

I can feel it coming in the air tonight.....

Seeing Phil live this summer too. "

Music tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this."

Double dog dare you to do it

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm about to climb into bed and snuggle under the duvet. Anyone wanting to join me, the key is under the mat and please remove shoes and clothing before getting under the duvet.

PS those who bring cake will get priority xx"

I'll be snoring soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's

eyes

Yeh but I've checked your profile and I can imagine it

It's more seductive than whatever you can see

I'm sure it is. Pm? Worth a try right...?"

It is worth a try, but I'm selective about who gets into my inbox

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"JIMPOSTER.

Howdy folks.

Cowafackingbunga

Smiley face

Come in lurkers and perverts and everyone inbetween

I will probably fall asleep by post 25 but you guys know what to do....right?

Hello Miss Honey good evening and doing a good job here xx

Howdy rowdy

Jaysus that was fast faster than Jim anyway and Rowdy is howdy xx

I've got speedy fingers "

Faster than the speed of light hehe xx

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

Can I have a new loaf tin?

Sure, click and collect. Come get it. "

Ok. Can I sleep over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, night pervs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Double dog dare you to do it "

Oh, I'm not sharing! It's a surprise for a very lucky sod this weekend

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"Hello, night pervs! "

Hello Queen of the pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

Can I have you please? "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Ohhh wowza

Once again - you can't see it. It's for one person's

eyes

Yeh but I've checked your profile and I can imagine it

It's more seductive than whatever you can see

I'm sure it is. Pm? Worth a try right...?

It is worth a try, but I'm selective about who gets into my inbox "

Tell me about your criteria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about to climb into bed and snuggle under the duvet. Anyone wanting to join me, the key is under the mat and please remove shoes and clothing before getting under the duvet.

PS those who bring cake will get priority xx"

I've got red velvet cake if you've got teabags and milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Double dog dare you to do it

Oh, I'm not sharing! It's a surprise for a very lucky sod this weekend "

Incredibly lucky. Illegally lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

Can I have you please?

Deal "

Let's snog on it

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"Good evening op

Evening all

I'm in bed feeling soooooooo horny so having a perv

Something in the air I think

I can feel it coming in the air tonight.....

Seeing Phil live this summer too.

Music tease "

That's nothing, I have a MASSIVE list of gigs this summer. And no time off work left for an actual holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed in sexy lingerie.

I really am!

I was testing out a look and now I'm just laid admiring myself. Even I would bang myself dressed like this.

Double dog dare you to do it

Oh, I'm not sharing! It's a surprise for a very lucky sod this weekend

Incredibly lucky. Illegally lucky "

Why thank you. I'll let him know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, multitasking by way of forum perusing and Amazon purchasing.

What you buying?

Princess Peach seems to want a "fucking ledge" guess it'll be in the adult section

For me it's hand wraps and a new set of sparring gloves.

Anyone else need anything?

Can I have a new loaf tin?

Sure, click and collect. Come get it.

Ok. Can I sleep over? "

No worries, I'll even rustle up brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening miss h, cowafackingbunga x

Just for you

Thanks x

The others don't like facking "

Oh well we can go facking together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls in and waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, night pervs!

Hello Queen of the pervs"

Says she!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**"

Oh hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy ... i'm packing my suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Oh hi "

Hello Handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*does the helicopter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Oh hi

Hello Handsome "

she called me handsome

Eeeeeeeeee

And breathe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"**twirls in and waves**"

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"*does the helicopter*"

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am led on the sofa with a ginormous cat purring on my feet and a slightly less ginormous one curled up in a cardboard box on the rug in front of me. That's a Tuesday win right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Oh hi

Hello Handsome

she called me handsome

Eeeeeeeeee

And breathe "

You shouldn't tease it's mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*does the helicopter*

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?"

I've just been at home and switching browsers tabs in between things.

Yes I do though, but I can't remember seeing anything other than vowels (or see the point of it?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**"

Hi Tink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding? "

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*does the helicopter*

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?"

The old school blue smarties that got banned for a while as they sent kids a bit hyper due to food colouring. Bring them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Hi Tink!"

Hey have you been well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Oh hi

Hello Handsome

she called me handsome

Eeeeeeeeee

And breathe

You shouldn't tease it's mean "

That's not teasing. That's giddily excited

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"*does the helicopter*

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?

I've just been at home and switching browsers tabs in between things.

Yes I do though, but I can't remember seeing anything other than vowels (or see the point of it?)."

I believe it was meant to be educational. Sure I had a few consonants over the years. I may have managed a raaaaa at some point.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"*does the helicopter*

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?"

Best bit about that was that you could get your brother to bend down every time you asked what letter it was, hit the tube hard in just the right place and whack him in the face with the lid as it flew off. Or that might have just been me that did that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy "

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"*does the helicopter*

You're rather active tonight Lib, you been on the blue Smarties?

You remember when they used to have a letter on the lid?

Best bit about that was that you could get your brother to bend down every time you asked what letter it was, hit the tube hard in just the right place and whack him in the face with the lid as it flew off. Or that might have just been me that did that. "

I used to ping them at my sister I'd like to use a house brick these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Oh hi

Hello Handsome

she called me handsome

Eeeeeeeeee

And breathe

You shouldn't tease it's mean

That's not teasing. That's giddily excited "

You know you are one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today. "

So what's new

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today.

So what's new "

Ooooo the cheek!

Alas, she tells no lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hi"

Fucking time d'ya call this?

I wrote you a song and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Hi Tink!

Hey have you been well?"

I've been my usual grumpy self. How are you? I've missed your various guises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today.

So what's new

Ooooo the cheek!

Alas, she tells no lies. "

All the more reason to adore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Hi Tink!

Hey have you been well?

I've been my usual grumpy self. How are you? I've missed your various guises."

You aren't really grumpy

"Guises" I'm easy to pick out just look for the glitteriness

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today.

So what's new

Ooooo the cheek!

Alas, she tells no lies.

All the more reason to adore you "

Mwah mwah mwah

I need to do Tink a song. they're so terribly awful but I gives no shits

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Best bit about that was that you could get your brother to bend down every time you asked what letter it was, hit the tube hard in just the right place and whack him in the face with the lid as it flew off. Or that might have just been me that did that. "

That reminds me of the time when I pretended to be a Dalek by sticking a sucker dart to my forehead to entertain my two (much much younger) siblings when they were home sick from school.... Resulted in me having to trowel on the concealer before work to hide the circular bruise removing it left on the middle of my brow...

Evening everyone by the way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls in and waves**

Yaaaaaay!!

Hello glitter shitter, where you been hiding?

oh my goodness less of the toilet talk lady

I've been redonkulously busy

I can't help it. I'm a filth bag today.

So what's new

Ooooo the cheek!

Alas, she tells no lies.

All the more reason to adore you

Mwah mwah mwah

I need to do Tink a song. they're so terribly awful but I gives no shits "

**swoon**

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Best bit about that was that you could get your brother to bend down every time you asked what letter it was, hit the tube hard in just the right place and whack him in the face with the lid as it flew off. Or that might have just been me that did that.

That reminds me of the time when I pretended to be a Dalek by sticking a sucker dart to my forehead to entertain my two (much much younger) siblings when they were home sick from school.... Resulted in me having to trowel on the concealer before work to hide the circular bruise removing it left on the middle of my brow...

Evening everyone by the way!!! "

I did this too with one of the toys that sucker-stuck to the pushchair. Oh how we live and learn!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky "

Good evening. I must say...

That ball pulling looks like it should hurt

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By *shpred1Man
over a year ago

Romford

How's it going all? Does this count as 'late late' or just 'late'??

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening you sexy lot x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"How's it going all? Does this count as 'late late' or just 'late'??"

The next one will be later

Shhh don't confuddle me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening you sexy lot x"

Evening NickNackPaddyWhack

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Happy Wednesday everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's windy out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Happy Wednesday everyone "

Here we go, Mr Time Lord

Happy midnight hour Ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour

That's when my love comes tumbling down

I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour

When there's no one else around

I'm gonna take you girl and hold you

And do all things I told you in the midnight hour

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's windy out "

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night All. Sparkly kisses and huggles

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour

That's when my love comes tumbling down

I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour

When there's no one else around

I'm gonna take you girl and hold you

And do all things I told you in the midnight hour "

Yeahhhh.... what Yvaine sang

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Night All. Sparkly kisses and huggles "

Night night twinkly Tink.

Mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

Fucking time d'ya call this?

I wrote you a song and everything "

Tell me about it Peach !! I'll go and have a look now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

Haha "

What's been crack-a-lacking under the stairs today?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hi

Fucking time d'ya call this?

I wrote you a song and everything

Tell me about it Peach !! I'll go and have a look now "

Fuck that here it is...

https://youtu.be/sfhmFcdR3f8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through."

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

"

It nearly blew ma bloody hat off when I went to the shop earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I've been whisked back to the 90s. Milkmen??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

It nearly blew ma bloody hat off when I went to the shop earlier "

Eeek! Would you have chased it or let it fly away forever?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I feel like I've been whisked back to the 90s. Milkmen??"

I bet he's called Ernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?"

I know it sounds very antiquated but honestly it's the best, plus the money goes to the farmer and not the supermarkets.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?

I know it sounds very antiquated but honestly it's the best, plus the money goes to the farmer and not the supermarkets. "

No I think it's awesome, I just honestly can't remember the last time I saw a milkman

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

It nearly blew ma bloody hat off when I went to the shop earlier

Eeek! Would you have chased it or let it fly away forever?"

Have made maself look like an idiot chasing down the street after one once

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

It nearly blew ma bloody hat off when I went to the shop earlier

Eeek! Would you have chased it or let it fly away forever?

Have made maself look like an idiot chasing down the street after one once "

But would you do it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?

I know it sounds very antiquated but honestly it's the best, plus the money goes to the farmer and not the supermarkets.

No I think it's awesome, I just honestly can't remember the last time I saw a milkman "

Well ...... if you are ever in chepstow and want to get up early and see one, let me know

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?

I know it sounds very antiquated but honestly it's the best, plus the money goes to the farmer and not the supermarkets.

No I think it's awesome, I just honestly can't remember the last time I saw a milkman

Well ...... if you are ever in chepstow and want to get up early and see one, let me know "

Get up early? Jeeez, more like just getting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just putting the milk bottles and cat out so. I thought I'd pop in here on the way through.

Milk bottles? Does this still happen

Are there still milkmen?

I know it sounds very antiquated but honestly it's the best, plus the money goes to the farmer and not the supermarkets.

No I think it's awesome, I just honestly can't remember the last time I saw a milkman

Well ...... if you are ever in chepstow and want to get up early and see one, let me know

Get up early? Jeeez, more like just getting in "

I like your style.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's windy out

It's windy in too, I ate too much today!

It nearly blew ma bloody hat off when I went to the shop earlier

Eeek! Would you have chased it or let it fly away forever?

Have made maself look like an idiot chasing down the street after one once

But would you do it again?

"

No need, I staple them to ma head these days and the job's a good'un innit sis

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

everyone gone again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right ... the car is here to take us to the airport .... i am reliably informed that business class has wi-fi

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

[Removed by poster at 07/06/17 01:17:41]

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I've just eaten half of a massive cheesecake and now im full of shame and regret... this must be what sex with me feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Late to the little soirée, but I'm here

Hope everyone's alrighty?

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By *od_AlmightyMan
over a year ago

Heaven


"I've just eaten half of a massive cheesecake and now im full of shame and regret... this must be what sex with me feels like "

is your right hand nodding in agreement?

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