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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends. I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this. Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted." I'll get back to you on this. *censors stories* | |||
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"I once ate cake with a fabber    "I ate a dirty burger with a fabber, I didn't cut it either just picked it up and nommed it | |||
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"Went cinema with a meet off here.. she wanted to be dommed.... middle of cinema ha ha " I used to hop cinemas lol and watch free movies | |||
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"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9 "You rebel | |||
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"I once ate cake with a fabber
I ate a dirty burger with a fabber, I didn't cut it either just picked it up and nommed it "Filth  | |||
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"I once ate cake with a fabber
I ate a dirty burger with a fabber, I didn't cut it either just picked it up and nommed it
Filth "I know, I looked so ladylike too. | |||
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!" Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. | |||
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"I had a day at the races . "Wanna be my Queen and come to A Night At The Opera | |||
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"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it? Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!" I've just come across this quote of hers......
"My night out would be with my husband, wherever he chose to take me."
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. " Maybe that's the worst she has done! I mean a politician wouldn't lie would they?  | |||
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"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9
You rebel "I also untied somebody's barge from its moorings on the Norfolk Broads, I like pushing the boat out  | |||
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished "I think you'll need to go to confession for this one... | |||
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"I had a day at the races .
Wanna be my Queen and come to A Night At The Opera "I love the opera too. x | |||
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Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!! | |||
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"Explained to someone on here how equal opportunities is not "holding them back to allow someone else to go forward", and I didn't immediately bow down when he told me I was wrong. I'm a naughty little lady. "Spanky bum time then obviously young lady  | |||
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"I once pulled a usb stick out without properly ejecting it. That was bad ass " Pulling out without the requisite permission is seriously wrong.
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"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it? Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!" What tipped it over to 11p? | |||
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"Explained to someone on here how equal opportunities is not "holding them back to allow someone else to go forward", and I didn't immediately bow down when he told me I was wrong. I'm a naughty little lady. "There's simply no coming back from that  | |||
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. " She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter. | |||
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one... "No chance!...I hear she's fierce! | |||
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce! "Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley | |||
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"I had a day at the races .
Wanna be my Queen and come to A Night At The Opera I love the opera too. x "I have been to a couple when I was younger, but I think I would appreciate it more now though. | |||
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence. "That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no. | |||
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"I got very d*unk and wee'd through the letter box then in the dirty laundry basket, hence im divorced now " I'm not sure I'd class that as naughty. | |||
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"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9
You rebel
I also untied somebody's barge from its moorings on the Norfolk Broads, I like pushing the boat out "You're channeling your inner Milton Jones tonight. | |||
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce!
Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley "...who, from what I heard, is not without spot of sin himself! | |||
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"Ran with a wild gang of orchard thieves as a young teen... we were rebels... with bellyache!
Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!! "What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue? | |||
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"Bought a goldfish but returned my old one instead, the new one had a better tail. They didn't notice, it didn't have a bar code on it so that helped." Do goldfish have barcodes now? | |||
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce!
Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley
...who, from what I heard, is not without spot of sin himself! "Like I said, where to start | |||
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"Played knock down ginger and went hedge jumping. I reckon May is fibbing. I think she got someone else to do her homework for her. " What's hedge jumping? | |||
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"Ran with a wild gang of orchard thieves as a young teen... we were rebels... with bellyache!
Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!!
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue? "I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness... | |||
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"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9
You rebel
I also untied somebody's barge from its moorings on the Norfolk Broads, I like pushing the boat out
You're channeling your inner Milton Jones tonight.
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"Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue?
I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness... "You brought down a library with your 34 year plan? That's truly long game evil | |||
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"Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue?
I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness...
You brought down a library with your 34 year plan? That's truly long game evil "Apparently it only took 26 years to come to fruition.... I was just a bit late checking on its progress.... I seem to have tardiness issues... | |||
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"Apparently it only took 26 years to come to fruition." I take it back then. Only 26 years? No patience whatsoever. | |||
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"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it? Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!" HAHA!  | |||
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"Bought a goldfish but returned my old one instead, the new one had a better tail. They didn't notice, it didn't have a bar code on it so that helped." | |||
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence.
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no. "That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!) | |||
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence.
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no.
That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!)"Apart from that one case, I mostly get acceptance that it's a no. | |||
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence.
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no.
That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!)
Apart from that one case, I mostly get acceptance that it's a no.
"Oh me too. I just have one particular person in mind. | |||
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"me?...do anything naughty,,i don't think so "Not even running through a wheat field? | |||
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"me?...do anything naughty,,i don't think so
Not even running through a wheat field?
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"Played knock down ginger and went hedge jumping. I reckon May is fibbing. I think she got someone else to do her homework for her. What's hedge jumping? " When I was a child most front gardens had privet hedges dividing them. Hedge jumping is running from one end of the block to another, through the gardens, jumping/crashing through the privet hedges. | |||
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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends. I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this. Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted." if that's the naughtiest thing she's ever done i don't want her as our grand wizzard! what a gimp...she well got bullied at school, it's why she's joined the sith i'm telling ya. wheat fields my arse | |||
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"Pinched a load of sodium from the Chemistry lab to do experiments in the sinks in the bogs. I was subsequently party to one of the boys' toilets exploding when the remaining sodium got thrown into it. When one of the Chemistry teachers approached, one of the lads, who had the remaining chunk of sodium, chucked it into the big to hide it. Needless to say, the resulting explosion, caused when the sodium hit the confined pan of toilet water, drew far more attention than half a dozen lads in the tolilets at break time would have. "That's proper naughty. | |||
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"Played knock down ginger and went hedge jumping. I reckon May is fibbing. I think she got someone else to do her homework for her. What's hedge jumping? When I was a child most front gardens had privet hedges dividing them. Hedge jumping is running from one end of the block to another, through the gardens, jumping/crashing through the privet hedges. " Ah. We didn't have hedges on the 18th floor in Hackney. | |||
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"Pinched a load of sodium from the Chemistry lab to do experiments in the sinks in the bogs. I was subsequently party to one of the boys' toilets exploding when the remaining sodium got thrown into it. When one of the Chemistry teachers approached, one of the lads, who had the remaining chunk of sodium, chucked it into the big to hide it. Needless to say, the resulting explosion, caused when the sodium hit the confined pan of toilet water, drew far more attention than half a dozen lads in the tolilets at break time would have.
That's proper naughty.
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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends. I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this. Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted. if that's the naughtiest thing she's ever done i don't want her as our grand wizzard! what a gimp...she well got bullied at school, it's why she's joined the sith i'm telling ya. wheat fields my arse" | |||
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"I kidded on I had a foo foo once "You mean you haven't? | |||
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"I kidded on I had a foo foo once
You mean you haven't? "nah,,i,ll send you a pic if you want | |||
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday "yea and their knickers off the washing line | |||
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line "You may say that but I could not possibly comment | |||
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line
You may say that but I could not possibly comment "steal them,,,,but replace them with identical knickers,,,, but twice the size ,,,no 10 times the size,,,really screw with their head | |||
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"I kidded on I had a foo foo once
You mean you haven't?
nah,,i,ll send you a pic if you want "Sounds Intriguing | |||
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"Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. " She's a political liability, self-promoting and way beyond her level of competence; how she has managed to even to get elected, repeatedly, is beyond me. Actually, it isn't. Olive oil, springs to mind; there are lots like her. Dr Nasty | |||
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seemed funny at the time but looking back 'that was'nt a cool move' | |||
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter." I just saw a clip of it - they played it as the moment of zen on the Daily Show. She looked really taken back by the question. It was pretty funny to watch | |||
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line
You may say that but I could not possibly comment
steal them,,,,but replace them with identical knickers,,,, but twice the size ,,,no 10 times the size,,,really screw with their head "What you trying to say baitch | |||
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought. "Pops, I shudder at that thought too. | |||
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't! Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter. I just saw a clip of it - they played it as the moment of zen on the Daily Show. She looked really taken back by the question. It was pretty funny to watch "Of course the naughtiest thing she has done is call this election, but this isn't a politics thread. | |||
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought. "*shakes head in disgust* | |||
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
*shakes head in disgust*
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
*shakes head in disgust*
He seems such a nice young man too. "I know. I was duped too. | |||
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"I once pulled a usb stick out without properly ejecting it. That was bad ass "ive done that with external hard drive - | |||
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