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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Right guys, time to play the fab fantasy coach trip, pick 6 couples, a single guy to assume the role of Brendan and a driver, then decide on your magical mystery tour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_muma & soapy

frock me & mr now

view & diamondsmiles

evesham & kev40s

laine & iconic

wishy & privateparts

_abio to be 'brendan'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come to

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Here goes then, Soapy for tour guide, PP for our driver, femmefatale and Diamondsmiles, Wishey and Siren, View and Eurotongue,Eveshamgal and Brummie Jack, GK and Fuma, Frock and Be Nice, Petillante and wyrd woman, Jack and Kate 1 and Hmmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to add into the mix covlad 21 & walljoe if they are still about.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

At what point does this become name and shame?

are you confident that the "coupled" couples are happy about this?

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Can i come to "

And me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

At what point does this become name and shame?

are you confident that the "coupled" couples are happy about this?

"

i'll appologise if any offence has been taken.. but i can no longer remove my post

was meant as a form of flattery that if the people i named would make brilliant and entertaining 'tv'

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

O golly! I really hadn't meant for anyone to interpret it in that way, it's just a piece of harmless fun, and I apologise up front if I cause any offence to anyone, it certainly isn't my intention to upset ayone.Just have fun, with some really funny and amusing people!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh come on Mush, it is a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not fun if your name has not been mentioned Miss

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"It's not fun if your name has not been mentioned Miss "

Agreed and I wanted to be the driver!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I take it you want to be on the bus Mr Snog?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"It's not fun if your name has not been mentioned Miss

Agreed and I wanted to be the driver! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fun if your name has not been mentioned Miss "

Snoggy and soapy bed land destination xx

(feel better now?) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it you want to be on the bus Mr Snog? "

Yes please can I sit with mushy and share my humbugs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not fun if your name has not been mentioned Miss

Snoggy and soapy bed land destination xx

(feel better now?) xx "

Oi be gentle with me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who would be the 'narrator'??

shame that Dave Lamb isnt on fabs.. id love to hear what he has to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it you want to be on the bus Mr Snog?

Yes please can I sit with mushy and share my humbugs ?"

oooo humbugs i'm in and i'll bring my chocolate limes too

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

oh sweeties count me in as well

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

_abio to be 'brendan'"

can i just say that you have given an ill man the biggest laugh i have had all day....

thank you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can't go, we're going to the pub again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

_abio to be 'brendan'

can i just say that you have given an ill man the biggest laugh i have had all day....

thank you....."

wooo! glad i made you laugh.. get well soon though xx

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

OK Jack and Kate1 have voted themselves off, move along and allow our new passengers aboard! Snoggy, pass around the humbugs or there'll be no sausages for you for breakfast!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Now as I have never watched this, is my being included good or bad

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I take it you want to be on the bus Mr Snog? "

snoggy has got his own 'special' bus

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"_muma & soapy

frock me & mr now

view & diamondsmiles

evesham & kev40s

laine & iconic

wishy & privateparts

_abio to be 'brendan'"

oooh yay!!! i'm on board - and with Kev too

if the coach is a rockin'....errrrr join in - its a swingers coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the special seat next to the window don't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the special seat next to the window don't I? "

i did notice how those windows were extra clean lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the special seat next to the window don't I? "

Sorry.... I bagged that one so that I could have a view as well as View...

But... If you want... You can sit on my fa... oops... Lap...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Katie for driver,

Awayman,Dr snog,kev,kev40,Jack,TT,Darkhorse,Private,_abio,funky,soapy

iconic to take the pics.

Yup ,me Miss Katie and a bunch of men...its going to be a wild ride

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

The next stop on our tour is Barcelona, today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wanna be brendan

i'm short enough, podgy enough and whilst not naturally camp can do the 'affected' northern accent without too much effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"O golly! I really hadn't meant for anyone to interpret it in that way, it's just a piece of harmless fun, and I apologise up front if I cause any offence to anyone, it certainly isn't my intention to upset ayone.Just have fun, with some really funny and amusing people!"

I am delighted, I love group fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't like picking the team for rounders either without feeling mean so how am I gonna fill a bus!!!

I know who I would chuck off first - Brendan!!!

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"O golly! I really hadn't meant for anyone to interpret it in that way, it's just a piece of harmless fun, and I apologise up front if I cause any offence to anyone, it certainly isn't my intention to upset ayone.Just have fun, with some really funny and amusing people!

I am delighted, I love group fun. "

And I suspect you're not alone there! step right up, room on the back seat for you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"The next stop on our tour is Barcelona, today..."

Damn left my passport at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for a single girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on "

no haha.. thats why im not on it. would make compelling viewing though xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on "

You've got pants on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on

You've got pants on."

Thats cos I have a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"O golly! I really hadn't meant for anyone to interpret it in that way, it's just a piece of harmless fun, and I apologise up front if I cause any offence to anyone, it certainly isn't my intention to upset ayone.Just have fun, with some really funny and amusing people!

I am delighted, I love group fun. And I suspect you're not alone there! step right up, room on the back seat for you"

oooooo, nice n bumpy at the back.

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"O golly! I really hadn't meant for anyone to interpret it in that way, it's just a piece of harmless fun, and I apologise up front if I cause any offence to anyone, it certainly isn't my intention to upset ayone.Just have fun, with some really funny and amusing people!

I am delighted, I love group fun. And I suspect you're not alone there! step right up, room on the back seat for you

oooooo, nice n bumpy at the back. "

bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on

You've got pants on.

Thats cos I have a cold "

penis?

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Any room for a single girl? "

Always! the more the merrier, leave your overnight bag by the steps and PP will load it aboard I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on

You've got pants on.

Thats cos I have a cold

penis?"

Head

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Would you really get on the same bus that has me Soapy and Wishy on

You've got pants on.

Thats cos I have a cold

penis?

Head "

Aww come here, I'll kiss it better

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh dear....missed the bus again!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

when is the first vote

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

***screaching brakes! sudden stop*** Jump aboard we're not leaving anyone behind!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry folks for the sudden stop, I'm now on board, drive on driver unless there are other stagglers...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

can i sneak on as well, i wont take up much room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks for the sudden stop, I'm now on board, drive on driver unless there are other stagglers... "
There's a spare seat between me and Soapy

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Sorry folks for the sudden stop, I'm now on board, drive on driver unless there are other stagglers... There's a spare seat between me and Soapy "

Oi! you're supposed to be driving PP

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Who's driving this damned coach?

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"can i sneak on as well, i wont take up much room "

OK but be quick about it! Luggage to be left by the steps and I fear its lap space only, unless people don't mind a bit of a squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks for the sudden stop, I'm now on board, drive on driver unless there are other stagglers... There's a spare seat between me and Soapy

Oi! you're supposed to be driving PP "

When did that happen and where are we going again

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"can i sneak on as well, i wont take up much room

OK but be quick about it! Luggage to be left by the steps and I fear its lap space only, unless people don't mind a bit of a squeeze "

or you didnt say the reserve list was in the boot there are some funny sounds coming from some cases

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"can i sneak on as well, i wont take up much room

OK but be quick about it! Luggage to be left by the steps and I fear its lap space only, unless people don't mind a bit of a squeeze or you didnt say the reserve list was in the boot there are some funny sounds coming from some cases "

O dear! I hope people brought a good supply of spare batteries for their toys, the duracell bunny isn't going to be able to buzz and vibrate all the way to our next stop

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"can i sneak on as well, i wont take up much room

OK but be quick about it! Luggage to be left by the steps and I fear its lap space only, unless people don't mind a bit of a squeeze "

no luggage required

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Phew I'm all settled now, how about you coantrim??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi! Who keeps ringing my bell?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The next stop on our tour is Barcelona, today..."
so weres the next stop i here it may be france cap d'agde by any chance

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Phew I'm all settled now, how about you coantrim?? "

oh im nice and cosy here

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

stop the bus I need a wee wee

stop the bus I need a wee wee

stop the bus I need a wee wee

a wee wee swig of vodka (to wash down my painkillers)

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you don't need a space on the coach...

you need a bed on "fab hospital - ward 69".... bupa approved ya know!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will cozy up with view and he can share his strawberry cremes with me.

Can madchick go in the boot cause im not getting on the same bus as her.

TT you can be the entertainment

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I will cozy up with view and he can share his strawberry cremes with me.

Can madchick go in the boot cause im not getting on the same bus as her.

TT you can be the entertainment "

Can I? oo Happy happy happy! OK, pay attention Ladies and Gentleman, for your entertainment this afternoon, we have first of all the marvellous magical trick, the wonderment extrordinaire, the gob gasping and jaw dropping extravaganza of the sawing in half of my female assistant. A round of applause if you would please ***clap clap clap*** Yes! let Voddy through. she sneaked herself aboard at our last stop and has been quietly helping herself to Fmuma's stock of medicinal vodka. The time however has arrived, and the piper is playing her tune, so let's all hope that she has the fare to pay the ferryman should things go arie***Buz'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'zBuz'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z Buz'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z'z *** relax Voddy I'm sure I've got the hang of this jig saw!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

escapes from TT and puts on her customs officers uniform

right passports please folks

hmmmm thinks some of these folks look a bit dodgy to me might have to do a frisking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi! Who keeps ringing my bell? "

me given half a chance

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"escapes from TT and puts on her customs officers uniform

right passports please folks

hmmmm thinks some of these folks look a bit dodgy to me might have to do a frisking"

O Yeah, very funny, we're all convinced! OK guys, who's first to demonstrate to the strip o'gram customs officer where we stuff the contraband?

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