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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

You should wash it down with soda that will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh blimey its alka seltza time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd struggle to eat a whole pizza in a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

Cogratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating After-Eight mints and it's twenty to six,,,,

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd struggle to eat a whole pizza in a day. "

I hardly eat anything normally. I don't know how I managed it. I have eaten more today than I normally would in a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hormones probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating After-Eight mints and it's twenty to six,,,,

You rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating After-Eight mints and it's twenty to six,,,,

Twat....I'm on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating After-Eight mints and it's twenty to six,,,,

Twat....I'm on a diet

Oh well I suppose I can eat the one I was saving for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating After-Eight mints and it's twenty to six,,,,

Twat....I'm on a diet

Oh well I suppose I can eat the one I was saving for you...

Bloody hope you get fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to my world OP, although add a portion of onions rings and that would do. Oh and it is gone in a damn sight less than 2 hours lol x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How big was it??

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

Foooooodbaby

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

That's a horribly amusing image in my head you've conjured. Pizza makes me bloat like a whale - hopefully you digest it soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's "

Even I would struggle with that and I'm no stranger to over indulgence

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

Foooooodbaby

It's gonna be a seriously satisfying dump when this escapes I tell ya.

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

You should wash it down with soda that will help

Soda !!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

Respect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

Foooooodbaby

It's gonna be a seriously satisfying dump when this escapes I tell ya."

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

That's a horribly amusing image in my head you've conjured. Pizza makes me bloat like a whale - hopefully you digest it soon!

I may be exaggerating a smidge here but... My ribs are gonna break soon

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

I hope the hygiene card on the window was a five ...know what your like ..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's "

Bloody hell woman!! No wonder you feel like you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carb overload.

I recommend Tonic Water & loose bottoms for the bloating

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's "

No garlic bread for starters? Wuss

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

I hope the hygiene card on the window was a five ...know what your like .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a 12 inch in 10 minutes, if I took longer to eat it I wouldn't finish it. Need to get it all down before my brain has a chance to register I'm full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's "

Deep pan?

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You only have yourself to blame.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's

Bloody hell woman!! No wonder you feel like you do

I'm like a snake. 1 huge meal a week. That's a lie. I was just being greedy. It was expensive!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's

Deep pan?

Nooooo

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You only have yourself to blame."

Indeed Sherlock, not looking for sympathy, just stating the fact that I was greedy and now I'm paying for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I feel like that, I take my Dog for a walk with his ball.

Then I'm hungry again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a sick get i can eat a large and another 3 quarters of another full one from dominos.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How big was it??

Was a large from Domino's "

Only ever had one of their's once. There is Pappas in Derby which is just over the road from me and I have been using since about 1991

Hot & Spicy anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

Foooooodbaby

It's gonna be a seriously satisfying dump when this escapes I tell ya."

You just destroyed all my mental images of you....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Im a sick get i can eat a large and another 3 quarters of another full one from dominos. "

Where the fuck do ya put it?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I felt like that Saturday night after a medium stuffed crust.

Actually it just made me feel sleepy more than anything.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

Its all going straight to your butt!! Mmmmmm buttt lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Feels like my belly is gonna have an alien moment and a pizza baby is gonna break through my guts

Foooooodbaby

It's gonna be a seriously satisfying dump when this escapes I tell ya.

You just destroyed all my mental images of you....

Thank you come again

Do you not poop?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I felt like that Saturday night after a medium stuffed crust.

Actually it just made me feel sleepy more than anything.

I can nap any time during the day. Can't sleep for shit at bed time tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?"

Well, waste not, want not

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"I can do a 12 inch in 10 minutes, if I took longer to eat it I wouldn't finish it. Need to get it all down before my brain has a chance to register I'm full. "

We still talking f pizza

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"I can do a 12 inch in 10 minutes, if I took longer to eat it I wouldn't finish it. Need to get it all down before my brain has a chance to register I'm full. "

We still talking pizza

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?"

Just use the plate silly

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?

Just use the plate silly

Fuck it, I still got the box, that's gonna work a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?

Just use the plate silly

Fuck it, I still got the box, that's gonna work a treat

Works for me

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?

Just use the plate silly

Fuck it, I still got the box, that's gonna work a treat

Works for me

Environmentally friendly and all that jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two hours? I'm very proud of and pleased for you! If I had a large pizza I might just take this as a challenge

If I throw this one back up ya wanna give it a go?

Well, waste not, want not

You got a spare chucket bucket?

Just use the plate silly

Fuck it, I still got the box, that's gonna work a treat

Works for me

Environmentally friendly and all that jazz"

Exactly. Just because Trump's a dick, doesn't mean we have to be too, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

Ha, amateur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly....

I ate a whole large pizza to myself. It took me 2 hrs but I did it. I don't feel well

Haha, I have my takeaway pizza en route, ill be surprised if it lasts an hour

I'm kinda lucky, I don't feel hunger or full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am eating luscious lemon Greek yogurt (fat free) have had it in the freezer makes great ice cream x

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