FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck a duck...

By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...it's cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo, think of the trauma to the duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun fact: Duck's dicks are corkscrew shaped. Twisty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples could cut glass at the moment

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Noooooo, think of the trauma to the duck.

The duck's like it around here,it's a bit of a dodgy area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples could cut glass at the moment

i like your nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooo, think of the trauma to the duck.

The duck's like it around here,it's a bit of a dodgy area

I had heard rumours about Amillionmilesaway but didn't like to say

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Noooooo, think of the trauma to the duck.

The duck's like it around here,it's a bit of a dodgy area

I had heard rumours about Amillionmilesaway but didn't like to say

They're all true it's why I live here,bit shocking ar first but I'm used to it now

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wots fuck a duck got anything to do with it being cold

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

And Hoo wood want to fuck a duck ???

You no wot don't arnsar that 1

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wots fuck a duck got anything to do with it being cold

It's what duck's do around him when it's cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it's cold

I thought I was strange for saying that when I got cold. Never heard anyone else say it

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"...it's cold

I thought I was strange for saying that when I got cold. Never heard anyone else say it

Not sure I have

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Wots fuck a duck got anything to do with it being cold

It's what duck's do around him when it's cold."

?? Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it's cold

Balmy here, and the fab distanceometer says only 110 miles. I have ducks outside though, on the water. I've only just noticed how pretty you are...

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wots fuck a duck got anything to do with it being cold

It's what duck's do around him when it's cold.

?? Ok"

It's just a saying _eeside,clearly not universal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will throw in some bread in the pond

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Wots fuck a duck got anything to do with it being cold

It's what duck's do around him when it's cold.

?? Ok

It's just a saying _eeside,clearly not universal."

Ok I get it now

But It's the 1st time I've hard that saying.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I will throw in some bread in the pond

Only brown bread though white isn't good for them

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"...it's cold

Balmy here, and the fab distanceometer says only 110 miles. I have ducks outside though, on the water. I've only just noticed how pretty you are...

Oh...thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to jump in the car and drive 70 odd miles.

Apparently it's stormy, roads closed due to fallen trees and cows on the motorway due to fallen fences!!

Where did summer go??

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

It's 43c here in sand land. I'll swap places with all you in a heartbeat.

The ducks here are crispy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it's cold

I thought I was strange for saying that when I got cold. Never heard anyone else say it

Not sure I have

Quite clearly great minds think alike. I wonder what else we unknowing have in common

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's 43c here in sand land. I'll swap places with all you in a heartbeat.

The ducks here are crispy!

Well if you could just chuck us over a bit of that heat I'd be incredibly greatful,cheers chuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will throw in some bread in the pond

Only brown bread though white isn't good for them

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Yes, brown bread too. I would as well make myself some sandwiches to eat there at the pond

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

"It's 43c here in sand land. I'll swap places with all you in a heartbeat.

The ducks here are crispy!

Well if you could just chuck us over a bit of that heat I'd be incredibly greatful,cheers chuck

They'd switch religions here and revere me as a god if I could do that. It's bloody miserable, especially when you can't eat and drink in public!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

What if it's a drake

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's 43c here in sand land. I'll swap places with all you in a heartbeat.

The ducks here are crispy!

Well if you could just chuck us over a bit of that heat I'd be incredibly greatful,cheers chuck

They'd switch religions here and revere me as a god if I could do that. It's bloody miserable, especially when you can't eat and drink in public!

Gosh that's pretty restrictive,I won't ask where the heck you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it's cold

Balmy here, and the fab distanceometer says only 110 miles. I have ducks outside though, on the water. I've only just noticed how pretty you are...

Oh...thankyou "

You're welcome, speak as I find, and I'm not even trying to get into your pants as I'm not your type. I have seen your avatar lots but never looked at your profile. Anyway, back to our regular programming, I can't crisp the duck here, she has five ducklings following her right now and even I'm not that cold..emotionally, not physically..

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"...it's cold

Balmy here, and the fab distanceometer says only 110 miles. I have ducks outside though, on the water. I've only just noticed how pretty you are...

Oh...thankyou

Aw that's cute I love seeing that,make's me go all googy even under this tough exterior

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x "

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few ducks today swimming in puddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like turtle's

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz"

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

"It's 43c here in sand land. I'll swap places with all you in a heartbeat.

The ducks here are crispy!

Well if you could just chuck us over a bit of that heat I'd be incredibly greatful,cheers chuck

They'd switch religions here and revere me as a god if I could do that. It's bloody miserable, especially when you can't eat and drink in public!

Gosh that's pretty restrictive,I won't ask where the heck you are!"

You can probably guess. The hamster-headed one was just here. Apparently the fastees can't stand to see others eating or drinking and It's 'disrespectful'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

Been sunny here since @10am, it can't be far from you now..

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

Been sunny here since @10am, it can't be far from you now..

We sure as heck won't be getting it any time soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

Been sunny here since @10am, it can't be far from you now..

We sure as heck won't be getting it any time soon!

But a duck might

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

Been sunny here since @10am, it can't be far from you now..

We sure as heck won't be getting it any time soon!

But a duck might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would (fuckaduck) if it brought the sunshine back

Peach x

Do it

She's not one to duck a fuck...

Fuzz

I shall patiently wait for the sun to appear then

Been sunny here since @10am, it can't be far from you now..

We sure as heck won't be getting it any time soon!

But a duck might

Well Mrs Duck down here has two drakes to take care of her. Swinging ducks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing a gale and rain swept here, fantastic! Log burner's crackling and blazing away, so toasty.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Blowing a gale and rain swept here, fantastic! Log burner's crackling and blazing away, so toasty.

That sound's really nice actually,I refuse to put the heating on!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I can't fuck mr duck as he's at work

so I've put the heating on instead, oh and made a curry to warm the cock.......les

Mrs blue eyes

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't fuck mr duck as he's at work

so I've put the heating on instead, oh and made a curry to warm the cock.......les

Mrs blue eyes

I don't feel as bad now about mentioning fuck a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed fuck a duck....I had to put my heating on...and I'm in pajamas

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do something illegal with a seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd only like a duck if it was covered in pepper sauce and on a plate with chips and onion rings

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do something illegal with a seagull

No that would be just plain wrong!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Indeed fuck a duck....I had to put my heating on...and I'm in pajamas

.....

If it carries on I'll have to go back to wearing bed socks with my pj's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do something illegal with a seagull

No that would be just plain wrong!

I have those too. Bastards keep pooping on my car....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yesterday I was in shorts and t-shirt...today it's jeans, t-shirt and sweatshirt...crazy weather!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my heating on brrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone a bit dull and showery now. Oh well, off to the gym anyway...

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Gone a bit dull and showery now. Oh well, off to the gym anyway..."

I sent it your way being the spiteful person I am

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

All this duck talk is just making me hungry.

*Pops over to Waitrose for some crispy aromatic*

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