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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So I just found out the person who has been stealing bits of my lunch from work over the last year is my boss...how would you get them back for this if it was you?

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Argh it's going to really annoy me that in my quick posting I spelt thief incorrectly sorry about that!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Argh it's going to really annoy me that in my quick posting I spelt thief incorrectly sorry about that! "

Wank in it. Leave it there.

Hang on... are you your own boss and maybe have slight amnesia?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Lace it with gallons of salt,the cheeky fucker!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Insert bleach in it or wee

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Argh it's going to really annoy me that in my quick posting I spelt thief incorrectly sorry about that!

Wank in it. Leave it there.

Hang on... are you your own boss and maybe have slight amnesia? "

I don't remember posting this

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would lace it with a laxative and sit back and laugh when it starts to take effect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ask for compensation for food purchased by yourself but eaten by them.

You work to eat yourself not feed them.

Ark at me getting all high horsey.

Neigh.

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By *orn KinkyTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff

I'd just stick a note on top saying

"please (insert boss' name) stop stealing my lunch. Thanks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make weird concoctions that look tasty but are disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a housemate that stole foof continually, lacongratulations food with laxatives did happen occasionally although the to e I laced ketchup with lemon juice rendering his dinner inedible finally got the message across

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I had a housemate that stole foof continually, lacongratulations food with laxatives did happen occasionally although the to e I laced ketchup with lemon juice rendering his dinner inedible finally got the message across"

Stealing foof is going to stay with me all day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut him

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I had a housemate that stole foof continually, lacongratulations food with laxatives did happen occasionally although the to e I laced ketchup with lemon juice rendering his dinner inedible finally got the message across

Stealing foof is going to stay with me all day...

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Bloody hell id missed that

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So I just found out the person who has been stealing bits of my lunch from work over the last year is my boss...how would you get them back for this if it was you? "

Easy.

Make a lunch that looks good but spik it with chilli or salt.

Then wen thay nik it you have a big grinn noing wots in it and thay don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Award a punishment of your choice you deem fit for the crime committed.

I would organise a meeting, raise it their for public humiliation and also it will be recorded in the minutes...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Lace it with gallons of salt,the cheeky fucker!"

This ^^^^^^^

And gost chilli sorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck tape a fish to under his desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bits of your lunch is going missing?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I had a housemate that stole foof continually, lacongratulations food with laxatives did happen occasionally although the to e I laced ketchup with lemon juice rendering his dinner inedible finally got the message across"

Run that by us again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a sticker on it saying you spat in it - or made it after gong to the loo and not washing your hands - or some other such yakky info

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Just ask when he's going to buy you a lunch given you've been buying his all this time.

Wasting food seems wrong.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"What bits of your lunch is going missing?"

Quite often it's the fruit pots I make

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