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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wifey is in hospital for her shoulder op at last so I'm fidgeting around waiting to hear she's awake again.

I need distractions

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck sake I just replied in the other one

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I had a call from the docs just now. More blood tests results. So now I have

1) high cholesterol

2) anaemia

3) body is in famine mode

4) vitamin d deficiency.

Fuck me d*unk I'm falling apart!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Rachael... come back. You can't lure me in then disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still here. I was poaching eggs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooooozing eggs. Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving, can I join you??? Bacon and poached eggs sounds heavenly right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks left. Looks right.

It seeeems like I'm all alone in mown little thread now.

Mwah hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm starving, can I join you??? Bacon and poached eggs sounds heavenly right now"

Damn. Where did you pop up from?

I was just getting naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starving, can I join you??? Bacon and poached eggs sounds heavenly right now

Damn. Where did you pop up from?

I was just getting naked

Naked with bacon and eggs?! Even better!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only go poached eggs one way; just done. Perfect ooze every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it with the auto carrot today?

I only DO! Ffs.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking "

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

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By *hreesumguysCouple
over a year ago

leicester

"Fuck sake I just replied in the other one

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ"

Fucking mint tune. I loved it mate. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake I just replied in the other one

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ

Fucking mint tune. I loved it mate. Brilliant "

Lol. I finally worked out how to cut n paste the link.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck sake I just replied in the other one

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ

Fucking mint tune. I loved it mate. Brilliant "

Oh there's plenty more silliness where that came from!

https://youtu.be/c1v8-HrdFk4

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

Cool for dropping back down on the seeker when they give up too.

BOO!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

Cool for dropping back down on the seeker when they give up too.

BOO!

I find not giggling the most difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

Cool for dropping back down on the seeker when they give up too.

BOO!

I find not giggling the most difficult

I take hide and seek very seriously

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

Cool for dropping back down on the seeker when they give up too.

BOO!

I find not giggling the most difficult

I take hide and seek very seriously

I take singing very seriously

https://youtu.be/c1v8-HrdFk4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm back out wandering around the local orchards with my three dogs again now.

I can't help but worry about her.

She fell over again last night, slipped on the wet tiled steps or the local Indian. She did further damage to her shoulder so they are opening it properly today now instead of trying keyhole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

I was playing hide n seek while you were cooking

I. Am absolutely brilliant at hide and seek.

I move. That's the secret you know.

That's cheating

No it's not.

Where in the rules does it say you can't move?

Kids do a cursory look behind the curtains and then check the cupboard.

It's their own fault for not looking properly. I sneak out from behind the curtains and stand in the cupboard.

When they check behind the curtains properly it's too late.

I'm outta there suckers

I wedged myself on the ceiling in a hallway once. Had to get a lift up, but once there I was there ages

Cool for dropping back down on the seeker when they give up too.

BOO!

I find not giggling the most difficult

I take hide and seek very seriously

I take singing very seriously

https://youtu.be/c1v8-HrdFk4

I don't know why I wrote singing. I meant hide and seek. Although I do enjoy singing too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back out wandering around the local orchards with my three dogs again now.

I can't help but worry about her.

She fell over again last night, slipped on the wet tiled steps or the local Indian. She did further damage to her shoulder so they are opening it properly today now instead of trying keyhole.

Oh bloody hell. Have they given any idea how long it will take?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back out wandering around the local orchards with my three dogs again now.

I can't help but worry about her.

She fell over again last night, slipped on the wet tiled steps or the local Indian. She did further damage to her shoulder so they are opening it properly today now instead of trying keyhole.

Oh bloody hell. Have they given any idea how long it will take?"

I'm expecting her out between 1 and 2 but that was before she saw the consultant and told him she'd hurt it further.

We need to find out why she has so many falls. She's only 50 and she slips and trips several times a day. Sober I better add!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm back out wandering around the local orchards with my three dogs again now.

I can't help but worry about her.

She fell over again last night, slipped on the wet tiled steps or the local Indian. She did further damage to her shoulder so they are opening it properly today now instead of trying keyhole.

Oh bloody hell. Have they given any idea how long it will take?

I'm expecting her out between 1 and 2 but that was before she saw the consultant and told him she'd hurt it further.

We need to find out why she has so many falls. She's only 50 and she slips and trips several times a day. Sober I better add! "

Oh crikey. I'm assuming they've checked her ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back out wandering around the local orchards with my three dogs again now.

I can't help but worry about her.

She fell over again last night, slipped on the wet tiled steps or the local Indian. She did further damage to her shoulder so they are opening it properly today now instead of trying keyhole.

Oh bloody hell. Have they given any idea how long it will take?

I'm expecting her out between 1 and 2 but that was before she saw the consultant and told him she'd hurt it further.

We need to find out why she has so many falls. She's only 50 and she slips and trips several times a day. Sober I better add!

Oh crikey. I'm assuming they've checked her ears. "

Nothing yet. She's always been super clumsy. I think she's undiagnosed Aspergers so it might have something to do with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right. There's nothing left for it;

I'm stripping off my nail varnish. Filing them. Doing my cuticles and smoothing them. Pamper time.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Right. There's nothing left for it;

I'm stripping off my nail varnish. Filing them. Doing my cuticles and smoothing them. Pamper time.

Ooooo, have fun with that, as much as you can anyway. Don't file them into daggers though, I really don't like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right. There's nothing left for it;

I'm stripping off my nail varnish. Filing them. Doing my cuticles and smoothing them. Pamper time.

Ooooo, have fun with that, as much as you can anyway. Don't file them into daggers though, I really don't like that

I won't. Promise.

I went shopping for some clothes for my wifey. Things she can get in easily with one arm. I ended up buying a few things for me too and some nailcare stuff so I'm playing now.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Right. There's nothing left for it;

I'm stripping off my nail varnish. Filing them. Doing my cuticles and smoothing them. Pamper time.

Ooooo, have fun with that, as much as you can anyway. Don't file them into daggers though, I really don't like that

I won't. Promise.

I went shopping for some clothes for my wifey. Things she can get in easily with one arm. I ended up buying a few things for me too and some nailcare stuff so I'm playing now.

It would have been rude not to wouldn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems there's a lot more work to be done, especially in my toes, than I realised. Nail varnish hides so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So much for her being out between 1 and 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She awake ish.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"She awake ish.

Yay! That's good to hear.

Bloody hell, didn't realise it was 4pm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She awake ish.

Yay! That's good to hear.

Bloody hell, didn't realise it was 4pm!"

I'm now worrying if she doesn't eat etc soon they'll hang onto her for the night.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"She awake ish.

Yay! That's good to hear.

Bloody hell, didn't realise it was 4pm!

I'm now worrying if she doesn't eat etc soon they'll hang onto her for the night. "

Have you heard anymore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right. Finally. I can go get her! Yay. Sounds like she'll be bionic when she's healed. They've had to move her bicep and all sorts. Poor bear.

Thanks for distracting me today xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Right. Finally. I can go get her! Yay. Sounds like she'll be bionic when she's healed. They've had to move her bicep and all sorts. Poor bear.

Thanks for distracting me today xxx"

Ooooo go get her!!

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