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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i was with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish i was with you

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely

Hi BFF. Lovely to see you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many do you want with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The restraining order prevents me from being with you, but rest assured I'm only 101 metres away

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There's a brilliantly light hearted song on the Tunesday thread.... see if you can spot it.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Only if I'm allowed to fab your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many do you want with you?

Today lots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The restraining order prevents me from being with you, but rest assured I'm only 101 metres away

I need you 100 metres or less. Can you do that?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The restraining order prevents me from being with you, but rest assured I'm only 101 metres away

I need you 100 metres or less. Can you do that? "

Not according to the terms of the order, no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if I'm allowed to fab your pics

Oh if you must. I've already done yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hey! *bunny plonks herself on a beanbag and prepares to hang out chilling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a brilliantly light hearted song on the Tunesday thread.... see if you can spot it.

Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me? "

Cant you just leave it? i left that thread because you and others were mocking me for not getting it.

Now you have to mention that in a new thread.. you really are a sad lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!"

An oldie but a goody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey hey! *bunny plonks herself on a beanbag and prepares to hang out chilling

Thanks for coming with me x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Only if I'm allowed to fab your pics

Oh if you must. I've already done yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

Cant you just leave it? i left that thread because you and others were mocking me for not getting it.

Now you have to mention that in a new thread.. you really are a sad lady"

This thread has nothing to do with you whatsoever I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey hey! *bunny plonks herself on a beanbag and prepares to hang out chilling

Thanks for coming with me x"

Foxy...that's what I have planned for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!"

But I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey hey! *bunny plonks herself on a beanbag and prepares to hang out chilling

Thanks for coming with me x

Foxy...that's what I have planned for later

Woooo hoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

Cant you just leave it? i left that thread because you and others were mocking me for not getting it.

Now you have to mention that in a new thread.. you really are a sad lady

This thread has nothing to do with you whatsoever I'm sorry "

Ok then I apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

Cant you just leave it? i left that thread because you and others were mocking me for not getting it.

Now you have to mention that in a new thread.. you really are a sad lady

This thread has nothing to do with you whatsoever I'm sorry

Ok then I apologise "

No need. You're very welcome here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!

An oldie but a goody

I heard it on the radio the other day,childish humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!

An oldie but a goody

I heard it on the radio the other day,childish humour

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Hey can I join

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey can I join

You can, good morning and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many do you want with you?

Today lots

I'll be one then,

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

According to Fabs own amateur psychologist (unqualified) a gathering such as this is fear driven.

I'm afraid you all need shutting down.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"Hey can I join

You can, good morning and welcome "

Thank you very much x

My oldest joke

What do you call postman pat when he retires?

Pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for some silliness. The weather is about as serious as I can cope with today x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many do you want with you?

Today lots

I'll be one then,

I already had you on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey can I join

You can, good morning and welcome

Thank you very much x

My oldest joke

What do you call postman pat when he retires?

Pat"

However old, that had made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in for some silliness. The weather is about as serious as I can cope with today x "

A very good morning to you

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"Hey can I join

You can, good morning and welcome

Thank you very much x

My oldest joke

What do you call postman pat when he retires?

Pat

However old, that had made me smile "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am at work and a flock of sheep are being herding up the road under my window. I wish they'd keep the noise down I'm trying to work.....I mean fab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm in a rather silly mood today myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a rather silly mood today myself."

Silly is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Fabs own amateur psychologist (unqualified) a gathering such as this is fear driven.

I'm afraid you all need shutting down.

Because we talk, we are nothing but sheep

bahh bahh fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am at work and a flock of sheep are being herding up the road under my window. I wish they'd keep the noise down I'm trying to work.....I mean fab "

Where are you going? Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am at work and a flock of sheep are being herding up the road under my window. I wish they'd keep the noise down I'm trying to work.....I mean fab

Where are you going? Can I come? "

Always

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

great new 'new thread' thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"great new 'new thread' thread!

Happy you like it. Good morning

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"great new 'new thread' thread!

Happy you like it. Good morning "

Morning my sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"great new 'new thread' thread!

Happy you like it. Good morning

Morning my sweet."

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

With you OP, if I could ... waggle in. Politics. Urrrgh, I hope to never comment again.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me? "

I would love to be with you, you seem like a cracking person to be around

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm in a rather silly mood today myself."

How do I get one of these food hygiene certificates?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

I would love to be with you, you seem like a cracking person to be around

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sheep baaaaaaa

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By *adgerblueMan
over a year ago

Telford

Morning all new here so be gentle .

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm a sheep baaaaaaa

I'm from Cumbria, been around sheep all my life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Manchester.....I've been around all my life.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning all new here so be gentle ."

No chance sunshine, on your knees!

I jest.

This time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all new here so be gentle ."

Welcome

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Hey hey! *bunny plonks herself on a beanbag and prepares to hang out chilling

Thanks for coming with me x

Foxy...that's what I have planned for later

Now that image in my mind has certainly brightened my day!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm from Manchester.....I've been around all my life.

That's definitely better than being a square......

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

I would love to be with you, you seem like a cracking person to be around

Likewise

HOTLISTED! (Gratuitous use of capitals, my apologies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's a joke...

I hear 6 fell out with 7

Why's that then?

Because 7 8 9

shit eh!

An oldie but a goody

I heard it on the radio the other day,childish humour

Shit, childish jokes??? Here's one.

Why is sex like onions?

Because, in out and that's shallot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing a few days break...so mug in hand and joining you mad lot...I'm not doing anything but listening unless jokes get too bad...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Manchester.....I've been around all my life.

Haha I just got this. I have a slow brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Manchester.....I've been around all my life.

Haha I just got this. I have a slow brain

Haha. I'm so glad it wasn't wasted on everyone.

. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in for happy days - and my hands want inside that shirt of yours -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

I would love to be with you, you seem like a cracking person to be around

Likewise

HOTLISTED! (Gratuitous use of capitals, my apologies)

Never apologise. Thank you. I've been fabbing

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me?

I would love to be with you, you seem like a cracking person to be around

Likewise

HOTLISTED! (Gratuitous use of capitals, my apologies)

Never apologise. Thank you. I've been fabbing

So I see, thank you too! Prepare for an inbox full of cock pics...........

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Had to send a new post on this thread as the replies were stuck on the number 69, which just wouldn't do...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a wonderful evening last night enjoying some topics in the lounge and laughing lots, it got spoiled by other taking things way too seriously.

So I have moved to this thread, a place where all can come and laugh and makes jokes and brighten each other's day.

Who's with me? "

I'm with you

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