FabSwingers.com forum: Can you meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because I'm ridiculously horny yet stupidly lazy to actually write my profile or a pm, I've even got someone to arrange organise a social for me lately. I'm going all out....I need a shag. Will you do it for me?

My preference is something almost spiritual with a sexy woman who wants everything. But at the moment I'm ready to fuck my favourite teddy bear.

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm ridiculously horny yet stupidly lazy to actually write my profile or a pm, I've even got someone to arrange organise a social for me lately. I'm going all out....I need a shag. Will you do it for me?

My preference is something almost spiritual with a sexy woman who wants everything. But at the moment I'm ready to fuck my favourite teddy bear.

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Erm....hello

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we actually encountered someone almost like that on another site once. Their response to almost everything including time, place and date (having made the initial contact themselves) was "I'll leave it up to you".

So we left it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy bugger.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yourself.

Shower

Rough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we left it

Haha.

I'm just glad no-ones gone with Gonzo from the muppets on the big one in Blackpool using strawberry truffle as lube!

TBH. I'm surprised anyone thought I was thinking inside Fab and fab meets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yourself.

Shower

Rough

Simple yet easy to accomplish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yourself

In front of a mirror

Crying

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Can't be bothered arranging my own never mind your's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yourself

In front of a mirror

Crying "

Myself again. There's a theme going on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinned up against a Mirror.

You.

Rough.

Next week though?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Trying to help you out but you need to visit the torso thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to help you out but you need to visit the torso thread

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preference is something almost spiritual with a sexy woman who wants everything. But at the moment I'm ready to fuck my favourite teddy bear.

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

Can I suggest a pully system?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

Can I suggest a pully system? "

You can suggest you may not get though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

Can I suggest a pully system?

You can suggest you may not get though"

I've heard this before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

Can I suggest a pully system?

You can suggest you may not get though

I've heard this before.

Anyway judging by your pics your a very sexy guy and your nice with it so I doubt that you would have aye bother getting a fck

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Trying to help you out but you need to visit the torso thread

No.

Some ppl just can't be helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinned up against a Mirror.

You.

Rough.

Next week though?

Offered and ignored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wasn't really serious with this. I was hoping for a few funny answers or something to get me through the day.

. But you've all made me laugh a little so far.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Just use your hand and a dildo and fuck yourself. With lube if you're feeling like treating yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just use your hand and a dildo and fuck yourself. With lube if you're feeling like treating yourself.

Go fuck myself? I hear this a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wasn't really serious with this. I was hoping for a few funny answers or something to get me through the day.

. But you've all made me laugh a little so far. "

I think you've stunned us ladies quiet. Where have you been hiding those pics.

But in answer to your questions, definitely you all over the house why limit the fun to one place. And dirty, rampant rough sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop around to mine, OP.

It's my day off and I've got a new pack of condoms begging to be used!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who shall you fuck....you're blindfolded, you won't know

Where shall you fuck...a lay-by somewhere, you're blindfolded, you won't know

How shall you do it...however I tell you

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Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who shall you fuck....you're blindfolded, you won't know

Where shall you fuck...a lay-by somewhere, you're blindfolded, you won't know

How shall you do it...however I tell you

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Peach x "

Yeeeeessssss

. Thank fuck.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just use your hand and a dildo and fuck yourself. With lube if you're feeling like treating yourself.

Go fuck myself? I hear this a lot.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My preference is something almost spiritual with a sexy woman who wants everything. But at the moment I'm ready to fuck my favourite teddy bear.

So I'm asking. Who, where and how? Anything goes.

Tell me who I should fuck

Where I'm fucking them

And how I'm going to do it!

Have fun.

Will you actually be doing the deed yourself or will someone be puting You on top spanking your ass so you move up and down

I was wondering this too.... or if electronic stimulation to certain areas might be required....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who shall you fuck....you're blindfolded, you won't know

Where shall you fuck...a lay-by somewhere, you're blindfolded, you won't know

How shall you do it...however I tell you

Sorted

Peach x

Yeeeeessssss

. Thank fuck.

Did you just cum a little bit...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who shall you fuck....you're blindfolded, you won't know

Where shall you fuck...a lay-by somewhere, you're blindfolded, you won't know

How shall you do it...however I tell you

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Peach x

Yeeeeessssss

. Thank fuck.

Did you just cum a little bit...

Peach x"

i can't tell. If you'll take my blindfold off I can look and check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who shall you fuck....you're blindfolded, you won't know

Where shall you fuck...a lay-by somewhere, you're blindfolded, you won't know

How shall you do it...however I tell you

Sorted

Peach x

Yeeeeessssss

. Thank fuck.

Did you just cum a little bit...

Peach x

i can't tell. If you'll take my blindfold off I can look and check. "

I'll check.....

....ooooh, that's a mess

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What the name of your bear! Have they consented?

I could lend you my rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the name of your bear! Have they consented?

I could lend you my rabbit

The bear hasn't said no.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I asked nicely a bit back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melania Trump

At the white house

Bend over doggy, one leg on the presidential desk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Melania Trump

At the white house

Bend over doggy, one leg on the presidential desk

Hell yes!!! I think I'll take up smoking again just so I can relax with a cigar afterwards. Seems rather appropriate don't you think?

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